Post by boust on Apr 22, 2008 21:15:15 GMT -5
*REDBAND TRAILER*
Studio logo appears on screen for a few seconds. The scene then switches to a high school graduation ceremony as a slim, well-toned Asian man has just finished giving his speech and is walking down the podium while everyone cheers him on.
Title: Today is just another day...
David and Leigh are seen playing video games competitively with each other.
David: (excitedly) Oh, come on, come on, come on!
David beats Leigh at a game.
David: (enthusiastically) YES!! Suck on my balls!
Leigh: (staring blankly at TV screen, probably high) Fuck you, at least I've gotten laid.
David: Pfft, your dog doesn't count.
Title: ... for David and Leigh
All of a sudden a pick-up truck crashes into the corner of David's house. Dave and Leigh nervously approach the truck and they find a leather suitcase filled with millions of dollars in cash.
Title: But today is also the day...
Leigh: (holding the cash) What are going to do? Return it?
Camera pans up close to David's face.
Title: ...that they begin the rush of their lives.
David: How 'bout, we steal it?
Leigh: (blankly) ...or that. Yeah, that would probably work too.
David: Yeah, that would definitely work out.
Leigh: Heh, yeah I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
David: Well, for starters, whoever's money this is, could track us down and brutally murder us.
Awkward silence.
Leigh: That would probably never happen.
David: You're probably right.
Leigh: Absolutely!
David: True say...
The song "My Friend's Got a Girlfriend" (by the Offspring) starts.
Title: Close Cut Studios presents
A montage of events from the movie flash by, in fast intervals. A scene, involving David and Leigh getting chased by men with guns, Leigh shooting at people, a car chase, and a scene where the boys are a strip joint. Finally a scene flashes by where there is a bloody shootout and David and Leigh kill several men and sit there covered in blood.
Leigh: Holy shit, we've just murdered like 10 fucking people.
David: Yeah, but they started it.
Awkward silence. The camera gets a wide-pan shot so the viewer can get a real view of the bloodiness and brutality of the gun battle. Music abruptly stops.
Leigh: Yeah, you're probably right.
David: More like definitely!
Leigh: Heh, yeah!
Awkward silence.
Leigh: No, we're definitely fucked.
David: Agreed, lets dip.
Music starts up again from where it left off.
Title: Summer Rush
Cut to scene of two henchmen named Scar and Legs driving a pick-up truck.
Legs: (humming the tune to the song 'The Final Countdown")
Scar: (singing very poorly) It's the final countdownnnnnnn, its, its, the final countdown!!!!!!
The audio of Legs continuing to hum the rhythm continues.
Title: Feel the Rush
Title: May 2008
Legs, who sounds exhausted, stops humming abruptly.
Title: Today is just another day...
David and Leigh are seen playing video games competitively with each other.
David: (excitedly) Oh, come on, come on, come on!
David beats Leigh at a game.
David: (enthusiastically) YES!! Suck on my balls!
Leigh: (staring blankly at TV screen, probably high) Fuck you, at least I've gotten laid.
David: Pfft, your dog doesn't count.
Title: ... for David and Leigh
All of a sudden a pick-up truck crashes into the corner of David's house. Dave and Leigh nervously approach the truck and they find a leather suitcase filled with millions of dollars in cash.
Title: But today is also the day...
Leigh: (holding the cash) What are going to do? Return it?
Camera pans up close to David's face.
Title: ...that they begin the rush of their lives.
David: How 'bout, we steal it?
Leigh: (blankly) ...or that. Yeah, that would probably work too.
David: Yeah, that would definitely work out.
Leigh: Heh, yeah I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
David: Well, for starters, whoever's money this is, could track us down and brutally murder us.
Awkward silence.
Leigh: That would probably never happen.
David: You're probably right.
Leigh: Absolutely!
David: True say...
The song "My Friend's Got a Girlfriend" (by the Offspring) starts.
Title: Close Cut Studios presents
A montage of events from the movie flash by, in fast intervals. A scene, involving David and Leigh getting chased by men with guns, Leigh shooting at people, a car chase, and a scene where the boys are a strip joint. Finally a scene flashes by where there is a bloody shootout and David and Leigh kill several men and sit there covered in blood.
Leigh: Holy shit, we've just murdered like 10 fucking people.
David: Yeah, but they started it.
Awkward silence. The camera gets a wide-pan shot so the viewer can get a real view of the bloodiness and brutality of the gun battle. Music abruptly stops.
Leigh: Yeah, you're probably right.
David: More like definitely!
Leigh: Heh, yeah!
Awkward silence.
Leigh: No, we're definitely fucked.
David: Agreed, lets dip.
Music starts up again from where it left off.
Title: Summer Rush
Cut to scene of two henchmen named Scar and Legs driving a pick-up truck.
Legs: (humming the tune to the song 'The Final Countdown")
Scar: (singing very poorly) It's the final countdownnnnnnn, its, its, the final countdown!!!!!!
The audio of Legs continuing to hum the rhythm continues.
Title: Feel the Rush
Title: May 2008
Legs, who sounds exhausted, stops humming abruptly.
