Halloween 3: The Ultimate Cut

[Xplayadam]

Halloween 3:

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This is the "ultimate cut" of Halloween 3, meaning that it got alot better.

Here is a list of confirmed changes-
*The first 15 pages will in fact be replaced with the first 15 pages of Krew's "Psycho" remake, of which I stole off his computer when he was asleep last night
*Leone has been cut out of the film and in place of him will be Jake Sully from "Avatar". It's expected that at the end of the film Michael Myers will have cut both of his legs off and he'll be frozen in subspace only to awaken at the beginning of James Cameron's film
*A twist ending will reveal that Laurie Strode was actually dreaming the whole thing up, and that she is not really Laurie Strode at all but a 15-yearold boy masturbating
*Alfred Hitchcock will make a cameo as Michael Myer's dad
*There will be three gay sex-scenes added in, rumored to involve Dr. Allen Gordon and Michael Myers

The "ultimate cut" is expected to release this October 32nd.

[imnotazombie]

Damn dude you need to write more comedies that was fuckin hilarious.

[Krew]

Oh my, haha

[Xplayadam]

imnotazombie: why yes, I do write comedies. Check this one out (it's really short and it's only get 10 more days in theaters)

But in all seriousness, I will eventually do a "Extended Cut" of H3, probably around Macarbe Experience time.