(no homo) Theatrical Trailer.

[T-Mac]

EGAME ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS:

We see a young man playing his XBOX 360 online. The camera pauses, and an arrow points to his head saying "T-MAC".

T-MAC
(yelling into headset)
YEAH BOY!

Cut to T-Mac and another kid riding an enormous rollercoaster. We pause as their faces show a lot of fear. An arrow points to the other kid and entitles "BARRETT".

MICHAEL CERA

We see T-Mac on the ground, looking hurt.

T-MAC
Ah man. I think they stole my asthma puffer.

and SHIA LaBEOUF

Barrett is shown covering his eyes.

BARRETT
No, Tom, your pubes don't look better shaved.

- "I Don't Wanna Be" by Gavin DeGraw starts to play.

We see the two guys driving through Vegas, with T-Mac hanging his head out the window.

T-MAC
We're here! LAS VEGAS, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BARRETT
Vegas. Where the men are filthy rich and the women are just plain filthy.

(no homo)

Cut to T-Mac standing in the streets of Las Vegas in just his boxers with a noticeable erection.

T-MAC
I'm currently in the middle of Las Vegas in my boxers with a rager, and there is 5 old ladies laughing at me right at this moment. Plus I'm probably getting pink eye from that stripper putting her ass all in my face. Do thank you, you motherf--

JULY 13th, 2008.

[ROFLCARTER.]

Lol, lookin' good man. Can't wait, should be a classic.

[Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions]

lol, it actually looks pretty good.

[Barrett]

Best effing movie this site's ever effing seen guran-effing-teed.

[Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions]

Jul 4, 2008 12:41:06 GMT -5 Barrett said:

Best effing movie this site's ever effing seen guran-effing-teed.

But will you buy a ticket and watch it?

[Legend]

Jul 4, 2008 13:08:01 GMT -5 Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions said:

Jul 4, 2008 12:41:06 GMT -5 Barrett said:

Best effing movie this site's ever effing seen guran-effing-teed.

But will you buy a ticket and watch it?

[Cristo]

Jul 4, 2008 13:08:01 GMT -5 Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions said:

Jul 4, 2008 12:41:06 GMT -5 Barrett said:

Best effing movie this site's ever effing seen guran-effing-teed.

But will you buy a ticket and watch it?

[Barrett]

Jul 4, 2008 13:08:01 GMT -5 Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions said:

Jul 4, 2008 12:41:06 GMT -5 Barrett said:

Best effing movie this site's ever effing seen guran-effing-teed.

But will you buy a ticket and watch it?

At least one.

[Movie Lord Productions]

Ha. Any doubt may have just been erased. This looks like it could be pretty funny.

[Casablanca]

At the start of the trailer I had a nice, juicy smear for the trailer, but then as I read on I got interested. You caught me at the "filthy" line, which is a ridiculous line. But, if put in a ridiculous film, it could work. I'm not expecting best picture material, nor a great film. I could picture you sinking this, but then again, I could pciture it being great fun.