"The Pee Wee Show" Pilot Episode: Jan 1, 2008

[Dale]

Series Pilot: The Pee Wee Show
Episode: To The Lands

Actors:
Paul Reubens… Pee Wee Herman
Tim Heidecker… King of All Humanity/Puffy -(Voice)
Eric Wareheim… Mr. Willy
Laurence Fishburne… The Voice
Elizabeth Daily... Dottie

-A bright blue, multi-colored house is visible. There are buckets of paint around the place. The furniture is nowhere in sight. The pink and cuddly door opens wide leaving of a sweet laugh. The man himself is now in sight! Pee Wee Herman stands with his little red bow and his famous gray suit. His rosy cheeks brighten the air. He takes in a large breath-

Pee Wee Herman-
AHHH! Good morning! Wait a second…Where is Chairry? Where are my friends? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What could have happened?

-Pee Wee looks around in horror-

Pee Wee Herman-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Pee Wee turns around and in front of his eyes is Mr. Willy. Mr. Willy is very tall and thin. He is wearing a red jump suit. On top of his head is yellow top-hat. He has a pointy mustache and big red boots-

Mr. Willy-
‘Ello a Pee-Wee!

Pee Wee Herman-
What is your name, friend?

Mr. Willy-
‘Ah Pee Wee! I is no friend of yous! I is ah man of vealth!

Pee Wee Herman-
What?

Mr. Willy-
I is ah man of vealth!

Pee Wee Herman- (Holding his hand to his ear)
WHAT?

Mr. Willy-
I ‘ave lots of mon’vey!

Pee Wee Herman-
MONEY?

Mr. Willy-
A’ YES PEE WEE!

Pee Wee Herman-
My mom got me $5 dollars for Christmas one year!

Mr. Willy-
‘Vell Mr. Herman, I is buying yous home!

Pee Wee Herman-
What?

Mr. Willy-
‘Tis house is’a mine!

Pee Wee Herman- (stares at Mr. Willy blankly)
What?

Mr. Willy-
Goof’ Bye, Pee Wee!

-Mr. Willy vanishes within a second after handing Pee Wee a card-


-Pee Wee looks around the room. Tears begin to stream down his eyes. Then Dottie comes in. Her hear is puffy and blonde. She has a red and green-checkered dress on-

Dottie-
Is everything all right Pee Wee?

Pee Wee Herman- (In a sobbing voice that can not be understand)
THEY TOOK MY HOUSE, MY FRIENDS! HE WAS MEAN AND HE MADE ME CRY, BWAAAAAAA!

Dottie-
Who, Pee Wee?

Pee Wee Herman- (Stops crying)
He gave me this card.

-Pee Wee hands the card to Dottie she looks at it-

Dottie- (Reading)
Mr. Willy, French man of wealth. Land of Fame?

Pee Wee Herman-
He was mean…

Dottie-
Poor Pee Wee…

Pee Wee Herman-
There has to be something that I can do…

-Pee Wee thinks to himself, Puffy; a short haired dog appears to Pee Wee with his white fur-

Puffy-
PEE WEE!

Pee Wee Herman-
What is it Puffy?

Puffy-
Remember the hole in the back-yard?

Pee Wee Herman-
YES!

Puffy-
Go to the land of unknown!

Pee Wee Herman-
BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS THERE!

Puffy-
It is your only hope Pee Wee. There could be a something there to guide you!

Pee Wee Herman-
Well, there is nothing else to do…

Voice- (VO)
Yes Pee Wee.

Pee Wee Herman-
Who was that?

Voice- (VO)
I am The Voice Pee Wee. I will guide you into the land of the unknown!

Pee Wee Herman-
OOOO BOY! This will be so much fun!

Voice- (VO)
Come on Pee Wee, we don’t have much time!

-Pee Wee runs into his back yard. There amongst the bright green grass is a little small hole-

Pee Wee Herman-
LETS GO!

-Pee Wee merrily jumps into the hole. After him, Puffy follows-

Pee Wee Herman- (Falling into the hole)
FUNNNNNNNN!

-Now, Pee Wee is floating alongside Puffy. Behind them is orange and black swirls spinning and spinning. After a second of falling a large face appears. It has long red hair and a beard with thick glasses and a golden crown-

King of All Humanity-
Hello Pee-Wee!

Pee Wee Herman-
Who are you?

King of All Humanity-
I am the King of All Humanity. I own all of the unknown lands. I make sure that they are kind to one another.

Pee Wee Herman-
LIKE A DAD!

King of All Humanity-
Yes Pee Wee, very much like a Dad.

Pee Wee Herman-
What will happen when I get there?

King of All Humanity-
You shall met all of my knights!

Pee Wee Herman-
Are they nice?

King of All Humanity-
They are only the nicest knights in all of the land!

Pee Wee Herman-
OHHHH BOYYY!

King of All Humanity-
One last thing Pee Wee…

Pee Wee Herman-
What?

King of All Humanity-
Watch out for Mr. Willy, he is mean!

Pee Wee Herman-
I know, He took my friends!

King of All Humanity-
I heard about that, I hope you like my knights Pee Wee!

Pee Wee Herman-
I hope they are nice!

King of All Humanity-
They are!

Pee Wee Herman-
Good bye!

King of All Humanity-
Good bye!

-Pee Wee and Puffy fall onto a patch of golden grass. Pee Wee gets up and looks at what appears to be many different colors-

Pee Wee Herman-
Amazing…

-Flashes show the words:

[shadow=blue,left,300]DIRECTED BY XPLAYADAM

To be continued [/shadow]

[Dale]

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Thank You for viewing the pilot episode of "The Pee Wee Show". We appreciate your support.

[iamthebatman]

I liked it.

[Cristo]

The heck is up with all these new pilots on January 1st? There's never been a TV Show before. Copycats. I keep having to delete my original post and make a new poll. Is there a way to edit your poll?

BTW, this pilot was like an acid trip combined with the Katamari games.

[Movie Lord Productions]

This was good. It reminded me of the good ole' days of Pee Wee's Playhouse

[Xplayadam]

Thank you very much.

[iamthebatman]

Ever seen the one where the red head, what's her name....uhh she dresses up and does that tiki dance? F-ing hilarious.

[Dale]

cristo said:

The heck is up with all these new pilots on January 1st? There's never been a TV Show before. Copycats. I keep having to delete my original post and make a new poll. Is there a way to edit your poll?

BTW, this pilot was like an acid trip combined with the Katamari games.

No, you are not able to "edit" polls. By the way, good pilot episode. I really enjoyed it.

~Mr. Vincent

[Xplayadam]

Thanks Mr.V for the support.