The Major Men "Teaser"

[Xplayadam]

VoiceOver-
In a world...

-A large view of The Earth is shown-

VoiceOver-
...called Earth...

-We see "Rick'Rolling High", a highschool where teenagers flock-

VoiceOver-
...there is some among us with amazing talents...

-Joan Weilder can bee seen making a stack of books float just by staring at them-

VoiceOver-
...some will use them for good...

-Jesus Pudderman speedley rushes into the streets and saves a teenager girl from being hit by a bus-

VoiceOver-
...some for evil.

-Doctor Manic is shooting a blast of electricity at a jersey wearing teenager-

-We see Joan Weilder, Farle Munn, Jesus Pudderman, Becky Munn and Jesse Waff in the library sitting at a table-

Becky Munn-
We have to use a powers for good.

Farle Munn-
That's bs, Don't you know how many chicks we could get with them?

Jesus Pudderman-
He does have a point, right Jesse?

Jesse Waff- (nervously)
um... chicks.. right.

Joan Weilder-
Also, we could get super rich...

Farle Munn-
True dat!

Becky Munn-
Can't you think of anything besides yourself?

Farle Munn-
I can think of chicks.

Joan Weidler-
And money.

VoiceOver-
From the Director of "Batman: The Musical"!

-The Blackness is seen in what appears to be a gimp outfit, talking to some rapist-

The Blackness-
Look you freak of nature!

Rapist #1-
Your wearing a gimp suit! Look at yourself!

The Blackness-
I am The Blackness!

Rapist #1-
I bet nine to nothing you are white under that suit!

The Blackness-
Shutup cracka!

VoiceOver-
Comes a Super Comedy!

-Doctor Manic is apporaching Justice Scout whose outfit is of a green miniskirt, a tight white t-shirt that has a S on it and a black robin-like mask-

Doctor Manic-
Your are mine!

Justice Scout- (yelling)
RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!

Doctor Manic-
I'm not going to rape you!

Justice Scout- (yelling)
RAPE! RAPE!

Doctor Manic- (yelling)
STOP IT!

VoiceOver-
This Summer...

-A wideshot shows the whole gang in costume-

VoiceOver-
Here comes...

-Captain CrimeStopper is seen at a bank with his long red cape, black tights, black sleeveless shirt, robin-like mask and red gloves-

Captain CrimeStopper- (somewhat embrassed)
Fear me... er... something...

-He walks out for fear people would laugh at him-

VoiceOver-
THE MAJOR MEN!

-A double MM fades onto the screen-

[glow=red,2,300]MM[/glow]

Written and Directed by Xplayadam

A "Axis Pictures" Production

Ellen Page. Jonah Hill. Timothy Spall. Michael Cera. Emma Watson. Jamie Campbell Bower. Simon Pegg.

[Movie Lord Productions]

Wow... With Emma Watson, Michael Cera, and Simon Pegg, you might just have something here. Even without them, this movie doesn't look half bad.

[iamthebatman]

RAPE RAPE hahah

Also

The Blackness-
I am The Blackness!

Where'd you get that from? Hmmm......

[Xplayadam]

Feb 6, 2008 19:10:07 GMT -5 @iamthebatman said:

RAPE RAPE hahah

Also

The Blackness-
I am The Blackness!

Where'd you get that from? Hmmm......

I didn't know you would get that. That line was suppose to be a nod to you.

[Dale]

Feb 6, 2008 19:10:07 GMT -5 @iamthebatman said:

RAPE RAPE hahah

Also

The Blackness-
I am The Blackness!

Where'd you get that from? Hmmm......

Very nice cast Xplay--especially with choices like Simon Pegg and Emma Watson. What are you referring to IAmTheBatman?

~Mr. Vincent

[iamthebatman]

Feb 6, 2008 19:12:40 GMT -5 Dale said:

Feb 6, 2008 19:10:07 GMT -5 @iamthebatman said:

RAPE RAPE hahah

Also


Where'd you get that from? Hmmm......

Very nice cast Xplay--especially with choices like Simon Pegg and Emma Watson. What are you referring to IAmTheBatman?

~Mr. Vincent

The guy said "I am The Blackness." Make your voice raspy and say it. Sound familiar?

[Xplayadam]

Anways, The film should be out around May-Juneish. I am already half-way done with it. I hope you will enjoy it. I know I am may not be good at comedy by looking at the trailer but I sure got people with the Rick'Roll in Ghosties, right?

[Movie Lord Productions]

Feb 6, 2008 19:29:09 GMT -5 Xplayadam said:

Anways, The film should be out around May-Juneish. I am already half-way done with it. I hope you will enjoy it. I know I am may not be good at comedy by looking at the trailer but I sure got people with the Rick'Roll in Ghosties, right?

Yeah, that was classic. The trailer does look good though...

[iamthebatman]

Feb 6, 2008 19:29:09 GMT -5 Xplayadam said:

Anways, The film should be out around May-Juneish. I am already half-way done with it. I hope you will enjoy it. I know I am may not be good at comedy by looking at the trailer but I sure got people with the Rick'Roll in Ghosties, right?

I loved that part.

[Xplayadam]

Bump, want people to be aware of this.