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Post by Xplayadam on Mar 6, 2010 18:12:31 GMT -5
INT. STUDIO "Loser" by Beck begins. It’s a “talk show” setup, with the host being chubby Fast Talking Eddie. Fast Talking Eddie Give a big hand for Dr. Allen Gordon! The spotlight shines to Dr. Allen Gordon, who waves at the ground with a “Hollywood smile”. CUT TO EXT. GRAVEYARD- NIGHT It snows hard, a pale-faced Gordon walks slowly, holding his bleeding gut. RETURN TO THE STUDIO. Fast Talking Eddie Let’s talk about Michael Myers.
Dr. Allen Gordon Murderer, monster… master of mutilation, moon-stricken eyes and mad feet… what more can be said?
AXIS PICTURES PRESENT CUT TO INT. GORDON’S HOUSE- DINNERTABLE Gordon and Leone, the tall badass Mexican in a leather coat, sit at the dinner table. They SPEAK ENGLISH SUBTITLED INTO SPANISH. Dr. Allen Gordon Let me ask you, which would you rather be: a big fat cat or a serial-killer? Leone pauses for a moment. Sheriff Leone A big fat cat.
Dr. Allen Gordon Interesting. CUT TO EXT. BACKYARDS- NIGHT Michael Myers CHARGES at Gordon with his signature butcher’s knife. CUT TO INT. HAVEN ASYLUM- INTERVIEW ROOM Laurie Strode JUMPS OVER the table and STRANGLES Gordon. CUT TO EXT. ROAD Gordon TOSSES something into a trunk. CUT TO EXT. GRAVEYARD- NIGHT Leone has a noose around Michael’s neck and is about to strangle him. Gordon approaches with a handgun pointed at Leone. Dr. Allen Gordon YOU CAN’T JUST KILL HIM!
MICHAEL C. HALL in… CUT TO INT. STUDIO Fast Talking Eddie looks disturbed as Gordon laughs hysterically, to the extent of knee-slapping. Halloween 3
March 19th
Rated R
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