Post by boust on Jun 11, 2008 22:08:59 GMT -5
The following are two short clips from the upcoming action/comedy from Close Cut Studios. They contain some coarse language so reader beware. These two clips are just a little taste of what the comedy will be like in the full-length film.
Leigh and David are talking to a motel clerk about how many beds they should have in their room.
Clerk: No, I’d just think that people like you guys would sleep in the same bed. You know?
Leigh: What the f*ck?
David: No, heh, were not g*y.
Leigh: F*ck no, I ain’t a f*g.
Clerk: Well, I just assumed…
David: (jokingly) Well, you know what happens when you assume.
Clerk: Yeah, yeah, you make an ‘ass’ of ‘you’ and ‘me’.
David: Nope, wrong.
Clerk: We’ll I just assumed tha- oh! I get it.
David and clerk laugh while Leigh doesn’t.
Clerk: Good one!
David: I know, eh?
Leigh: Get a room.
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Officer Jim and another cop discuss what might have happened at the scene of a major crime.
Cop: So, I guess we could safely assume that the following then happened -
Jim: Ah, heh, well that’s where you’re wrong. You know what happens when you assume?
Cop: You make an ‘ass’ of ‘you’ and ‘me’?
Jim: No, you just sometimes don’t assume correctly. Jeez, and no need to swear, by the way.
Leigh and David are talking to a motel clerk about how many beds they should have in their room.
Clerk: No, I’d just think that people like you guys would sleep in the same bed. You know?
Leigh: What the f*ck?
David: No, heh, were not g*y.
Leigh: F*ck no, I ain’t a f*g.
Clerk: Well, I just assumed…
David: (jokingly) Well, you know what happens when you assume.
Clerk: Yeah, yeah, you make an ‘ass’ of ‘you’ and ‘me’.
David: Nope, wrong.
Clerk: We’ll I just assumed tha- oh! I get it.
David and clerk laugh while Leigh doesn’t.
Clerk: Good one!
David: I know, eh?
Leigh: Get a room.
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Officer Jim and another cop discuss what might have happened at the scene of a major crime.
Cop: So, I guess we could safely assume that the following then happened -
Jim: Ah, heh, well that’s where you’re wrong. You know what happens when you assume?
Cop: You make an ‘ass’ of ‘you’ and ‘me’?
Jim: No, you just sometimes don’t assume correctly. Jeez, and no need to swear, by the way.
