Post by Xplayadam on Apr 30, 2008 19:52:33 GMT -5
-We see a boat. On this boat is three men. Two are wearing large green coats while the hard rains pours. There are hard at sea. The third man, the leader has short blonde hair. He his a thin moustache and wears a brown coat with a green vest. A red bandana covers his lips, his name is Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Sailor #1-
So, ya come all the way from Germany?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Yes Sir.
Sailor #1-
What would be yer business in America?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
I got sent an offer.
Sailor #2-
What kind of a offer?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well, I am pretty damn good at stealing stuff.
Sailor #2-
You’re a thief?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Yes Sir.
Sailor #1-
And what kind of a offer was this?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well, there is a bank. The bank is belonging to America’s biggest city. Imagine all that gold. Pounds and Pounds of it. So damn much you could go swim in it. So much, all the kings and queens would even say “Would you look at that! Have you ever seen so much gold in your entire life?”. That is what they would say.
Sailor #1-
And yer gonna rob it?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well, it isn’t a robbery that could be pulled of by one guy. Needs four.
Sailor #2-
And exactly who is going to help you?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Don’t know yet.
Sailor #1-
What if this guy, the guy who set it up is like… some liar er something?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
And what would you mean by saying something like that?
Sailor #1-
Well, what if you come here…er… to him and he isn’t there. Just some guy pulling ar funny.
Sailor #2-
Yea, some kinda funny gent?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well then… If I met this sumbitch and he damn well did the same thing you told me… then… I’d have to do something… like this!
-Tom quickly pulls out a gun and grabs Sailor #1. He puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. The blood is lost in the massive amounts of rain. He throws the Sailor over the small wooden boat, his body to float around Sea-
Sailor #2-
Jesus… Jesus Christ!
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
I do stuff like that at random. I am a crazy sumbitch. I am the bastards of bastards. I came from Germany, you shouldn’t fuck with me! I kill people for amusement. My nick name is “The Fiery Bomb”. You never will know what I am going to do. Now, row this boat to America.
Sailor #2-
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
-The Sailor turns around while he bits his lip. Tom begins to laugh.-
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-We return to the Inn. Jack is sitting down talking to Kane-
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
So, you killed a king?
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
Yes sir, blew a hole in his neck.
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
Well, that is just amazing. A real king?
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
Yes.
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
What was he king of?
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
There is this little island off by Spain, it’s really Spain’s land but they let him have it.
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
And why is that?
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
Felt sympathy for him.
-Jack busts out laughing and Kane gives a snicker-
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
That is a goddamn funny story!
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
Yes, I guess it is.
-The door slams open. Tom enters-
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
And who might you be?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Im fucking Santa Claus. Who the hell do you think I am? I am Tom, Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott.
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
Name is Jack, “The Devilish Tack”, last name is Fogg.
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well, aren’t we a gent?
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-We cut to the Police Station again-
Officer Lemmer-
Four banks. At least three dozen where killed. Who could do this? Four Cowboys. They must be the sorriest sons of a bitches out there.
Officer Rupertmen-
Yea, would have to be.
Officer Lemmer-
Remember 10 years ago… when we where kids…
Officer Rupertmen-
Yea! What happened to those days?
Officer Lemmer-
Everything got darker…
Officer Rupertmen-
Rape, Murder… it all seemed like catching mustached men who stole a sag of money… I liked it when I thought it was going to be like that…
Officer Lemmer-
Those where some of the best days of are life…
Officer Rupertmen-
True…. Very true.
Officer Lemmer-
Well… I’m going to my house. Take care.
Officer Rupertmen-
You also.
Officer Lemmer-
Night.
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Simon Pegg… Jude “The Evil Mood” Rumon
Jackie Early Haley… Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg
Javier Bardem… Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis
Ron Perlman… Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott
Johnny Depp… Officer Rupertmen
Christian Bale… Officer Lemmer
Nicole Kidman… Bella Rumon
Rated R for Graphic Blood Violence, Strong Language and a brief sex-scene
This Friday
Sailor #1-
So, ya come all the way from Germany?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Yes Sir.
Sailor #1-
What would be yer business in America?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
I got sent an offer.
Sailor #2-
What kind of a offer?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well, I am pretty damn good at stealing stuff.
Sailor #2-
You’re a thief?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Yes Sir.
Sailor #1-
And what kind of a offer was this?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well, there is a bank. The bank is belonging to America’s biggest city. Imagine all that gold. Pounds and Pounds of it. So damn much you could go swim in it. So much, all the kings and queens would even say “Would you look at that! Have you ever seen so much gold in your entire life?”. That is what they would say.
Sailor #1-
And yer gonna rob it?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well, it isn’t a robbery that could be pulled of by one guy. Needs four.
Sailor #2-
And exactly who is going to help you?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Don’t know yet.
Sailor #1-
What if this guy, the guy who set it up is like… some liar er something?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
And what would you mean by saying something like that?
Sailor #1-
Well, what if you come here…er… to him and he isn’t there. Just some guy pulling ar funny.
Sailor #2-
Yea, some kinda funny gent?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well then… If I met this sumbitch and he damn well did the same thing you told me… then… I’d have to do something… like this!
-Tom quickly pulls out a gun and grabs Sailor #1. He puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. The blood is lost in the massive amounts of rain. He throws the Sailor over the small wooden boat, his body to float around Sea-
Sailor #2-
Jesus… Jesus Christ!
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
I do stuff like that at random. I am a crazy sumbitch. I am the bastards of bastards. I came from Germany, you shouldn’t fuck with me! I kill people for amusement. My nick name is “The Fiery Bomb”. You never will know what I am going to do. Now, row this boat to America.
Sailor #2-
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
-The Sailor turns around while he bits his lip. Tom begins to laugh.-
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-We return to the Inn. Jack is sitting down talking to Kane-
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
So, you killed a king?
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
Yes sir, blew a hole in his neck.
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
Well, that is just amazing. A real king?
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
Yes.
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
What was he king of?
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
There is this little island off by Spain, it’s really Spain’s land but they let him have it.
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
And why is that?
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
Felt sympathy for him.
-Jack busts out laughing and Kane gives a snicker-
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
That is a goddamn funny story!
Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis-
Yes, I guess it is.
-The door slams open. Tom enters-
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
And who might you be?
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Im fucking Santa Claus. Who the hell do you think I am? I am Tom, Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott.
Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg-
Name is Jack, “The Devilish Tack”, last name is Fogg.
Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott-
Well, aren’t we a gent?
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-We cut to the Police Station again-
Officer Lemmer-
Four banks. At least three dozen where killed. Who could do this? Four Cowboys. They must be the sorriest sons of a bitches out there.
Officer Rupertmen-
Yea, would have to be.
Officer Lemmer-
Remember 10 years ago… when we where kids…
Officer Rupertmen-
Yea! What happened to those days?
Officer Lemmer-
Everything got darker…
Officer Rupertmen-
Rape, Murder… it all seemed like catching mustached men who stole a sag of money… I liked it when I thought it was going to be like that…
Officer Lemmer-
Those where some of the best days of are life…
Officer Rupertmen-
True…. Very true.
Officer Lemmer-
Well… I’m going to my house. Take care.
Officer Rupertmen-
You also.
Officer Lemmer-
Night.
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Simon Pegg… Jude “The Evil Mood” Rumon
Jackie Early Haley… Jack “The Devilish Tack” Fogg
Javier Bardem… Kane “The Demonic Pain” Lewis
Ron Perlman… Tom “The Fiery Bomb” Scott
Johnny Depp… Officer Rupertmen
Christian Bale… Officer Lemmer
Nicole Kidman… Bella Rumon
Rated R for Graphic Blood Violence, Strong Language and a brief sex-scene
This Friday
