Post by Xplayadam on Dec 8, 2010 12:15:50 GMT -5
CLOSE UP- FLAME
The glorious red, the brighten yellow, they mix like lovers entangled in one another’s passion. A setting that spans from the beginning of time to what will surely be the end of it, a fire that remains unforgettable, the most violent yet romantic image imaginable. It can warm your heart and burn your skin, but above all else: it can sooth your soul. You couldn’t create a more engaging idea, it’s love transcended into the most absolute psychical form. We ZOOM OUT to reveal the flame, rising out of a lighter and onto the bottom of a crack pipe where a scrawny man eagerly takes it all in. The more we zoom out to reveal the crack house, the more we see him: The Flaming Carrot. He’s a built man, wearing a white long-sleeve button-up, red slacks and green flippers. The Carrot’s most notable psychical characteristic is that of his head: it’s a 6 foot carrot with tiny beady eyes and at the tip of his uncanny orange cranium is a wee little flame. Flaming Carrot reaches into his pants and whips out a rubber chicken then gentle taps the crack head on the back of his head with it.
The crack head is amazed at what he’s seeing, he takes a second look at his pipe.
The Flaming Carrot then violently SHOVES the rubber chicken into the crack head’s throat, he drops his pipe and begins to wrestle with Carrot’s retard strong arm that forces the junkie to receive a yellow play-thing in the mouth. A “CSI”-esque CRASH ZOOM right into this throat reveals that inside the rubber chicken is battery acid that’s being delivered right down the druggie’s throat.
After a few seconds, the crack head falls onto the dirty floor dead, with the butt end of a rubber chicken sticking out of his throat, it’s little fake orange legs up in the air. The Flaming Carrot takes a step back and observes this. For no reason, The Carrot now has sunglasses on, we PAN in on him.
He slyly takes off his shades.
The glorious red, the brighten yellow, they mix like lovers entangled in one another’s passion. A setting that spans from the beginning of time to what will surely be the end of it, a fire that remains unforgettable, the most violent yet romantic image imaginable. It can warm your heart and burn your skin, but above all else: it can sooth your soul. You couldn’t create a more engaging idea, it’s love transcended into the most absolute psychical form. We ZOOM OUT to reveal the flame, rising out of a lighter and onto the bottom of a crack pipe where a scrawny man eagerly takes it all in. The more we zoom out to reveal the crack house, the more we see him: The Flaming Carrot. He’s a built man, wearing a white long-sleeve button-up, red slacks and green flippers. The Carrot’s most notable psychical characteristic is that of his head: it’s a 6 foot carrot with tiny beady eyes and at the tip of his uncanny orange cranium is a wee little flame. Flaming Carrot reaches into his pants and whips out a rubber chicken then gentle taps the crack head on the back of his head with it.
Crack Head
Oh… my… god…
Oh… my… god…
The crack head is amazed at what he’s seeing, he takes a second look at his pipe.
Crack Head
This is some good shit.
The Flaming Carrot
Hey junkie: crack is whack.
This is some good shit.
The Flaming Carrot
Hey junkie: crack is whack.
The Flaming Carrot then violently SHOVES the rubber chicken into the crack head’s throat, he drops his pipe and begins to wrestle with Carrot’s retard strong arm that forces the junkie to receive a yellow play-thing in the mouth. A “CSI”-esque CRASH ZOOM right into this throat reveals that inside the rubber chicken is battery acid that’s being delivered right down the druggie’s throat.
The Flaming Carrot
Shocking! Isn’t it?
Shocking! Isn’t it?
After a few seconds, the crack head falls onto the dirty floor dead, with the butt end of a rubber chicken sticking out of his throat, it’s little fake orange legs up in the air. The Flaming Carrot takes a step back and observes this. For no reason, The Carrot now has sunglasses on, we PAN in on him.
The Flaming Carrot
Talk about…
Talk about…
He slyly takes off his shades.
The Flaming Carrot
…choking your chicken.
YEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!
…choking your chicken.
YEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!
The Flaming Carrot Rises
January 2011
January 2011
