Post by blaggers on Feb 5, 2008 15:53:47 GMT -5
Fade to The Fair Whore, sailing at sea at night. Captain Rogers stands on the deck, staring at the full moon, covered by clouds, suspiciously. Nobbly Kneed Norris slowly apprehensively walks up behind him.
Norris: Bit late for you, isn' it, cap'n?
Rogers: Aye... But summat's keeping me awake.
The moon moves out from behind the clouds, bathing the two men in pale light. Suddenly, the waves lapping around the ship become more violent, and she starts rocking slowly. Norris runs to her side and looks over the edge.
Norris: Cap'n... I think there's summat in the water... Maybe it's Davy Jones, here to claim our souls?
Rogers: Nye... Tis be... Ninja.
Suddenly, a thousand ninja lea[ from the water and into the air. Suspended in the sky, they hurl hundreds of shuriken at the pirates on the deck, before landing on the ship themselves. The ninja and pirates stand in formation, hands on swords, ready to strike. Sensei Takei steps forward.
Takei: Rogers San... You have been found guilty by the Otsu Order of Ninja to have stolen the Scroll of Sensei Syonara, and for this... You must die.
Rogers: Ya can't kill me!
Rogers unsheathes his cutlass and hold it in front of him.
Rogers: I'm already dead!
The ninja and the pirates begin duelling. First, the ninja begin teleporting behind the pirates and impaling them from behind with their katanas, but the surviving pirates turn around quickly before slashing wildly at the ninja, killing a few. The pirates then deploy their trained killer parrots and monkeys, who claw wildly at the eyes of the ninja, rendering them blind. Rogers stalks through the crowd of ninja before impaling one through the chest with his peg leg. He withdraws the bloodied leg, satisfied.
Takei: Rogers San!
Takei grabs Rogers and teleports them to the crows nest. They begin duelling. After a furious bout of sword fighting, they both swing their swords in a final strike. The impact of the swords colliding causes a burst of light and energy, and they are both sent flying out of the crows nest. Takei teleports, but Rogers stabs his sword into the sail, using it to slow down his fall. He reaches the deck, and the sail falls apart, sliced perfectly in half.
Rogers: C'mon, mateys. Lets show these ninja scum what we're made of!
Cut to black.
Caption: Pirates Vs Ninja
Cut to a crane flying at a pirate. As the crane reaches the pirate, it explodes. Cut to black.
Caption: Summer 2008
Fade to black.
Norris: Bit late for you, isn' it, cap'n?
Rogers: Aye... But summat's keeping me awake.
The moon moves out from behind the clouds, bathing the two men in pale light. Suddenly, the waves lapping around the ship become more violent, and she starts rocking slowly. Norris runs to her side and looks over the edge.
Norris: Cap'n... I think there's summat in the water... Maybe it's Davy Jones, here to claim our souls?
Rogers: Nye... Tis be... Ninja.
Suddenly, a thousand ninja lea[ from the water and into the air. Suspended in the sky, they hurl hundreds of shuriken at the pirates on the deck, before landing on the ship themselves. The ninja and pirates stand in formation, hands on swords, ready to strike. Sensei Takei steps forward.
Takei: Rogers San... You have been found guilty by the Otsu Order of Ninja to have stolen the Scroll of Sensei Syonara, and for this... You must die.
Rogers: Ya can't kill me!
Rogers unsheathes his cutlass and hold it in front of him.
Rogers: I'm already dead!
The ninja and the pirates begin duelling. First, the ninja begin teleporting behind the pirates and impaling them from behind with their katanas, but the surviving pirates turn around quickly before slashing wildly at the ninja, killing a few. The pirates then deploy their trained killer parrots and monkeys, who claw wildly at the eyes of the ninja, rendering them blind. Rogers stalks through the crowd of ninja before impaling one through the chest with his peg leg. He withdraws the bloodied leg, satisfied.
Takei: Rogers San!
Takei grabs Rogers and teleports them to the crows nest. They begin duelling. After a furious bout of sword fighting, they both swing their swords in a final strike. The impact of the swords colliding causes a burst of light and energy, and they are both sent flying out of the crows nest. Takei teleports, but Rogers stabs his sword into the sail, using it to slow down his fall. He reaches the deck, and the sail falls apart, sliced perfectly in half.
Rogers: C'mon, mateys. Lets show these ninja scum what we're made of!
Cut to black.
Caption: Pirates Vs Ninja
Cut to a crane flying at a pirate. As the crane reaches the pirate, it explodes. Cut to black.
Caption: Summer 2008
Fade to black.
