Post by larah on Sept 6, 2009 22:07:21 GMT -5
this thread will host 3 different stories set up as a prequel to what will hopefully be my first feature, morgan gets a job. here is the first one.
morgan gets a hangover
it was about 7 at night (which is about 10 on a school night) when kim rang morgan up. "drinks at the morgue at 7:20, you there?" kim asked morgan. "the morgue?" morgan bothered her with. "yeah, that new club, right next to the courthouse", "the courthouse?", "yeah, that old club", "why is the courthouse right beside the morgue?", "it's easier to file for divorce that way". morgan then actually had the conversation with kim to find out that the club was really called the morgue and had kim come pick her up. when they reached the morgue they find the place to be loaded for a tuesday night which is kinda like chruch being full on a friday, that shit never happens. kim bought a round of shots just for her and morgan. "i've never had a drink ever" morgan announced to kim, "your 17, you have to start sometime" kim replied while taking a shot. "but what if it makes me lazy?" morgan asked (fun fact: this question has actually been debated by scholars from across the universe to be viewed as the most ironic statement ever said by anyone in the entire history of everything created ever). kim didnt bother with a reply and just took another shot. after a few moments, morgan began to glance at the shot glass more and more. eventually it was in her hand and then about 25 minutes later, the glass was placed by her mouth. she, much like that damn smurfs film, took the shot (literally) and seemed to be stunned for a moment. after a few moments, morgan began to glance at the shot glass more and more. eventually it was in her hand and then about 25 minutes later, the glass was placed by her mouth. she, much like that damn smurfs film, took the shot (literally) and seemed to be stunned for a moment. did you notice that repeat? that was basically what happened but i didnt want to post it a bajillion times in a row. within a hour, morgan was hammered. what happened from there on remains a lost piece of time. however, what we do know is this: morgan awoke the next day in her bed. she sat up and stretched her arms. morgan walked over the sea of shirts and to the mirror to be surprised: she wasnt dead but she sure did feel like it. morgan rented knocked up in order to figure out what happened but doubted that she had sex with katherine heigl. morgan had this to say "hangovers suck". true dat.
morgan gets a hangover
it was about 7 at night (which is about 10 on a school night) when kim rang morgan up. "drinks at the morgue at 7:20, you there?" kim asked morgan. "the morgue?" morgan bothered her with. "yeah, that new club, right next to the courthouse", "the courthouse?", "yeah, that old club", "why is the courthouse right beside the morgue?", "it's easier to file for divorce that way". morgan then actually had the conversation with kim to find out that the club was really called the morgue and had kim come pick her up. when they reached the morgue they find the place to be loaded for a tuesday night which is kinda like chruch being full on a friday, that shit never happens. kim bought a round of shots just for her and morgan. "i've never had a drink ever" morgan announced to kim, "your 17, you have to start sometime" kim replied while taking a shot. "but what if it makes me lazy?" morgan asked (fun fact: this question has actually been debated by scholars from across the universe to be viewed as the most ironic statement ever said by anyone in the entire history of everything created ever). kim didnt bother with a reply and just took another shot. after a few moments, morgan began to glance at the shot glass more and more. eventually it was in her hand and then about 25 minutes later, the glass was placed by her mouth. she, much like that damn smurfs film, took the shot (literally) and seemed to be stunned for a moment. after a few moments, morgan began to glance at the shot glass more and more. eventually it was in her hand and then about 25 minutes later, the glass was placed by her mouth. she, much like that damn smurfs film, took the shot (literally) and seemed to be stunned for a moment. did you notice that repeat? that was basically what happened but i didnt want to post it a bajillion times in a row. within a hour, morgan was hammered. what happened from there on remains a lost piece of time. however, what we do know is this: morgan awoke the next day in her bed. she sat up and stretched her arms. morgan walked over the sea of shirts and to the mirror to be surprised: she wasnt dead but she sure did feel like it. morgan rented knocked up in order to figure out what happened but doubted that she had sex with katherine heigl. morgan had this to say "hangovers suck". true dat.
