DOUBLE FEATURE!

[Xplayadam]

Voice Over-
The 70's Grindhouse Cinema would play films dealing in graphic content in marathons which featured over the top blood and gore and hot uncersoned sexuality. Now Directors Xplayadam and IAmTheBatman are bringing it back!

We see a man standing in the street and out of random his head explodes and blood begins to shot out of the stub of his neck like a foutain

Voice Over-
FIRST!

We see Timmy Gore (Simon Pegg) in full black holding a shotgun

Timmy Gore- (VO)
My name is Timmy Gore. Jack West, a violent Mob Boss stole my Wife and Daughter and raped them in front of me. He then shot them both and left me for dead.

Timmy Gore is seen entering someone's house

Alice Numbers- (VO)
My name is Alice Numbers. Jack West, a violent Mob Boss and his hench-men named Jay and Ray raped me. They left me for dead.

We see Alice Numbers (Uma Thurman) slowly pulling out a bunch of throwing draggers

Timmy Gore & Alice Numbers- VO

Until we found eachother. We want revenge and by god we will have it!

A quick shot shows the following: Alice Numbers slitting the throats of a bunch of henchmen. Timmy Gore forcing Mr. J's (Johnny Depp) head into a wood-grinder, blood shots out onto Timmy's face. Now we see Jack West (Paul Giamtti) looking at a screen.

Jack West-
There coming for us...

Alice and Timmy are seen holding machine guns and shoting at a helicopter

Ray (Michael Clarke Duncan)- VO
What do we do?

Jay (Benicio Del Toro) and Ray are holding chainsaws and looking at a bunch of childern

Jay-
We strike back

We see Jay grabbing Alice and Timmy kicking Jay off her. Timmy is seen looking at Jack, there both holding handguns

Timmy Gore-
YOU SON OF A BITCCCCCCCHHHHHH!

A final shot shows Timmy and Alice making out on a bed naked. Nothing can be seen

Timmy Gore- (VO)
Get ready for one hell of a show!

A KILLING DUO

Voice Over-
Then...

Fade into a black screen. Two men are sitting down talking.

BRUISER
So, how long have you been in the business?

DAVID MICHAELS
Business?

BRUISER
Hitmen?

BRAD MICHAELS
Umm...how long is it David?

DAVID MICHAELS
Since we were uh...14?

CUT to a old, dusty blue, car driving down a road in the desert. Cool rock music starts to play. Brad and David Michaels are in it. A cell phone rings David (driving) takes it out and answers.

DAVID MICHAELS
Hello?....Yep......Ok....Bye.

BRAD MICHAELS
Who and how much?

DAVID MICHAELS
I don't know some guy. For $700.

BRAD MICHAELS
What's his name?

DAVID MICHAELS
Jimmy Kimmell.

CUT to the President (Bruce Willis) sitting in his chair.

PRESIDENT KENNEDY
Good Night America

The camera goes off and the President gets up. He goes to a bookshelf and pulls a book. A door opens and he walks into a tunnel. The president grabs a gun, and he loads it. Jon Olson (James McAvoy) walks up next to him.

JON OLSON
We have two hitmen.

PRESIDENT KENNEDY
So?

JON OLSON
They uh..

PRESIDENT KENNEDY
What is it?

JON OLSON
They know everything

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President Kennedy looks at Jon weirdly.

CUT to Christian Bale and Kirsten Bell passionately kissing.

CUT a car blows up and the camera zooms in to it burning.

SECRET FILES

Voice Over-
Only at the DOUBLE FEATURE

JUNE 2008

DIRECTED BY XPLAYADAM AND IAMTHEBATMAN

[iamthebatman]

This looks awesome. I wonder how the second part turns out...oh nevermind.

[Movie Lord Productions]

Looks good. I hope to see it succeed in theaters.