Post by Dale on Oct 19, 2009 11:05:07 GMT -5
Title- Morgan Gets A Job
Cast- NA
Plot- When a space thingy riffs through Morgan, a Better Morgan is created who quickly steals Morgan's friends, love and is now heading for her dream job. Now, Morgan will have to get off her ass and get into action if she wants her life back.
Release- October 23
EVERYTHING below this long space is the film, please don't cut any of it out: it's important.
Casa- you're reading this again? wow.
Natalie- i love you. seriously. if this film sucks, then i'm really sorry.
Daz- hope you enjoy. if it's rubbish, bare in mind that this is the first thing i've ever written.
Krew/Bucksfan- this isn't a horror film, what are you doing here?
BLG- remember, i'm american. that's why it'll probably be bad.
Hanelle- i'm not paying for your eye surgery.
T Mac- i tried at least.
The Rest of Ya- you're so sweet.
Morgan Gets A Job
Second Draft
by Laurie Acker
CLOSE UP: Morgan’s blue eyes.
WIDE SHOT: Morgan, blonde haired in blue overalls and nothing else standing below a green tree as the sun sets.
CUT TO BLACK
TITLE CARD: “Part 1: Lazy as Phuck”
FLASH TO: Larry’s Great as Eight Pizza. Behind the counter Morgan, now in a red shirt and black pants, lingers over the cash register. A dark haired boy named Lloyd walks up to the counter. “I Want To Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles plays softly in the background.
Lloyd pulls a coupon out of his pant pockets and hands it to her.
Lloyd gives a big smile and Morgan just rolls her eyes.
Morgan punches in the order with a slight frustration.
Lloyd walks off to take a seat.
CUT TO: Lloyd at a batting range, he misses a ball as he swings. Umpire-dressed Morgan, waves her hand.
CUT TO: Morgan sitting at a table in “Larry’s Great as Eight Pizza” with Kim, her short dark-haired friend in a “Rocky Horror” t-shirt.
RAPID CUT TO: Morgan, shaking her head as she eats at Long John Silver’s.
CUT BACK
FLASH TO: An 8 year old Kim handing an 8-year-old Zack a piece of graded paper.
CUT BACK
FLASH TO: Morgan and Zack, fit with curly brown hair and pale skin, in a movie theater.
Zack sits on the edge of his seat, as does Morgan, paying close attention to the film.
Zack now has his hand around Morgan as they don’t focus on the screen and start to kiss one another.
CUT BACK
Larry, a sloppy man with a thick mustache wearing a suit walks up to the girls.
Lloyd walks over.
Morgan quickly takes the red shirt off and exposes her white bra, tosses the shirt at Lloyd then begins a walk out.
Morgan stops in her tracks then turns around. She launches herself into the air with a kick straight into Lloyd’s face, which Morgan leaps off, heading and successfully kicking Larry in the face. Flash back to reveal that Morgan has still stopped in her tracks and it was purely a dream sequence.
CUT TO: Morgan’s rooftop. Shayna, with her light red hair and geek-framed glasses sips on a orange juice while Morgan, in a gray striped shirt now, sips on her Bud Light.
Shayna begins her descent off Morgan’s roof.
CUT TO: Morgan walking through the park, bare-footed with the beer bottle at hand.
A wave of blue flies past Morgan, knocking her on the ground. After a few seconds, she stands up. Morgan feels her body to see that nothing is physically wrong.
Morgan turns to see Better Morgan, an exact copy of her, only with a few changes.
TITLE CARD: “Part 2: Better Morgan”
Morgan examines Better Morgan.
Morgan feels her own near-flat chest.
Better Morgan slugs Morgan, who falls to the crowd, knocked-out.
CUT TO: High School. Morgan, in a pink dress and braided hair walks through the hallways with a nervous look. Kim, in a black and purple-stripped shirt approaches her.
Morgan turns around to see Better Morgan walk in with the exact same outfit; only the dress is filled out. The moment is in slow motion, even with her hair being blown by the wind for some reason.
Zack walks in wearing a blue hoodie, covering his hair.
Better Morgan runs up to Zack and they begin to strike up a conversation.
FLASH TO: Morgan and Kim on Morgan’s Roof. Both have beer bottle in hand, holding onto eachother.
FLASH BACK TO: Morgan and Kim in the hallway.
CUT TO: Morgan in Art Class, drawing a doodle of Bubbles from “The Power Puff Girls”. Next to her is Better Morgan; “Wake Up” by Coheed and Cambria begins to play.
Morgan looks over to see an exact recreation of the “Mona Lisa”. She rolls her eyes.
CUT TO: Science Class. Morgan goes to sit by Shayna who is now sitting by Better Morgan.
CUT TO: Morgan in the Cafeteria. Kim begins to walk by.
Morgan watches as Kim takes a seat beside Better Morgan.
CUT TO: Morgan’s Front Porch. It rains hard as she sits on a couch when a UPS truck pulls up. The UPS Delivery Boy approaches Morgan with a large package.
He walks back into the truck and drives off. Morgan screams and kicks her mailbox as rain pours on her, she stubs her toe and starts to jump on the other foot in pain. “Wake Up” by Coheed and Cambria ends.
FADE OUT TO BLACK
FLASH TO: Morgan in her front yard with blue overalls. It’s pitch black outside. Across the street is Better Morgan in the same outfit.
FAST CUT TO: Morgan waking up in her bed, covered in a green blanket. She panics for a second.
CUT TO: Morgan on the bus, listening to “Awaken” by Dethklok on her I-pod. She begins to rock her head to the beat.
FADE OUT TO BLACK
TITLE CARD: “Part 3: Spirit”
CUT TO: Music fades out. Morgan in the blue overalls, walking down the park. Kim, with Better Morgan are walking also. Morgan approaches them.
RAPID CUT TO: Morgan in the library, Kim walks past.
Kim is off now.
CUT BACK
Kim and Better Morgan walk off. Morgan raises her fists at the air.
CUT TO: Morgan sitting under a tree, with a collected edition of “Preacher” in hand. She flips through the pages, entertained. Lloyd walks up to her.
Morgan looks down to see one side of her overalls slouched, revealing a nipple. She quickly covers it up and throws the book at him then stands up.
Lloyd rips off his shirt to reveal an 8 pack.
Lloyd throws a punch, Morgan manages to duck.
Lloyd goes for a gut shot but Morgan grabs his arm before he can hit her and twists his arm backwards.
Using his arm, Morgan manages to twist him and tosses him to the ground. She breathes hard.
A figure emerges behind the tree.
Lee walks into frame, a tall and thick Chinese man with a bushy moustache.
Lee drops a penny; Morgan bends over to pick it up and looks up to see Lee gone.
CUT TO: Better Morgan walking into “The Movie Rental Place”. She walks up to the counter.
The door slams open and Morgan walks in.
Morgan prances off.
CUT TO: Morgan in the mall, in a long red skirt with a shirt that reads “LOVE, LOVE, LOVE” in big black letters on a white background. She is looking at different displays when she bumps into Zack.
QUICK CUT TO: Morgan standing beside Zack outside. He puts his arms around her and tilts his head down. Morgan grins as he moves in for the kiss. It suddenly goes into super-slow motion and “I Touch Myself” by The Divinyls begins to play. But before their lips can meet eachother, Better Morgan walks up with a disgusted look. The music and slow-mo cuts out.
Better Morgan wraps her hands around Zack.
Better Morgan and Zack begin to walk off and as they do so, Better Morgan raises her middle-finger to Morgan.
FADE OUT
TITLE CARD: “Part 4: The Cruel Tutelage of Lee”
FADE IN ON: Morgan infront of the mirror, she buttons her overalls and ties her hair in a pony tail. She throws her fist at the mirror, it barely cracks and her knuckles begin to bleed.
CUT TO: Morgan walking through the park. She goes by her usual tree, checks the time to see that it’s “5:09 PM”. She looks behind the tree to see that no one is there. The noise of an electric guitar arrives from the woods, she follows it. After a few moments, she finally reaches the end of it to see Lee playing “Manic Depression” by Jimi Hendrix.
He puts the guitar down.
Morgan throws a punch, Lee catches it.
Lee throws Morgan’s hand down, giving her visible pain.
Morgan throws another punch, slightly faster yet Lee catches it.
Again, Morgan throws a punch and Lee catches it, tossing her arm off.
Morgan throws the punch, Lee catches, arm gets tossed.
TIME LAPSE: Morgan throwing punches as Lee constantly catches them, it lasts several minutes until finally Morgan hits Lee. The time-lapse ends.
Lee checks his watch.
Lee throws a punch, hits Morgan on the chin.
Lee throws the punch and Morgan catches it and tosses his arm off the side.
Lee launches his foot into Morgan’s stomach; she hits the ground in pain.
Lee grabs Morgan and pulls her up onto her feet.
CUT TO: MONTAGE: The montage begins as “Speed Demon” by Michael Jackson begins-
* Morgan hitting a piece of wood as Lee laughs hysterically in the background
* Lee launching his foot at Morgan, who manages to catch it until Lee uses his other foot to get a crotch-shot in, knocking Morgan down. Lee uses his hands to successfully land without hitting the ground
* Morgan throwing as many punches into the air as she can while Lee just plays with his facial hair and stares at her
* Lee pulling out a samurai sword, he tosses it at Morgan who somehow catches the handle, she smiles nervously. Lee looks down to see that she’s wet herself
* Morgan attempts to run up a tree but just smacks her face against it
* Morgan’s knuckles bleed as she continues to hit the piece of the wood, Lee still laughing
* Lee hands Morgan a handful of snakes, she gives him a weird look
* Morgan runs around in circles around a tree, Lee is tossing buckets of water at her, eventually the ground becomes really wet causing Morgan to slip and fall
* Lee with a orange on his head, Morgan does a karate-chop and successfully hits it, spilling orange juice all over Lee’s face. He takes a moment to taste it and then gives Morgan the thumbs-up
* Morgan sleeping, Lee comes over and puts his foot in her face, she wakes up
* Morgan juggling snakes
* A crack forms in the wood as Morgan hits it, Lee’s laughing dies down and he seems focused now
* Morgan stands on one foot while holding buckets of water in each hand
* Lee throws a red ball and Morgan jumps up and catches it in her mouth
* Morgan ducking as Lee does a jump-kick
* Morgan and Lee engaging in a thumb-war
* Lee is visibly intrigued as Morgan starts to cry from the hitting the wood
* Lee drinking tea quietly until Morgan drop kicks him in the back
* Morgan picking up the electric guitar and attempting to play it, Lee sits down beside her to show her how to finger ‘a minor’
* Morgan leaping out a tree, she lands on her feet and looks up at Lee and smiles.
The montage ends.
CUT TO: Morgan with tears running down her eyes as she hits the cracked block of wood with her bloody knuckles.
She makes a hit, causing a large crack in it. Lee’s eyes become fully focused on her.
Morgan pulls her arm back and gives it all of her might, as her knuckles hit the wood it fully cracks apart and smashes in the burst of Morgan’s punch.
Morgan hits the ground, covered in sweat, breathing hard.
Lee offers her hand to pull her up; Morgan gets up all on her own.
Lee walks off. Morgan looks at her knuckles and the sweat pouring from her armpits.
FLASH TO: Morgan in the shower.
FADE OUT TO BLACK
TITLE CARD: “Part 5: Morgan Gets A Job”
CUT TO: “The Movie Rental Place”. The sun begins to peak out but it’s still fairly dark. The street is completely empty and even a dustbowl rolls by. Morgan walks into frame, her hair loose, wearing a long pink dress that has green flowers on it, bare foot. She breathes rather heavy, a sign of her nervousness. From the other side of the street, Better Morgan arrives. She wears a black push-up bra and matching shorts. Better Morgan has made black marks on her face a’la football players and her hair is tied up into pigtails, she also sports fingerless gloves with heels. Each Morgan appears to have their own version of a battle-outfit.
Better Morgan makes a running start at Morgan, with her fist out first. Morgan catches it when Better Morgan reaches her. She pushes Better Morgan’s arm backwards then she punches Better Morgan right in the face, not once, not twice but three times then lets her arm go and gives her a swift quick to the gut. Better Morgan hits the ground, sending up dust.
Better Morgan leaps up and grabs ahold of Morgan’s dress, ripping it so that is cuts off at her thighs.
Morgan grabs Better Morgan by her head and shoves her knee into Better Morgan’s face then lets her go down. Morgan places her foot on Better Morgan’s chin.
Better Morgan grabs Morgan’s foot and tosses it and her into the air. A few seconds later Morgan hits the ground, sending up some more dust. Better Morgan gets on her feet and walks over to Morgan. She raises her leg to and thrusts it downward; Morgan rolls around so that Better Morgan’s heel misses her head by inches. Morgan leaps upward and faces Better Morgan. Morgan places her fists into a claw-like state and swings at Better Morgan’s face, scratching her face. Instead of blood coming out of the marks, a black liquid pusses out.
Better Morgan grabs Morgan by her head and pulls her around and then kicks her in the ass several times. Morgan leaps forward when Better Morgan gives the next kick, dodging it. Morgan quickly turns around and grabs Better Morgan’s foot in the air and twists it, tossing Better Morgan to the ground. During this twist, Morgan has successfully grabbed Better Morgan’s heel, which she uses to smack her in the face, causing a good amount of bruises. After a few seconds of a true beating, Better Morgan grabs ahold of her swinging arm and pulls it hard, using it to toss Morgan headfirst into the ground. Better Morgan gets up.
Better Morgan begins to awkwardly walk over to Morgan until she takes off her other heel, which gives her walk a better stride. She pulls Morgan up by her hair and somehow extends her fingernails into blade-like shapes.
Better Morgan makes the first slash, blood flies from Morgan’s face.
The second, right above her eyes.
As she does the third scratch, Morgan grabs her arm and forces Better Morgan to stab herself in the chest. Better Morgan takes a few steps back before dislodging her fingernails out of her breasts. More black liquid comes out.
Morgan takes a running start and jumps into the air, using Better Morgan’s face to leap off via her foot, further into the air doing several flips before landing steadily on her feet. Better Morgan rubs her face. Morgan turns around and smiles.
Better Morgan runs up to Morgan and throws a punch, Morgan ducks to block it.
Morgan punches Better Morgan in the gut and leaps up, grabbing her by the neck and choking her.
Better Morgan grabs Morgan by her arms and digs her nails into them.
Morgan lets go as Better Morgan kicks her in the stomach, knocking her back a couple of feet.
Better Morgan does a swift kick to Morgan, who grabs the foot and particularly her little toe, snapping it backwards.
Morgan drops her foot, setting her off-balance, making Better Morgan hit the ground.
Better Morgan stands up and brushes the dirt off of her shoulders. Both Morgans take a moment to breath.
“Oblivion” by Mastodon begins to swell in the background. The two Morgans begin to slowly walk toward eachother. Only a few feet away, Morgan starts to run for her head infront to do a bull charge, when she reaches Better Morgan, Better Morgan just extends her foot making perfect contact. Morgan stumbles back. She looks up at Better Morgan whose scratches have all healed.
Better Morgan starts a run toward her.
Better Morgan does a bull charge, successfully and pushes Morgan several feet forward before she hits the ground, coughing badly. Better Morgan opens her left palm as a large blade extends out of it. She goes to stab the downed Morgan, who rolls around, dodging the multiple attempts to step her. Morgan gets on her feet and ducks instantly as the blade swings only inches above her head. Morgan quickly grabs Better Morgan’s right arm and pulls it towards the blade coming out of her hand, dismembering Better Morgan’s right arm. A large amount of black liquid flies out (covering Morgan) from where the right arm used to be. Better Morgan doesn’t pay attention to the lose of her arm, she takes a stab at Morgan who does a back flip and dodges it.
Morgan, out of nowhere, pulls out an electric guitar and shoves it through Better Morgan’s chest, then pulls it out in one fluent movement. Better Morgan’s face goes blank; she falls onto her knees and then on her face.
Better Morgan leaps upward and stabs Morgan in the arm with her blade, she lets go, causing a large visible cut. Morgan grabs her fresh wound and screams.
Better Morgan places her left arm in a baseball pre-swing state. Just as Better Morgan prepares to swing, an ipod swings across her face, screwing up her swing, causing her to stab herself. Morgan turns to see Kim, in a plaid short-skirt, boots and an Experiencing Hendrix shirt.
Better Morgan gets the blade out of her arm, then takes another swing at Morgan who just drops to the ground in a clumsy manner, yet dodging the blade. Better Morgan gets ready for yet another swing but Kim throws her entire purse and all it’s contents at her, knocking Better Morgan to the ground.
Morgan gets up in a messy state.
Morgan jumps onto the downed Better Morgan and grabs ahold of her left blade-arm, trying to force it to her Better Morgan’s face, who tries just as hard to pull it back.
After intense moments of struggling, Morgan launches the blade into Better Morgan’s face. Her head rolls off as black liquid shoots from her neck hole in a fountain state. Morgan stands up in victory. Kim jumps up and down, clapping her hands like a cheerleader.
Morgan turns to Kim and smiles.
FADE OUT TO BLACK
CUT TO: Morgan kicking The Movie Rental Place’s door. The employee behind the counter looks behind her in awe. Morgan struggles just to walk over the counter, covered in sweat and blood.
CUT TO: Morgan sitting on her roof, in overalls.
CUT TO: Morgan sitting a table with Kim and Shayna as they chat and laugh
CUT TO: Morgan and Lee, as he teaches her to play electric guitar
CUT TO: Morgan sitting in a theater with Zack. He leans in to kiss her; afterwards Morgan has a look on her face.
Morgan just turns to the screen and continues to watch the film.
CUT TO: Morgan sitting behind the counter at “The Movie Rental Place”.
Kim walks in to chat with Morgan from over the counter.
Morgan grabs Kim’s face and pulls it toward her, as they begin to kiss.
FADE OUT TO BLACK.
“The Wind Cries Mary” by Jimi Hendrix begins to play over the credits
Cast- NA
Plot- When a space thingy riffs through Morgan, a Better Morgan is created who quickly steals Morgan's friends, love and is now heading for her dream job. Now, Morgan will have to get off her ass and get into action if she wants her life back.
Release- October 23
EVERYTHING below this long space is the film, please don't cut any of it out: it's important.
A Note To Several People Before Watching My Debut:
Casa- you're reading this again? wow.
Natalie- i love you. seriously. if this film sucks, then i'm really sorry.
Daz- hope you enjoy. if it's rubbish, bare in mind that this is the first thing i've ever written.
Krew/Bucksfan- this isn't a horror film, what are you doing here?
BLG- remember, i'm american. that's why it'll probably be bad.
Hanelle- i'm not paying for your eye surgery.
T Mac- i tried at least.
The Rest of Ya- you're so sweet.
Morgan Gets A Job
Second Draft
by Laurie Acker
CLOSE UP: Morgan’s blue eyes.
Morgan (Voice Over)
Kim told me that if I ever get pregnant that she’d punch me in the mouth. It took me a couple of minutes to realize she wasn’t talking about the mouth on my face.
Kim told me that if I ever get pregnant that she’d punch me in the mouth. It took me a couple of minutes to realize she wasn’t talking about the mouth on my face.
WIDE SHOT: Morgan, blonde haired in blue overalls and nothing else standing below a green tree as the sun sets.
Morgan (Voice Over)
People very often will ask me why the hell I only wear overalls on Sunday. Actually, I don’t know. I think it all started when I saw… better yet, “witnessed” pictures of my Grandmother, whose basically a monster cougar, in overalls when she was little. The idea of such a sexual women wearing something so sexually unattractive was kinda cool. Like Priests who molest their choirboys. I’m going to hell.
People very often will ask me why the hell I only wear overalls on Sunday. Actually, I don’t know. I think it all started when I saw… better yet, “witnessed” pictures of my Grandmother, whose basically a monster cougar, in overalls when she was little. The idea of such a sexual women wearing something so sexually unattractive was kinda cool. Like Priests who molest their choirboys. I’m going to hell.
CUT TO BLACK
TITLE CARD: “Part 1: Lazy as Phuck”
FLASH TO: Larry’s Great as Eight Pizza. Behind the counter Morgan, now in a red shirt and black pants, lingers over the cash register. A dark haired boy named Lloyd walks up to the counter. “I Want To Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles plays softly in the background.
Morgan
Welcome to “Larry’s Great as Eight Pizza”, how may I help you?
Lloyd
I have a question.
Morgan
I don’t give a-
Lloyd
You know “Ben’s Great as Ten Pizza”? Well, are they really two notches above you guys here?
Morgan
“Guys” means men. I’m a girl, it’s people like you who-
Lloyd
Because if so, then why are you guys more expensive?
Morgan
I don’t set the price or the quality of the place. Just order.
Lloyd
I’ll have… a chicken-salad sandwich.
Morgan
That’ll be $4.80.
Lloyd
But, you see, I have this coupon-
Welcome to “Larry’s Great as Eight Pizza”, how may I help you?
Lloyd
I have a question.
Morgan
I don’t give a-
Lloyd
You know “Ben’s Great as Ten Pizza”? Well, are they really two notches above you guys here?
Morgan
“Guys” means men. I’m a girl, it’s people like you who-
Lloyd
Because if so, then why are you guys more expensive?
Morgan
I don’t set the price or the quality of the place. Just order.
Lloyd
I’ll have… a chicken-salad sandwich.
Morgan
That’ll be $4.80.
Lloyd
But, you see, I have this coupon-
Lloyd pulls a coupon out of his pant pockets and hands it to her.
Lloyd
-which gives me half off.
-which gives me half off.
Lloyd gives a big smile and Morgan just rolls her eyes.
Morgan
Then, that will be $3.50
Lloyd
No. That’d be $2.40.
Morgan
Sure.
Then, that will be $3.50
Lloyd
No. That’d be $2.40.
Morgan
Sure.
Morgan punches in the order with a slight frustration.
Morgan
Be here in a couple minutes.
Lloyd
Fine.
Be here in a couple minutes.
Lloyd
Fine.
Lloyd walks off to take a seat.
Morgan (Voice Over)
So, this fucker walks in and grips about the name, strike 1. Then he orders a chicken-salad sandwich at a pizza place: strike 2 and to top it all off, he corrects me on the price of it!
So, this fucker walks in and grips about the name, strike 1. Then he orders a chicken-salad sandwich at a pizza place: strike 2 and to top it all off, he corrects me on the price of it!
CUT TO: Lloyd at a batting range, he misses a ball as he swings. Umpire-dressed Morgan, waves her hand.
Morgan
STRIKE THREE! YOU ARE FUCKING OUT!
STRIKE THREE! YOU ARE FUCKING OUT!
CUT TO: Morgan sitting at a table in “Larry’s Great as Eight Pizza” with Kim, her short dark-haired friend in a “Rocky Horror” t-shirt.
Kim
Sounds like an effin’ nightmare.
Morgan
I just wanted to punch him so bad.
Kim
You have to get a boyfriend.
Morgan
Um, hello! I’m talking about punching a chud and you change subjects like that?
Kim
You get uber-pissed over the littlest of things. It’s obvious you are in need of a man… or a girl, whatever suits you.
Morgan
Trust me, I’ve tried that.
Sounds like an effin’ nightmare.
Morgan
I just wanted to punch him so bad.
Kim
You have to get a boyfriend.
Morgan
Um, hello! I’m talking about punching a chud and you change subjects like that?
Kim
You get uber-pissed over the littlest of things. It’s obvious you are in need of a man… or a girl, whatever suits you.
Morgan
Trust me, I’ve tried that.
RAPID CUT TO: Morgan, shaking her head as she eats at Long John Silver’s.
CUT BACK
Kim
What about Lars?
Morgan
Too weird.
Kim
Bob?
Morgan
Too 1940s.
Kim
Zack?
Morgan
Yummy.
Kim
There we go, when was the last time you talked to him?
Morgan
3rd grade.
Kim
What did you say?
What about Lars?
Morgan
Too weird.
Kim
Bob?
Morgan
Too 1940s.
Kim
Zack?
Morgan
Yummy.
Kim
There we go, when was the last time you talked to him?
Morgan
3rd grade.
Kim
What did you say?
FLASH TO: An 8 year old Kim handing an 8-year-old Zack a piece of graded paper.
Morgan- 3 Years Old
I gave you an F.
I gave you an F.
CUT BACK
Kim
Yikes.
Morgan
People don’t remember that, do they?
Kim
I remember when my English teacher once muttered under his breath that I was a whore.
Morgan
When was that?
Kim
1st period.
Morgan
Oh. Anyways, Zack would seem like a nice guy.
Kim
You see, that’s what you need, a “nice guy”.
Morgan (Voice Over)
“Zack would be a nice guy”. I’ve only been in love with Zack since I was 13, probably because he was the first guy I saw shirtless since I leaped over the puberty fence, leaving Barbie doll land to yonder into the world of George Clooney posters covering every square inch of my wall.
Kim
Morgan! Are you paying attention?
Morgan
No. Sorry.
Kim
I was saying that you should ask him to the show this weekend.
Morgan
What would I take him to see?
Kim
Something you like.
Morgan
Like… “District 9”?
Kim
Um… no.
Morgan
Why?
Kim
Because there is a science to this sort of thing!
Morgan
Then put on your Einstein smile and give me the rules.
Kim
Alright:
Yikes.
Morgan
People don’t remember that, do they?
Kim
I remember when my English teacher once muttered under his breath that I was a whore.
Morgan
When was that?
Kim
1st period.
Morgan
Oh. Anyways, Zack would seem like a nice guy.
Kim
You see, that’s what you need, a “nice guy”.
Morgan (Voice Over)
“Zack would be a nice guy”. I’ve only been in love with Zack since I was 13, probably because he was the first guy I saw shirtless since I leaped over the puberty fence, leaving Barbie doll land to yonder into the world of George Clooney posters covering every square inch of my wall.
Kim
Morgan! Are you paying attention?
Morgan
No. Sorry.
Kim
I was saying that you should ask him to the show this weekend.
Morgan
What would I take him to see?
Kim
Something you like.
Morgan
Like… “District 9”?
Kim
Um… no.
Morgan
Why?
Kim
Because there is a science to this sort of thing!
Morgan
Then put on your Einstein smile and give me the rules.
Kim
Alright:
FLASH TO: Morgan and Zack, fit with curly brown hair and pale skin, in a movie theater.
Kim (Voice Over)
You take him to see “District 9” and you won’t be getting any fucking attention because he’ll enjoy the film far too much.
You take him to see “District 9” and you won’t be getting any fucking attention because he’ll enjoy the film far too much.
Zack sits on the edge of his seat, as does Morgan, paying close attention to the film.
Kim (Voice Over)
However, if you take him to something shit like “The Ugly Truth” then you’ve got him in the bag, sack, chair, whatever.
However, if you take him to something shit like “The Ugly Truth” then you’ve got him in the bag, sack, chair, whatever.
Zack now has his hand around Morgan as they don’t focus on the screen and start to kiss one another.
Kim (Voice Over)
Good movie: you watch it. Bad movie: you dry-hump eachother.
Good movie: you watch it. Bad movie: you dry-hump eachother.
CUT BACK
Kim
See my point?
Morgan
I read you loud and clear Fuck Rogers.
Kim
Good.
See my point?
Morgan
I read you loud and clear Fuck Rogers.
Kim
Good.
Larry, a sloppy man with a thick mustache wearing a suit walks up to the girls.
Larry
Morgan!
Morgan
Yes, Mr. Larry, sir?
Larry
You are fired.
Morgan
WHAT!?!
Larry
Fired. You have to get out of here.
Morgan
What… why?
Larry
Because I said so.
Morgan
Why are you firing me?
Larry
You went over on your break again.
Morgan
My break ends at 5:45.
Larry
Yeah, it turned 5:45 nearly 30 seconds ago. Get my uniform off.
Morgan
Right now?
Larry
Yes right now!
Morgan
Can’t you wait?
Larry
NO!
Morgan
Why?
Larry
New employee needs it.
Morgan
You already replaced me? With who?
Larry
Lloyd here.
Morgan!
Morgan
Yes, Mr. Larry, sir?
Larry
You are fired.
Morgan
WHAT!?!
Larry
Fired. You have to get out of here.
Morgan
What… why?
Larry
Because I said so.
Morgan
Why are you firing me?
Larry
You went over on your break again.
Morgan
My break ends at 5:45.
Larry
Yeah, it turned 5:45 nearly 30 seconds ago. Get my uniform off.
Morgan
Right now?
Larry
Yes right now!
Morgan
Can’t you wait?
Larry
NO!
Morgan
Why?
Larry
New employee needs it.
Morgan
You already replaced me? With who?
Larry
Lloyd here.
Lloyd walks over.
Morgan
How the hell did you get hired so quick?
Lloyd
I told him I wanted a job.
Morgan
And he hired you right on the spot?
Lloyd
Yeah.
Morgan
What… the… fuck is this?
Larry
Get that shirt off and give it too Larry already!
Kim
That’s what she said.
Morgan
KIM! Larry, this is bullshit.
Larry
Language.
How the hell did you get hired so quick?
Lloyd
I told him I wanted a job.
Morgan
And he hired you right on the spot?
Lloyd
Yeah.
Morgan
What… the… fuck is this?
Larry
Get that shirt off and give it too Larry already!
Kim
That’s what she said.
Morgan
KIM! Larry, this is bullshit.
Larry
Language.
Morgan quickly takes the red shirt off and exposes her white bra, tosses the shirt at Lloyd then begins a walk out.
Morgan
Hope you enjoyed your fucking chicken sandwich.
Lloyd
What’s her problem?
Larry
Just a dame. All dames gotta grip about something.
Hope you enjoyed your fucking chicken sandwich.
Lloyd
What’s her problem?
Larry
Just a dame. All dames gotta grip about something.
Morgan stops in her tracks then turns around. She launches herself into the air with a kick straight into Lloyd’s face, which Morgan leaps off, heading and successfully kicking Larry in the face. Flash back to reveal that Morgan has still stopped in her tracks and it was purely a dream sequence.
CUT TO: Morgan’s rooftop. Shayna, with her light red hair and geek-framed glasses sips on a orange juice while Morgan, in a gray striped shirt now, sips on her Bud Light.
Morgan
Right out of the blue: I’m fired!
Shayna
That’s wrong.
Morgan
I know, right!
Shayna
Uh… right.
Morgan
Now what am I suppose to do?
Shayna
Apply for another job would be a great place to start.
Morgan
I want to work at the movie rental place… what’s it called?
Shayna
… “The Movie Rental Place”.
Morgan
Yeah that one, shoulda known. Anyways, that’d be a great job.
Shayna
Why don’t you apply then?
Morgan
They wouldn’t hire me.
Shayna
Why not?
Morgan
Um… because I got fired from my last job.
Shayna
Isn’t that the point of applying for a new job?
Morgan
You just don’t understand… it’s all soooo complicated. Jobs and applying and movies… tough stuff.
Shayna
Yeah.
Morgan
Today would be a great day for a walk.
Shayna
It would, listen; I have homework that needs to be done. I’d best be off.
Morgan
Wait… where are you going?
Shayna
To do homework… like I just said.
Morgan
Oh right, sorry.
Shayna
Bye.
Morgan
C’ya!
Right out of the blue: I’m fired!
Shayna
That’s wrong.
Morgan
I know, right!
Shayna
Uh… right.
Morgan
Now what am I suppose to do?
Shayna
Apply for another job would be a great place to start.
Morgan
I want to work at the movie rental place… what’s it called?
Shayna
… “The Movie Rental Place”.
Morgan
Yeah that one, shoulda known. Anyways, that’d be a great job.
Shayna
Why don’t you apply then?
Morgan
They wouldn’t hire me.
Shayna
Why not?
Morgan
Um… because I got fired from my last job.
Shayna
Isn’t that the point of applying for a new job?
Morgan
You just don’t understand… it’s all soooo complicated. Jobs and applying and movies… tough stuff.
Shayna
Yeah.
Morgan
Today would be a great day for a walk.
Shayna
It would, listen; I have homework that needs to be done. I’d best be off.
Morgan
Wait… where are you going?
Shayna
To do homework… like I just said.
Morgan
Oh right, sorry.
Shayna
Bye.
Morgan
C’ya!
Shayna begins her descent off Morgan’s roof.
CUT TO: Morgan walking through the park, bare-footed with the beer bottle at hand.
Morgan (VO)
I’ve got no job, I’m stupid and lazy plus the love of my life probably has 7 chicks knocked up and is gay. Life sucks; I should probably become a blues singer. “Got holes in your shoes, Talkin’ Worthy Blues…”, It couldn’t get worse.
I’ve got no job, I’m stupid and lazy plus the love of my life probably has 7 chicks knocked up and is gay. Life sucks; I should probably become a blues singer. “Got holes in your shoes, Talkin’ Worthy Blues…”, It couldn’t get worse.
A wave of blue flies past Morgan, knocking her on the ground. After a few seconds, she stands up. Morgan feels her body to see that nothing is physically wrong.
Morgan
What the hell was that?
Better Morgan
Beats me.
What the hell was that?
Better Morgan
Beats me.
Morgan turns to see Better Morgan, an exact copy of her, only with a few changes.
Morgan (Voice Over)
Oh my god… it’s me.
Oh my god… it’s me.
TITLE CARD: “Part 2: Better Morgan”
Morgan examines Better Morgan.
Morgan
Are you me?
Better Morgan
Even better.
Morgan (Voice Over)
Jesus, she’s just like me only with… large breasts?
Are you me?
Better Morgan
Even better.
Morgan (Voice Over)
Jesus, she’s just like me only with… large breasts?
Morgan feels her own near-flat chest.
Morgan (Voice Over)
Wtf.
Morgan
Who are you?
Better Morgan
I’m basically you… only better.
Morgan
How so?
Better Morgan
Where do we start? I’m active, well educated, physically fit, non-alcoholic, have breasts, sexually experienced and have patience. Oh, and I can throw a punch.
Morgan
Bullshit.
Wtf.
Morgan
Who are you?
Better Morgan
I’m basically you… only better.
Morgan
How so?
Better Morgan
Where do we start? I’m active, well educated, physically fit, non-alcoholic, have breasts, sexually experienced and have patience. Oh, and I can throw a punch.
Morgan
Bullshit.
Better Morgan slugs Morgan, who falls to the crowd, knocked-out.
Morgan (Voice Over)
For no reason what so ever, some physic thingy riffed through me, caused a clone of me to be created and it turns out that it’s better then me at pretty much everything. I am royally screwed.
For no reason what so ever, some physic thingy riffed through me, caused a clone of me to be created and it turns out that it’s better then me at pretty much everything. I am royally screwed.
CUT TO: High School. Morgan, in a pink dress and braided hair walks through the hallways with a nervous look. Kim, in a black and purple-stripped shirt approaches her.
Morgan
Kim, you are not going to believe it-
Kim
-What?
Morgan
Last night…
Kim, you are not going to believe it-
Kim
-What?
Morgan
Last night…
Morgan turns around to see Better Morgan walk in with the exact same outfit; only the dress is filled out. The moment is in slow motion, even with her hair being blown by the wind for some reason.
Kim
Oh… my… god… Morgan, is that you?
Morgan
That is what I was going to tell you. Something odd happened last night, and it created her.
Kim
What “odd” happened?
Morgan
Too long to explain.
Kim
Your just lazy, right?
Morgan
Right.
Oh… my… god… Morgan, is that you?
Morgan
That is what I was going to tell you. Something odd happened last night, and it created her.
Kim
What “odd” happened?
Morgan
Too long to explain.
Kim
Your just lazy, right?
Morgan
Right.
Zack walks in wearing a blue hoodie, covering his hair.
Zack
HEY MORGAN!
Morgan (Voice Over)
I think I basically suffered a heart attack in my vagina that moment. Until this happened:
Better Morgan
ZACK!
HEY MORGAN!
Morgan (Voice Over)
I think I basically suffered a heart attack in my vagina that moment. Until this happened:
Better Morgan
ZACK!
Better Morgan runs up to Zack and they begin to strike up a conversation.
Morgan
Mother fuck me.
Kim
Wow-e. That sucks.
Morgan
What should I do?
Kim
Kill yourself.
Morgan
No, seriously.
Kim
Um…
Mother fuck me.
Kim
Wow-e. That sucks.
Morgan
What should I do?
Kim
Kill yourself.
Morgan
No, seriously.
Kim
Um…
FLASH TO: Morgan and Kim on Morgan’s Roof. Both have beer bottle in hand, holding onto eachother.
Both
LAUGHIN’ IN THE FACE OF LOVE!
Morgan
Instant Karma-
Kim
Is going to get you!
LAUGHIN’ IN THE FACE OF LOVE!
Morgan
Instant Karma-
Kim
Is going to get you!
FLASH BACK TO: Morgan and Kim in the hallway.
Morgan
Getting hammered and singing Lennon really wouldn’t help me to defeat the Anti-Christ.
Kim
Woah, woah, woah, woah… did you compare yourself to Jesus Christ?
Morgan
No.
Kim
You said that Better Morgan was the Anti-Christ, meaning that the opposite of her would be you, Jesus Christ.
Morgan
Nevermind.
Kim
You’re going to hell.
Morgan
I know.
Better Morgan (Off Screen)
I would LOVE to go to the movies with you!
Kim
Oh lordy.
Morgan
Goddamnit.
Getting hammered and singing Lennon really wouldn’t help me to defeat the Anti-Christ.
Kim
Woah, woah, woah, woah… did you compare yourself to Jesus Christ?
Morgan
No.
Kim
You said that Better Morgan was the Anti-Christ, meaning that the opposite of her would be you, Jesus Christ.
Morgan
Nevermind.
Kim
You’re going to hell.
Morgan
I know.
Better Morgan (Off Screen)
I would LOVE to go to the movies with you!
Kim
Oh lordy.
Morgan
Goddamnit.
CUT TO: Morgan in Art Class, drawing a doodle of Bubbles from “The Power Puff Girls”. Next to her is Better Morgan; “Wake Up” by Coheed and Cambria begins to play.
Better Morgan
What are you drawing?
Morgan
Bubbles, the sweet and innocent member of The Power Puff Girls.
Better Morgan
What are the-
Morgan
-Piss off.
Better Morgan
…bitch.
Morgan
What are you drawing?
Better Morgan
The Mona Lisa.
Morgan
Bullshit.
What are you drawing?
Morgan
Bubbles, the sweet and innocent member of The Power Puff Girls.
Better Morgan
What are the-
Morgan
-Piss off.
Better Morgan
…bitch.
Morgan
What are you drawing?
Better Morgan
The Mona Lisa.
Morgan
Bullshit.
Morgan looks over to see an exact recreation of the “Mona Lisa”. She rolls her eyes.
CUT TO: Science Class. Morgan goes to sit by Shayna who is now sitting by Better Morgan.
Morgan
Shayna! What’s going on?
Shayna
Oh, sorry Morgan, Better Morgan wanted to help me out.
Morgan
Help you out? But I thought you were some kinda super-genius.
Better Morgan
There’s always someone smarter Morgan, you of all people should know.
Morgan
Uh.
Shayna! What’s going on?
Shayna
Oh, sorry Morgan, Better Morgan wanted to help me out.
Morgan
Help you out? But I thought you were some kinda super-genius.
Better Morgan
There’s always someone smarter Morgan, you of all people should know.
Morgan
Uh.
CUT TO: Morgan in the Cafeteria. Kim begins to walk by.
Morgan
Kim!
Kim
What?
Morgan
Are you going to sit by me?
Kim
Sorry Morgan, have someone to chat with.
Morgan
Who?
Kim
No one important.
Kim!
Kim
What?
Morgan
Are you going to sit by me?
Kim
Sorry Morgan, have someone to chat with.
Morgan
Who?
Kim
No one important.
Morgan watches as Kim takes a seat beside Better Morgan.
CUT TO: Morgan’s Front Porch. It rains hard as she sits on a couch when a UPS truck pulls up. The UPS Delivery Boy approaches Morgan with a large package.
Morgan
HEY! Wow, it’s soooo big.
UPS Delivery Boy
Morgan?
Morgan
That’s me!
UPS Delivery Boy
Better Morgan?
Morgan
No.
UPS Delivery Boy
Sorry, got confused.
HEY! Wow, it’s soooo big.
UPS Delivery Boy
Morgan?
Morgan
That’s me!
UPS Delivery Boy
Better Morgan?
Morgan
No.
UPS Delivery Boy
Sorry, got confused.
He walks back into the truck and drives off. Morgan screams and kicks her mailbox as rain pours on her, she stubs her toe and starts to jump on the other foot in pain. “Wake Up” by Coheed and Cambria ends.
Morgan
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
FADE OUT TO BLACK
Better Morgan (Voice Over)
Wake up.
Wake up.
FLASH TO: Morgan in her front yard with blue overalls. It’s pitch black outside. Across the street is Better Morgan in the same outfit.
Better Morgan
You will not win. You will not get the guy, you will not gain back your friends and most importantly: you will NOT get the job.
Morgan
I’m fully capable of it!
Better Morgan
But your one weakness will stop you from acquiring what you wish.
Morgan
What’s that?
Better Morgan
You… are… lazy.
Morgan
I can get off my ass and do work.
Better Morgan
Can you?
Morgan
Yeah, that’s what I just said.
Better Morgan
Your wits won’t win. Your effort won’t win. Only one thing can defeat me.
Morgan
Tell me.
Better Morgan
I won’t tell you. I’m not a fool; after all, I’m better then you. What I will tell you is that when you find out, it’ll take all your effort.
Morgan
How will I know when I found out?
Better Morgan
When you found out… you will have known.
Morgan
Oh. Makes sense.
Better Morgan
And if you defeat me… then you will have it all.
Morgan
And if I don’t?
Better Morgan
Then you won’t.
Morgan
Right, sorry.
Better Morgan
End.
You will not win. You will not get the guy, you will not gain back your friends and most importantly: you will NOT get the job.
Morgan
I’m fully capable of it!
Better Morgan
But your one weakness will stop you from acquiring what you wish.
Morgan
What’s that?
Better Morgan
You… are… lazy.
Morgan
I can get off my ass and do work.
Better Morgan
Can you?
Morgan
Yeah, that’s what I just said.
Better Morgan
Your wits won’t win. Your effort won’t win. Only one thing can defeat me.
Morgan
Tell me.
Better Morgan
I won’t tell you. I’m not a fool; after all, I’m better then you. What I will tell you is that when you find out, it’ll take all your effort.
Morgan
How will I know when I found out?
Better Morgan
When you found out… you will have known.
Morgan
Oh. Makes sense.
Better Morgan
And if you defeat me… then you will have it all.
Morgan
And if I don’t?
Better Morgan
Then you won’t.
Morgan
Right, sorry.
Better Morgan
End.
FAST CUT TO: Morgan waking up in her bed, covered in a green blanket. She panics for a second.
Morgan
I have to win, I have to fucking win.
I have to win, I have to fucking win.
CUT TO: Morgan on the bus, listening to “Awaken” by Dethklok on her I-pod. She begins to rock her head to the beat.
Morgan (Voice Over)
I will win.
I will win.
FADE OUT TO BLACK
TITLE CARD: “Part 3: Spirit”
CUT TO: Music fades out. Morgan in the blue overalls, walking down the park. Kim, with Better Morgan are walking also. Morgan approaches them.
Morgan
Kim!
Kim
Oh, hey… Morgan.
Morgan
It’s been a week since we’ve had a proper chat.
Kim
Yeah, when was that?
Morgan
A week ago.
Kim
What did we say?
Kim!
Kim
Oh, hey… Morgan.
Morgan
It’s been a week since we’ve had a proper chat.
Kim
Yeah, when was that?
Morgan
A week ago.
Kim
What did we say?
RAPID CUT TO: Morgan in the library, Kim walks past.
Kim
Hi.
Morgan
Hey!
Hi.
Morgan
Hey!
Kim is off now.
CUT BACK
Morgan
What’s been going on?
Kim
Nothing much, just chillin’.
Morgan
Cool, cool. Is that um… what’s her name?
Better Morgan
Better Morgan?
Morgan
I fucking know your name.
Better Morgan
Don’t be a bitch.
Kim
Yeah, don’t be a bitch… bitch.
Morgan
Kim! We’ve been friends since like 5th grade, what the hell is going on?
Kim
I don’t know how to break this to you but Better Morgan is like you… only… well, better.
Morgan
This is the bullshit!
Kim
Sorry, we all grow up at one point.
Morgan
Oh god.
What’s been going on?
Kim
Nothing much, just chillin’.
Morgan
Cool, cool. Is that um… what’s her name?
Better Morgan
Better Morgan?
Morgan
I fucking know your name.
Better Morgan
Don’t be a bitch.
Kim
Yeah, don’t be a bitch… bitch.
Morgan
Kim! We’ve been friends since like 5th grade, what the hell is going on?
Kim
I don’t know how to break this to you but Better Morgan is like you… only… well, better.
Morgan
This is the bullshit!
Kim
Sorry, we all grow up at one point.
Morgan
Oh god.
Kim and Better Morgan walk off. Morgan raises her fists at the air.
Morgan
KHHHAANNNNNN!
KHHHAANNNNNN!
CUT TO: Morgan sitting under a tree, with a collected edition of “Preacher” in hand. She flips through the pages, entertained. Lloyd walks up to her.
Lloyd
Hi.
Morgan
What do you want?
Lloyd
You know one of your nipples is out.
Hi.
Morgan
What do you want?
Lloyd
You know one of your nipples is out.
Morgan looks down to see one side of her overalls slouched, revealing a nipple. She quickly covers it up and throws the book at him then stands up.
Morgan
You wanna go?
Lloyd
I would never hit a girl.
Morgan
Twat.
You wanna go?
Lloyd
I would never hit a girl.
Morgan
Twat.
Lloyd rips off his shirt to reveal an 8 pack.
Lloyd
You wanna go?
Morgan
What the fuck? I thought you said you’d never hit a girl!
Lloyd
Turns out, I’m a gay Nazi who disguises himself as a dewby nerd who actually is a master of kung fu and shit.
Morgan
What the fuck!
You wanna go?
Morgan
What the fuck? I thought you said you’d never hit a girl!
Lloyd
Turns out, I’m a gay Nazi who disguises himself as a dewby nerd who actually is a master of kung fu and shit.
Morgan
What the fuck!
Lloyd throws a punch, Morgan manages to duck.
Morgan
Woah!
Woah!
Lloyd goes for a gut shot but Morgan grabs his arm before he can hit her and twists his arm backwards.
Lloyd
ARRRHHHHHHHHHHH!
ARRRHHHHHHHHHHH!
Using his arm, Morgan manages to twist him and tosses him to the ground. She breathes hard.
Morgan
Wow… wow…
Wow… wow…
A figure emerges behind the tree.
Lee
This is what you need.
This is what you need.
Lee walks into frame, a tall and thick Chinese man with a bushy moustache.
Lee
To defeat Better Morgan, you must awaken the inner better you. This… “combat” is what you need to win.
Morgan
Who are you?
Lee
Lee, master of the arts in fighting.
Morgan
How do you know my situation?
Lee
That doesn’t matter. What matters is that I’m here to aid you in this quest. As we speak, Better Morgan is going to “The Movie Rental Place” and is…. Applying for a job.
Morgan
That cunt.
Lee
Exactly! This is it. You must bring it to yourself, gain the abilities you need and defeat her.
Morgan
How?
Lee
My training.
Morgan
Where?
Lee
Here.
Morgan
When?
Lee
Sundays, from 5:00 PM to 8:30 PM. But I’m not working today.
Morgan
Why?
Lee
Because I have Lakers tickets.
Morgan
Then what are you doing here?
Lee
Heh.
To defeat Better Morgan, you must awaken the inner better you. This… “combat” is what you need to win.
Morgan
Who are you?
Lee
Lee, master of the arts in fighting.
Morgan
How do you know my situation?
Lee
That doesn’t matter. What matters is that I’m here to aid you in this quest. As we speak, Better Morgan is going to “The Movie Rental Place” and is…. Applying for a job.
Morgan
That cunt.
Lee
Exactly! This is it. You must bring it to yourself, gain the abilities you need and defeat her.
Morgan
How?
Lee
My training.
Morgan
Where?
Lee
Here.
Morgan
When?
Lee
Sundays, from 5:00 PM to 8:30 PM. But I’m not working today.
Morgan
Why?
Lee
Because I have Lakers tickets.
Morgan
Then what are you doing here?
Lee
Heh.
Lee drops a penny; Morgan bends over to pick it up and looks up to see Lee gone.
Morgan
What the hell?
What the hell?
CUT TO: Better Morgan walking into “The Movie Rental Place”. She walks up to the counter.
Better Morgan
Are you hiring?
Are you hiring?
The door slams open and Morgan walks in.
Morgan
Back off from my job she-bitch!
Better Morgan
What?
Morgan
You’ve taken my friends, you’ve taken my potential boyfriend but I swear… you will NOT take my dream job.
Better Morgan
Whatever.
Morgan
Monday. At dawn. We end it.
Better Morgan
What?
Morgan
You heard me… we fight, on Monday, at dawn.
Better Morgan
I don’t want to kill you.
Morgan
That’s exactly what I want to do with you.
Better Morgan
You’re fucking nuts!
Morgan
I can take you.
Better Morgan
Yeah right.
Morgan
Winner gets to apply for the job.
Better Morgan
Huh… now it’s interesting.
Morgan
Yeah…
Better Morgan
Alright then, yeah, I’ll kick your ass on Monday and get the job.
Morgan
See you then.
Better Morgan
Right.
Back off from my job she-bitch!
Better Morgan
What?
Morgan
You’ve taken my friends, you’ve taken my potential boyfriend but I swear… you will NOT take my dream job.
Better Morgan
Whatever.
Morgan
Monday. At dawn. We end it.
Better Morgan
What?
Morgan
You heard me… we fight, on Monday, at dawn.
Better Morgan
I don’t want to kill you.
Morgan
That’s exactly what I want to do with you.
Better Morgan
You’re fucking nuts!
Morgan
I can take you.
Better Morgan
Yeah right.
Morgan
Winner gets to apply for the job.
Better Morgan
Huh… now it’s interesting.
Morgan
Yeah…
Better Morgan
Alright then, yeah, I’ll kick your ass on Monday and get the job.
Morgan
See you then.
Better Morgan
Right.
Morgan prances off.
CUT TO: Morgan in the mall, in a long red skirt with a shirt that reads “LOVE, LOVE, LOVE” in big black letters on a white background. She is looking at different displays when she bumps into Zack.
Zack
Hey!
Morgan
Oh, uh, I, I think you have the person wrong, err, “wrong person”?
Zack
Are you alright Morgan?
Morgan (Voice Over)
Shit. He doesn’t know the difference between us.
Zack
Hey… do you wanna go around the back of the mall and make out?
Morgan (Voice Over)
Oh god.
Zack
Well?
Morgan
Yeah… that’d be sweet… your lips on my lips, behind a mall.
Zack
Are you alright?
Morgan
Uhm… yeah, now, how about that making out?
Hey!
Morgan
Oh, uh, I, I think you have the person wrong, err, “wrong person”?
Zack
Are you alright Morgan?
Morgan (Voice Over)
Shit. He doesn’t know the difference between us.
Zack
Hey… do you wanna go around the back of the mall and make out?
Morgan (Voice Over)
Oh god.
Zack
Well?
Morgan
Yeah… that’d be sweet… your lips on my lips, behind a mall.
Zack
Are you alright?
Morgan
Uhm… yeah, now, how about that making out?
QUICK CUT TO: Morgan standing beside Zack outside. He puts his arms around her and tilts his head down. Morgan grins as he moves in for the kiss. It suddenly goes into super-slow motion and “I Touch Myself” by The Divinyls begins to play. But before their lips can meet eachother, Better Morgan walks up with a disgusted look. The music and slow-mo cuts out.
Better Morgan
What the hell is going on?
Zack
Morgan!
Morgan
This probably worked out better this way…
Better Morgan
Christ, he doesn’t know.
Zack
Wait… why are there two Morgans?
Better Morgan
It doesn’t matter baby, what matters is-
What the hell is going on?
Zack
Morgan!
Morgan
This probably worked out better this way…
Better Morgan
Christ, he doesn’t know.
Zack
Wait… why are there two Morgans?
Better Morgan
It doesn’t matter baby, what matters is-
Better Morgan wraps her hands around Zack.
Better Morgan
Is that you’ve got the better one.
Is that you’ve got the better one.
Better Morgan and Zack begin to walk off and as they do so, Better Morgan raises her middle-finger to Morgan.
Morgan (Voice Over)
It needs to be Sunday, really fucking soon.
It needs to be Sunday, really fucking soon.
FADE OUT
TITLE CARD: “Part 4: The Cruel Tutelage of Lee”
FADE IN ON: Morgan infront of the mirror, she buttons her overalls and ties her hair in a pony tail. She throws her fist at the mirror, it barely cracks and her knuckles begin to bleed.
Morgan
Shit, shit, shit, oh shit, oh holy shit!
Shit, shit, shit, oh shit, oh holy shit!
CUT TO: Morgan walking through the park. She goes by her usual tree, checks the time to see that it’s “5:09 PM”. She looks behind the tree to see that no one is there. The noise of an electric guitar arrives from the woods, she follows it. After a few moments, she finally reaches the end of it to see Lee playing “Manic Depression” by Jimi Hendrix.
Lee
“Manic Depression is capturing my soul”
“Manic Depression is capturing my soul”
He puts the guitar down.
Lee
There are three rules to my training. Rule 1: You will call me The Master.
Morgan
Wait… why?
Lee
Because if you want to win, you will call me Master. Does it harm you to say a six-letter word instead of a three-lettered one?
Morgan
No-
Lee
Or are you just that lazy Morgan?
Morgan
It seems my reputation has preceded you.
Lee
Rule 2: You will only speak when spoken to.
Morgan
Can I ask a question?
Lee
NO! Refer back to Rule 2. Now, Morgan… do you have a question?
Morgan
Yes.
Lee
And what is it?
Morgan
Could I ask questions without you having to ask if I have a question to ask?
Lee
NO!
Morgan
Right, sorry.
Lee
Rule 3: There will be no insurance.
Morgan
Kay.
Lee
AH-AH! Rule 2. Now… do you understand?
Morgan
Yes.
Lee
Good. We begin with the basic. The tsuki or the “punch” as you Americans call it, is like a handgun to a shotgun: not as powerful as the kick, but much more wieldy. What you need to defeat Better Morgan is the “Choku-zuki”, also known as the straight punch. Just launch your fist straight at me in a direct manner.
Morgan
Right now?
Lee
That is what I asked you.
There are three rules to my training. Rule 1: You will call me The Master.
Morgan
Wait… why?
Lee
Because if you want to win, you will call me Master. Does it harm you to say a six-letter word instead of a three-lettered one?
Morgan
No-
Lee
Or are you just that lazy Morgan?
Morgan
It seems my reputation has preceded you.
Lee
Rule 2: You will only speak when spoken to.
Morgan
Can I ask a question?
Lee
NO! Refer back to Rule 2. Now, Morgan… do you have a question?
Morgan
Yes.
Lee
And what is it?
Morgan
Could I ask questions without you having to ask if I have a question to ask?
Lee
NO!
Morgan
Right, sorry.
Lee
Rule 3: There will be no insurance.
Morgan
Kay.
Lee
AH-AH! Rule 2. Now… do you understand?
Morgan
Yes.
Lee
Good. We begin with the basic. The tsuki or the “punch” as you Americans call it, is like a handgun to a shotgun: not as powerful as the kick, but much more wieldy. What you need to defeat Better Morgan is the “Choku-zuki”, also known as the straight punch. Just launch your fist straight at me in a direct manner.
Morgan
Right now?
Lee
That is what I asked you.
Morgan throws a punch, Lee catches it.
Lee
The straight punch should be fast.
The straight punch should be fast.
Lee throws Morgan’s hand down, giving her visible pain.
Lee
Again.
Again.
Morgan throws another punch, slightly faster yet Lee catches it.
Lee
You have it in you Morgan, now try!
You have it in you Morgan, now try!
Again, Morgan throws a punch and Lee catches it, tossing her arm off.
Lee
Dusk begins at 6. You have less then 12 hours before the big show and another two and a half hours before I have to go and watch “King of Queens”. So: let us hurry with the tsuki.
Dusk begins at 6. You have less then 12 hours before the big show and another two and a half hours before I have to go and watch “King of Queens”. So: let us hurry with the tsuki.
Morgan throws the punch, Lee catches, arm gets tossed.
TIME LAPSE: Morgan throwing punches as Lee constantly catches them, it lasts several minutes until finally Morgan hits Lee. The time-lapse ends.
Lee
Ow. That hurt.
Morgan
Thanks.
Ow. That hurt.
Morgan
Thanks.
Lee checks his watch.
Lee
You got and hour and forty before King of Queens. Let’s reverse the role: Better Morgan will be able to punch as well if not better, so you must be able to grab ahold of hers also.
You got and hour and forty before King of Queens. Let’s reverse the role: Better Morgan will be able to punch as well if not better, so you must be able to grab ahold of hers also.
Lee throws a punch, hits Morgan on the chin.
Morgan
SHIT! What was that?
Lee
A punch… I said I was going to punch you.
Morgan
Oh, sorry.
Lee
AGAIN!
SHIT! What was that?
Lee
A punch… I said I was going to punch you.
Morgan
Oh, sorry.
Lee
AGAIN!
Lee throws the punch and Morgan catches it and tosses his arm off the side.
Lee
Quick aren’t we?
Morgan
Yes-
Lee
That was a rhetorical question. Next… the kick.
Quick aren’t we?
Morgan
Yes-
Lee
That was a rhetorical question. Next… the kick.
Lee launches his foot into Morgan’s stomach; she hits the ground in pain.
Morgan
WHAT THE HELL!
Lee
Morgan. Get up.
WHAT THE HELL!
Lee
Morgan. Get up.
Lee grabs Morgan and pulls her up onto her feet.
Lee
Do you have the motivation to defeat Better Morgan?
Morgan
Hell yes.
Lee
Then you must express that. It won’t be easy, you should know this. But… you have the upper hand.
Morgan
How… how so?
Lee
The heart. What Better Morgan is doesn’t have a heart. Now: let’s begin.
Do you have the motivation to defeat Better Morgan?
Morgan
Hell yes.
Lee
Then you must express that. It won’t be easy, you should know this. But… you have the upper hand.
Morgan
How… how so?
Lee
The heart. What Better Morgan is doesn’t have a heart. Now: let’s begin.
CUT TO: MONTAGE: The montage begins as “Speed Demon” by Michael Jackson begins-
* Morgan hitting a piece of wood as Lee laughs hysterically in the background
* Lee launching his foot at Morgan, who manages to catch it until Lee uses his other foot to get a crotch-shot in, knocking Morgan down. Lee uses his hands to successfully land without hitting the ground
* Morgan throwing as many punches into the air as she can while Lee just plays with his facial hair and stares at her
* Lee pulling out a samurai sword, he tosses it at Morgan who somehow catches the handle, she smiles nervously. Lee looks down to see that she’s wet herself
* Morgan attempts to run up a tree but just smacks her face against it
* Morgan’s knuckles bleed as she continues to hit the piece of the wood, Lee still laughing
* Lee hands Morgan a handful of snakes, she gives him a weird look
* Morgan runs around in circles around a tree, Lee is tossing buckets of water at her, eventually the ground becomes really wet causing Morgan to slip and fall
* Lee with a orange on his head, Morgan does a karate-chop and successfully hits it, spilling orange juice all over Lee’s face. He takes a moment to taste it and then gives Morgan the thumbs-up
* Morgan sleeping, Lee comes over and puts his foot in her face, she wakes up
* Morgan juggling snakes
* A crack forms in the wood as Morgan hits it, Lee’s laughing dies down and he seems focused now
* Morgan stands on one foot while holding buckets of water in each hand
* Lee throws a red ball and Morgan jumps up and catches it in her mouth
* Morgan ducking as Lee does a jump-kick
* Morgan and Lee engaging in a thumb-war
* Lee is visibly intrigued as Morgan starts to cry from the hitting the wood
* Lee drinking tea quietly until Morgan drop kicks him in the back
* Morgan picking up the electric guitar and attempting to play it, Lee sits down beside her to show her how to finger ‘a minor’
* Morgan leaping out a tree, she lands on her feet and looks up at Lee and smiles.
The montage ends.
CUT TO: Morgan with tears running down her eyes as she hits the cracked block of wood with her bloody knuckles.
Lee
5 minutes Morgan. Come on…
Morgan
I’m trying!
5 minutes Morgan. Come on…
Morgan
I’m trying!
She makes a hit, causing a large crack in it. Lee’s eyes become fully focused on her.
Lee
Yes.
Yes.
Morgan pulls her arm back and gives it all of her might, as her knuckles hit the wood it fully cracks apart and smashes in the burst of Morgan’s punch.
Lee
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
Morgan hits the ground, covered in sweat, breathing hard.
Lee
You are ready to defeat Better Morgan. Your training is complete.
You are ready to defeat Better Morgan. Your training is complete.
Lee offers her hand to pull her up; Morgan gets up all on her own.
Morgan
Lee, you’re a bastard. But God, did I really need this.
Lee
All that needs to be done is to defeat Better Morgan. Can you do this?
Morgan
Yes.
Lee
Then I wish you the best of luck.
Morgan
I wish you the best of luck also.
Lee
Why?
Morgan
I don’t know. Just wanted to say something nice back.
Lee
Huh… whatever.
Lee, you’re a bastard. But God, did I really need this.
Lee
All that needs to be done is to defeat Better Morgan. Can you do this?
Morgan
Yes.
Lee
Then I wish you the best of luck.
Morgan
I wish you the best of luck also.
Lee
Why?
Morgan
I don’t know. Just wanted to say something nice back.
Lee
Huh… whatever.
Lee walks off. Morgan looks at her knuckles and the sweat pouring from her armpits.
FLASH TO: Morgan in the shower.
Morgan (Voice Over)
In the past couple of days, my life has changed a ridiculous amount. I remember when I was just sitting at cash register, being bored and now here I am: washing blood off of my knuckles, feeling the bruises on my chest. Fuck. And all because a random event, that has no explanation. Why does this shit have to happen to anyone let alone me? It doesn’t matter anymore I guess, I mean, I might die tomorrow and if did, what would change? I really want my friends, I really want Zack and I realllllyyy what that job.
In the past couple of days, my life has changed a ridiculous amount. I remember when I was just sitting at cash register, being bored and now here I am: washing blood off of my knuckles, feeling the bruises on my chest. Fuck. And all because a random event, that has no explanation. Why does this shit have to happen to anyone let alone me? It doesn’t matter anymore I guess, I mean, I might die tomorrow and if did, what would change? I really want my friends, I really want Zack and I realllllyyy what that job.
FADE OUT TO BLACK
TITLE CARD: “Part 5: Morgan Gets A Job”
CUT TO: “The Movie Rental Place”. The sun begins to peak out but it’s still fairly dark. The street is completely empty and even a dustbowl rolls by. Morgan walks into frame, her hair loose, wearing a long pink dress that has green flowers on it, bare foot. She breathes rather heavy, a sign of her nervousness. From the other side of the street, Better Morgan arrives. She wears a black push-up bra and matching shorts. Better Morgan has made black marks on her face a’la football players and her hair is tied up into pigtails, she also sports fingerless gloves with heels. Each Morgan appears to have their own version of a battle-outfit.
Better Morgan
What the hell are you wearing?
Morgan
A nice dress.
Better Morgan
Why?
Morgan
Well, I figure that if I’m going to die today, I’d rather die in something nice. Not anything that makes me look like a whore, which obviously wasn’t your goal.
Better Morgan
We could end this. You could go off to some other town and not die and stuff.
Morgan
I wasn’t much of anything to begin with anyways, either way: it’s good.
Better Morgan
I will kill you.
Morgan
Blah, blah, blah. Shut up the bitch-talk and just got on with it.
Better Morgan
If you wish!
What the hell are you wearing?
Morgan
A nice dress.
Better Morgan
Why?
Morgan
Well, I figure that if I’m going to die today, I’d rather die in something nice. Not anything that makes me look like a whore, which obviously wasn’t your goal.
Better Morgan
We could end this. You could go off to some other town and not die and stuff.
Morgan
I wasn’t much of anything to begin with anyways, either way: it’s good.
Better Morgan
I will kill you.
Morgan
Blah, blah, blah. Shut up the bitch-talk and just got on with it.
Better Morgan
If you wish!
Better Morgan makes a running start at Morgan, with her fist out first. Morgan catches it when Better Morgan reaches her. She pushes Better Morgan’s arm backwards then she punches Better Morgan right in the face, not once, not twice but three times then lets her arm go and gives her a swift quick to the gut. Better Morgan hits the ground, sending up dust.
Morgan
Enough?
Better Morgan
Hardly!
Enough?
Better Morgan
Hardly!
Better Morgan leaps up and grabs ahold of Morgan’s dress, ripping it so that is cuts off at her thighs.
Better Morgan
Shit!
Shit!
Morgan grabs Better Morgan by her head and shoves her knee into Better Morgan’s face then lets her go down. Morgan places her foot on Better Morgan’s chin.
Morgan
You’re royally screwed.
You’re royally screwed.
Better Morgan grabs Morgan’s foot and tosses it and her into the air. A few seconds later Morgan hits the ground, sending up some more dust. Better Morgan gets on her feet and walks over to Morgan. She raises her leg to and thrusts it downward; Morgan rolls around so that Better Morgan’s heel misses her head by inches. Morgan leaps upward and faces Better Morgan. Morgan places her fists into a claw-like state and swings at Better Morgan’s face, scratching her face. Instead of blood coming out of the marks, a black liquid pusses out.
Morgan
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Better Morgan grabs Morgan by her head and pulls her around and then kicks her in the ass several times. Morgan leaps forward when Better Morgan gives the next kick, dodging it. Morgan quickly turns around and grabs Better Morgan’s foot in the air and twists it, tossing Better Morgan to the ground. During this twist, Morgan has successfully grabbed Better Morgan’s heel, which she uses to smack her in the face, causing a good amount of bruises. After a few seconds of a true beating, Better Morgan grabs ahold of her swinging arm and pulls it hard, using it to toss Morgan headfirst into the ground. Better Morgan gets up.
Better Morgan
I hate killing people.
I hate killing people.
Better Morgan begins to awkwardly walk over to Morgan until she takes off her other heel, which gives her walk a better stride. She pulls Morgan up by her hair and somehow extends her fingernails into blade-like shapes.
Better Morgan
This is how you scratch someone!
This is how you scratch someone!
Better Morgan makes the first slash, blood flies from Morgan’s face.
Morgan
CHRIST!
CHRIST!
The second, right above her eyes.
Morgan
FUUUUUUUUUUUU!
FUUUUUUUUUUUU!
As she does the third scratch, Morgan grabs her arm and forces Better Morgan to stab herself in the chest. Better Morgan takes a few steps back before dislodging her fingernails out of her breasts. More black liquid comes out.
Morgan
What the fuck are you?
Better Morgan
Do we really need to answer that question? Can’t we leave it a mystery?
Morgan
I want to know what could create such a bitch.
Better Morgan
Why do you have to be so conventional?
Morgan
Alright, whatever.
What the fuck are you?
Better Morgan
Do we really need to answer that question? Can’t we leave it a mystery?
Morgan
I want to know what could create such a bitch.
Better Morgan
Why do you have to be so conventional?
Morgan
Alright, whatever.
Morgan takes a running start and jumps into the air, using Better Morgan’s face to leap off via her foot, further into the air doing several flips before landing steadily on her feet. Better Morgan rubs her face. Morgan turns around and smiles.
Morgan
Are we done yet?
Better Morgan
It’s only been 5 minutes and as far as I’m concerned, I could do this for days.
Morgan
Well, someone else might apply for the job and then this whole fight would be pointless.
Better Morgan
Silly. This isn’t about the job.
Are we done yet?
Better Morgan
It’s only been 5 minutes and as far as I’m concerned, I could do this for days.
Morgan
Well, someone else might apply for the job and then this whole fight would be pointless.
Better Morgan
Silly. This isn’t about the job.
Better Morgan runs up to Morgan and throws a punch, Morgan ducks to block it.
Morgan
Then what’s it about?
Then what’s it about?
Morgan punches Better Morgan in the gut and leaps up, grabbing her by the neck and choking her.
Better Morgan
It’s… about…
It’s… about…
Better Morgan grabs Morgan by her arms and digs her nails into them.
Morgan
AWWWWW!
AWWWWW!
Morgan lets go as Better Morgan kicks her in the stomach, knocking her back a couple of feet.
Better Morgan
It’s about me being you.
It’s about me being you.
Better Morgan does a swift kick to Morgan, who grabs the foot and particularly her little toe, snapping it backwards.
Better Morgan
AHHH!
AHHH!
Morgan drops her foot, setting her off-balance, making Better Morgan hit the ground.
Better Morgan
I have hit the ground more times then Chris Brown has hit Rihanna by now.
Morgan
Ahhh. That was in bad taste.
I have hit the ground more times then Chris Brown has hit Rihanna by now.
Morgan
Ahhh. That was in bad taste.
Better Morgan stands up and brushes the dirt off of her shoulders. Both Morgans take a moment to breath.
Morgan
We… we.. are really going to kill eachother, aren’t we?
Better Morgan
No. I’ll kill you. You won’t kill me. Simple as strawberries.
Morgan
Then let’s get it over with, I have a job to apply for.
We… we.. are really going to kill eachother, aren’t we?
Better Morgan
No. I’ll kill you. You won’t kill me. Simple as strawberries.
Morgan
Then let’s get it over with, I have a job to apply for.
“Oblivion” by Mastodon begins to swell in the background. The two Morgans begin to slowly walk toward eachother. Only a few feet away, Morgan starts to run for her head infront to do a bull charge, when she reaches Better Morgan, Better Morgan just extends her foot making perfect contact. Morgan stumbles back. She looks up at Better Morgan whose scratches have all healed.
Morgan
What!
What!
Better Morgan starts a run toward her.
Morgan (Voice Over)
How the hell can I defeat something that heals?
How the hell can I defeat something that heals?
Better Morgan does a bull charge, successfully and pushes Morgan several feet forward before she hits the ground, coughing badly. Better Morgan opens her left palm as a large blade extends out of it. She goes to stab the downed Morgan, who rolls around, dodging the multiple attempts to step her. Morgan gets on her feet and ducks instantly as the blade swings only inches above her head. Morgan quickly grabs Better Morgan’s right arm and pulls it towards the blade coming out of her hand, dismembering Better Morgan’s right arm. A large amount of black liquid flies out (covering Morgan) from where the right arm used to be. Better Morgan doesn’t pay attention to the lose of her arm, she takes a stab at Morgan who does a back flip and dodges it.
Morgan
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
Morgan, out of nowhere, pulls out an electric guitar and shoves it through Better Morgan’s chest, then pulls it out in one fluent movement. Better Morgan’s face goes blank; she falls onto her knees and then on her face.
Morgan
Is that it?
Better Morgan
Close, but no cigar.
Is that it?
Better Morgan
Close, but no cigar.
Better Morgan leaps upward and stabs Morgan in the arm with her blade, she lets go, causing a large visible cut. Morgan grabs her fresh wound and screams.
Better Morgan
Now: This is it.
Now: This is it.
Better Morgan places her left arm in a baseball pre-swing state. Just as Better Morgan prepares to swing, an ipod swings across her face, screwing up her swing, causing her to stab herself. Morgan turns to see Kim, in a plaid short-skirt, boots and an Experiencing Hendrix shirt.
Kim
Morgan! You owe me an ipod!
Morgan! You owe me an ipod!
Better Morgan gets the blade out of her arm, then takes another swing at Morgan who just drops to the ground in a clumsy manner, yet dodging the blade. Better Morgan gets ready for yet another swing but Kim throws her entire purse and all it’s contents at her, knocking Better Morgan to the ground.
Kim
Now you owe me a lot of different shit. Probably will have to be my bitch-slave for a good year or two.
Now you owe me a lot of different shit. Probably will have to be my bitch-slave for a good year or two.
Morgan gets up in a messy state.
Morgan
Whatever.
Whatever.
Morgan jumps onto the downed Better Morgan and grabs ahold of her left blade-arm, trying to force it to her Better Morgan’s face, who tries just as hard to pull it back.
Morgan
It’s my dream job, she-bitch!
It’s my dream job, she-bitch!
After intense moments of struggling, Morgan launches the blade into Better Morgan’s face. Her head rolls off as black liquid shoots from her neck hole in a fountain state. Morgan stands up in victory. Kim jumps up and down, clapping her hands like a cheerleader.
Kim
YAY MORGAN!
YAY MORGAN!
Morgan turns to Kim and smiles.
FADE OUT TO BLACK
CUT TO: Morgan kicking The Movie Rental Place’s door. The employee behind the counter looks behind her in awe. Morgan struggles just to walk over the counter, covered in sweat and blood.
Employee
How can I help you?
Morgan
I would like to apply for a job.
Employee
Alright, just one question.
Morgan
What?
Employee
Do you feel like you are truly qualified for the job?
How can I help you?
Morgan
I would like to apply for a job.
Employee
Alright, just one question.
Morgan
What?
Employee
Do you feel like you are truly qualified for the job?
CUT TO: Morgan sitting on her roof, in overalls.
Morgan (Voice Over)
It’s a Monday night and I’m in overalls. I think I realized exactly why I wore then on Sundays: because it makes it feel like it’s a relaxing day. Why shouldn’t I feel that whenever I want, instead of just one day?
It’s a Monday night and I’m in overalls. I think I realized exactly why I wore then on Sundays: because it makes it feel like it’s a relaxing day. Why shouldn’t I feel that whenever I want, instead of just one day?
CUT TO: Morgan sitting a table with Kim and Shayna as they chat and laugh
Morgan (Voice Over)
I got my friends back.
I got my friends back.
CUT TO: Morgan and Lee, as he teaches her to play electric guitar
Morgan (Voice Over)
And a new friend, despite the fact we just hang out in the woods bare-footed playing guitar and he’s like 20 years older then me: it’s not entirely creepy.
And a new friend, despite the fact we just hang out in the woods bare-footed playing guitar and he’s like 20 years older then me: it’s not entirely creepy.
CUT TO: Morgan sitting in a theater with Zack. He leans in to kiss her; afterwards Morgan has a look on her face.
Morgan (Voice Over)
And I did get to kiss Zack… but that really kinda sucked.
And I did get to kiss Zack… but that really kinda sucked.
Morgan just turns to the screen and continues to watch the film.
Morgan (Voice Over)
The movie was good at least.
The movie was good at least.
CUT TO: Morgan sitting behind the counter at “The Movie Rental Place”.
Morgan (Voice Over)
I now have my dream job.
I now have my dream job.
Kim walks in to chat with Morgan from over the counter.
Morgan (Voice Over)
I’m surprised how well it worked out in the end.
I’m surprised how well it worked out in the end.
Morgan grabs Kim’s face and pulls it toward her, as they begin to kiss.
Morgan (Voice Over)
I’m really surprised.
I’m really surprised.
FADE OUT TO BLACK.
“The Wind Cries Mary” by Jimi Hendrix begins to play over the credits
