Post by Max on Sept 2, 2009 19:43:52 GMT -5
FADE IN:
NARRORATOR (V.O.)
For years, they were Silenced....
We SEE a BURNING NAZI FLAG.
NARRORATOR (V.O.)
But then the Uprise began.
We SEE a CROWD OF PEOPLE WEARING NAZI ARMBANDS.
NARRORATOR (V.O.)
And they returned to make Havoc.
We SEE NAZIS BURN A KOSHER DELI.
NARRORATOR (V.O.)
Now, a Hero was needed.
We SEE NAZIS MARCH.
NARRORATOR (V.O.)
And he came back....
C.U.- We SEE a MAN'S EYES- THE RABBI's eyes.
NARRORATOR (V.O.)
To fight the Nazis.
Slo-Mo- We SEE THE RABBI LEAP OFF A BUILDING. His COAT GLIDES HIM DOWN, KICKING A NAZI IN THE FACE. The Nazi's TEETH COME OUT. He SPITS OUT BLOOD with the Teeth.
We SEE The Rabbi SURROUNDED BY NAZI'S.
C.U.- We SEE The Rabbi's Eyes. They are SQUINTING.
Slo-Mo- The Rabbi PUSHES HIS ARMS OUT. His Coat OPENS WIDE as THROWING STARS SHAPED LIKE THE STAR OF DAVID FLY OUT INTO NAZI'S SKULLS.
NARRORATOR (V.O.)
But did he fuck with the right people?
We SEE NAZI WEREWOLVES HOWLING.
MUSIC: ROCK MUSIC
We SEE The Rabbi FIGHTING NAZI ZOMBIES.
We SEE The Rabbi BEING SHOT AT BY NAZIS WITH MACHINE GUNS. He is LEAPING PAST, DODGING THEM.
NARRORATOR (O.S.)
Action...
We SEE The Rabbi IN FRONT OF A TEMPLE, FIGHTING NAZIS WITH SWORDS.
NARRORATOR (O.S.)
Horror....
We SEE Werewolf Nazis HOWLING in a DESTROYED HOUSE. We ZOOM OUT to see a HIDING JEWISH FAMILY.
NARRORATOR (O.S.)
Suspense.
Slo-Mo- The Rabbi is LEAPING ACROSS A GAP BETWEEN TWO BUILDINGS, his Coat GLIDING. We then SEE a SNIPER NAZI, AIMING.
NARRORATOR (O.S.)
Prepare to see some Nazi Ass-Kicking.
INSERT CARD: The Rabbi: Return of The Nazis
NARRORATOR (O.S.)
The Rabbi: Return of The Nazis. Coming Soon.
FADE TO:
A FEW SECONDS LATER, we HEAR "OSEH SHALOM". We SEE a JEWSIH WEDDING. PEOPLE ARE DANCING IN A CIRCLE, HOLDING HANDS. THE HUSBAND is IN A CHAIR, LIFTED BY MEN. SUDDENLY, The Rabbi SMASHES THROUGH THE WALL BACK FIRST, BEING THROWN.
anyways. looks fantastic.
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