Post by T-Mac on Sept 17, 2008 8:43:29 GMT -5
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Ryan is awoken straight away. As he lifts his head, a sticky note that was on his desk stays attached to his forehead.
JONES (CONT'D)
Get back to work, you fucking chimp.
Get back to work, you fucking chimp.
BRANDON NEWTON, an editor in his early 20s is typing away. He is looking quite geeky, with his comb over and clear wayfarers which have white tape in the middle.
BRANDON
Jesus. Doesn't anybody here know how to interview someone? I'll have to make some shit up. Question: "So, Miss Anderson? What is it like being a hypocrite? You know, saying how you support PETA but you still eat KFC like a bitch?"
Jesus. Doesn't anybody here know how to interview someone? I'll have to make some shit up. Question: "So, Miss Anderson? What is it like being a hypocrite? You know, saying how you support PETA but you still eat KFC like a bitch?"
Brandon takes a beat to read over.
BRANDON (CONT'D)
Yeah, that ought to work.
Yeah, that ought to work.
INT. BOARDROOM
Ryan and Brandon are present, along with JOEL CAREY, an 19 year old copy boy and SARAH, the gorgeous P.A. to Mr. Jones that all the guys want to fuck. Jones is standing in front of a projector at the font of the board room.
JONES
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you Rabbits Magazine's mission for 2009. Come hell or high water, we will pass.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you Rabbits Magazine's mission for 2009. Come hell or high water, we will pass.
Jones motions to Joel, who moves to the power switch and turns it on. On the projector screen appears JESSICA ALBA.
JONES (CONT'D)
By the end of 2009, the world will have seen Jessica Alba in all her naked, Latino glory - thanks to Rabbits Mag.
JOEL
I.. I think there's some black in her background too.
By the end of 2009, the world will have seen Jessica Alba in all her naked, Latino glory - thanks to Rabbits Mag.
JOEL
I.. I think there's some black in her background too.
Everybody looks at Joel, perplexed.
RYAN
Why the fuck are you even here man?
JOEL
(awkwardly delivered)
I dunno.
BRANDON
Let's put the topic of getting a Wii in the break room on the agenda for our next meeting.
Why the fuck are you even here man?
JOEL
(awkwardly delivered)
I dunno.
BRANDON
Let's put the topic of getting a Wii in the break room on the agenda for our next meeting.
INT. JONES' OFFICE
Boss Jones' Personal Assistant Sarah comes rushing to Jones, who is behind his desk playing "World of Warcraft".
SARAH
Big news Mr. Jones!
JONES
What is it sweet caboose?
Big news Mr. Jones!
JONES
What is it sweet caboose?
Sarah is clearly put off by what Jones' just called her, but she wades it off.
SARAH
A rep of Jessica Alba has told us that she's open for talks.
A rep of Jessica Alba has told us that she's open for talks.
INT. BOARDROOM
Another meeting is ensued over the news of Alba's willingness to meet with Rabbits.
JONES
We've just got word from one of Alba's reps that she's open for talks. Brandon, I'm giving you the job of interviewing her.
We've just got word from one of Alba's reps that she's open for talks. Brandon, I'm giving you the job of interviewing her.
Brandon has an asthma attack at the news, having to retrieve his puffer and take deep gasps.
CUT TO:
RESTAURANT - DAY
Due to our single-camera setup, the camera is outside the restaurant, looking through the blinds at BRANDON and JESSICA ALBA. Brandon looks to be making a complete fool of himself. Alba quickly calls for the cheque.
INT. RABBITS MAGAZINE
Jones is at his desk, talking to several workers.
JONES
So, Poindexter blew that. Who else's titties do you guys wanna see?
So, Poindexter blew that. Who else's titties do you guys wanna see?
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