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Post by Cannon on Aug 1, 2011 0:41:07 GMT -5
Like, that just me?
The idea of wiping your arse is so fucking weird. Actually touching your asshole, with your hand, only shielded by a tiny piece of paper that is supposedly sanitary. Like, it's 2011. I want a better way to do this. Like, after those really disgustingly bad shits, you don't think the paper is going to be enough and then you have that moment of real heartache between you and your mind when you're wondering if your toxic waste is going to breach the barrier and end up on your skin.
I just think the whole thing is odd.
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Post by TStape on Aug 1, 2011 0:45:17 GMT -5
The true question is...
Front to back or Back to front?
I'm the latter because the first option is like some backhand pro shit and I'm not looking to master this craft, just find a process where I quicken the hell outta of it.
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Post by Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions on Aug 1, 2011 5:38:26 GMT -5
When I was in Japan, I went to a really posh bar and naturally needed a shit. They basically have a stylish hole in the ground in which you poo and then spread ya ass checks whilst a spray of water shoots up and cleans ya asshole for ya. It felt... It felt right guys. It felt right.
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Post by Dale on Aug 3, 2011 11:59:02 GMT -5
i have honestly never put any thought into the actual wiping process. i will say i find the idea of wiping someone else's ass for them to be weird as fuck. i don't care if they be babies, toddlers, retards or particularly drunk friend who has no coordination ... i want no part of that.
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Post by Legend on Aug 3, 2011 14:54:08 GMT -5
Walking around with shit on your ass is pretty weird too...
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Post by Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions on Aug 4, 2011 5:11:21 GMT -5
Haha, very true Legs. Dazzle, I'm used to wiping other peoples asses. I got 6 other younger brothers and sisters. Been wiping baby ass all my life  |
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Post by Dale on Aug 4, 2011 10:38:03 GMT -5
Haha, very true Legs. Dazzle, I'm used to wiping other peoples asses. I got 6 other younger brothers and sisters. Been wiping baby ass all my life i think i'd spend the majority of my time washing my hands. |
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Post by TStape on Aug 4, 2011 15:24:01 GMT -5
When I was in Japan, I went to a really posh bar and naturally needed a shit. They basically have a stylish hole in the ground in which you poo and then spread ya ass checks whilst a spray of water shoots up and cleans ya asshole for ya. It felt... It felt right guys. It felt right. Even that is a slippery slope though. First off, I'm not crouching over a goddamn hole in the ground. I will sit down on some sort of seat and drop a deuce. Second off, that water shit, pun intended, is a slippery slope. If I ever do get the chance to use a bidet and the water sprays against my ass, and the water bounces off with some magic force of Poseidon so that it splashes my own feces upon my leg, I will rape everything. |
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Post by Legend on Aug 4, 2011 19:12:25 GMT -5
When I was in Japan, I went to a really posh bar and naturally needed a shit. They basically have a stylish hole in the ground in which you poo and then spread ya ass checks whilst a spray of water shoots up and cleans ya asshole for ya. It felt... It felt right guys. It felt right. Even that is a slippery slope though. First off, I'm not crouching over a goddamn hole in the ground. I will sit down on some sort of seat and drop a deuce. Second off, that water shit, pun intended, is a slippery slope. If I ever do get the chance to use a bidet and the water sprays against my ass, and the water bounces off with some magic force of Poseidon so that it splashes my own feces upon my leg, I will rape everything. Shitting while crouching is actually much more healthy than shitting while sitting down. Toilets in the western world are actually awful for you. Take a shit while crouching over the toilet and you'll see how much better it feels. I wish we had holes in the ground to shit over. |
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Post by TStape on Aug 4, 2011 20:45:49 GMT -5
Even that is a slippery slope though. First off, I'm not crouching over a goddamn hole in the ground. I will sit down on some sort of seat and drop a deuce. Second off, that water shit, pun intended, is a slippery slope. If I ever do get the chance to use a bidet and the water sprays against my ass, and the water bounces off with some magic force of Poseidon so that it splashes my own feces upon my leg, I will rape everything. Shitting while crouching is actually much more healthy than shitting while sitting down. Toilets in the western world are actually awful for you. Take a shit while crouching over the toilet and you'll see how much better it feels. I wish we had holes in the ground to shit over. NEVER! Actually I think I read that in a Cracked article before. Fuck that. Too lazy. |
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Post by Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions on Aug 5, 2011 4:29:56 GMT -5
Those silly Japs. When will they learn?
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