Post by Xplayadam on Aug 12, 2008 20:35:18 GMT -5
"In the way of Clerks and several other films similar, good dialogue and characters go a long way"-y2gatti
-Danif drives in his car while on the phone with Zack-
Danif Rap-
Hello?
"Like a mix of Superbad and Clerks"- BlackSuit_CrimeBoss
Danif Rap-
What’s up?
-Danif pulls in Zack’s front yard. He has a green “1 Up” shirt on and Iron Man boxers. He runs up to Danif’s window-
Danif Rap-
Where’s your pants?
-Cut to The Maul’s Mall. Zack and Danif walk into it. Cut to them in “The Comic Shop”. Zack hits the lights and Danif grabs a box of comics and begins to open them. He puts them on shelves. Zack goes into a back room and is now wearing black shorts-
Danif Rap-
Well look at you, wearing pants… like a normal person, I better call your mom and tell the good news.
"If Clerks and Mallrats had a baby and Xplay raised it, this is it"- Batman
-Jane Willow walks in with a “I Believe in Harvey Dent” shirt, blue jeans, a green and brown striped mini-skirt over it and her hair pulled back-
Jane Willow-
My mother sold all of her Barbies, in mint condition to pay my way to college.
Zack Woody-
Yea, put it’s not like college really matters. Besides, you still got another week until school’s out and then you get a whole summer till college starts, nothing to worry about.
-Cut to Zack in the room alone with Jesus-
"Go see it"- SCF Films
Jesus Christ-
Hay, hay, hay, hay!
Zack Woody-
JESUS CHRIST!
Jesus Christ-
Not so loud man, I don’t want them to know I’m here.
Zack Woody-
Who are they?
Jesus Christ-
The chicks, I’m like… The Beatles or something.
The Comic Shop
Out Now
Rated R
-Danif drives in his car while on the phone with Zack-
Danif Rap-
Hello?
"Like a mix of Superbad and Clerks"- BlackSuit_CrimeBoss
Danif Rap-
What’s up?
-Danif pulls in Zack’s front yard. He has a green “1 Up” shirt on and Iron Man boxers. He runs up to Danif’s window-
Danif Rap-
Where’s your pants?
-Cut to The Maul’s Mall. Zack and Danif walk into it. Cut to them in “The Comic Shop”. Zack hits the lights and Danif grabs a box of comics and begins to open them. He puts them on shelves. Zack goes into a back room and is now wearing black shorts-
Danif Rap-
Well look at you, wearing pants… like a normal person, I better call your mom and tell the good news.
"If Clerks and Mallrats had a baby and Xplay raised it, this is it"- Batman
-Jane Willow walks in with a “I Believe in Harvey Dent” shirt, blue jeans, a green and brown striped mini-skirt over it and her hair pulled back-
Jane Willow-
My mother sold all of her Barbies, in mint condition to pay my way to college.
Zack Woody-
Yea, put it’s not like college really matters. Besides, you still got another week until school’s out and then you get a whole summer till college starts, nothing to worry about.
-Cut to Zack in the room alone with Jesus-
"Go see it"- SCF Films
Jesus Christ-
Hay, hay, hay, hay!
Zack Woody-
JESUS CHRIST!
Jesus Christ-
Not so loud man, I don’t want them to know I’m here.
Zack Woody-
Who are they?
Jesus Christ-
The chicks, I’m like… The Beatles or something.
The Comic Shop
Out Now
Rated R
