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Post by Dale on Dec 21, 2007 8:34:10 GMT -5
The Flaming Carrot Director
xplayadam
Genre
Comedy
Cast
Doug Jones as The Flaming Carrot
Jack Nicholson as The Doctor
Simon Pegg as Purple Suit
Jason Lee as Red Suit
Chirs Gore as Green Suit
Adam Sessler Blue Suit
Matt Damon as Nick Gore
Betty Cheeks as Kidnapped Girl
Adam Foller as Disturbed Man
Plot
After suffering from brain damage from reading 5,000 comics in a single sitting, a young man goes to fight justice as Flaming Carrot.
Release Date
December 21, 2007
MPAA Rating
R for intense violence and language.
Total Budget Spent on Film
$63,500
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Post by Dale on Dec 22, 2007 10:37:59 GMT -5
COMING SOON:
A shot of a watch ticking is shown. We now see the eyes of ‘Alan Moore’. “You can’t trust heroes” narrates Moore. The words “WATCHMAKER” show up, then “WINTER 2008”.
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Gotham City is shown, a very dark and tall city with huge buildings and bridges everywhere.
A xplayadam Film
Bruce Wayne, Harvey Dent and Gordon are on a stand in front of a large crowd.
Bruce Wayne- With Gotham in our hands; we all have a good plan; Welcome to Gotham!!!
Alfred and Bruce Wayne are in the bat cave.
Alfred- Your The Dark Knight!
Bruce Wayne- I shall take flight!
Gordon is at Axis Chemicals chasing Red Hood.
Red Hood- I’m not suppose to be here; you don't understand do you?
Gordon- I do, I am the law, the law I am, and you should give a damn!
In the busy rooms of The Gotham Globe, Alexander Knox is talking to a fellow reporter.
Reporter- Knox, seen any sightings of big-foot lately?
Alexander Knox- No but the UFO’s has been doing greatly!
Vicki Vale is sitting by Bruce Wayne.
Vicki Vale- I think! I think! You are so tasteful!
A shot of the Red-Hood falling into a vat of chemicals is shown.
The Joker is holding a gun in Gotham Bank.
The Joker- People of Gotham, Ill send you all home in a coffin!
The Screen goes white, the bat symbol shows up in black with white print on it that says '2008'
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FEATURE PRESENTATION:
The city skyline is shown with green smoke covering the sky. A caption pops up labeling the city as ‘Champion City’. A family of a father/mother and a child are walking threw a dark alley.
“Put that map up Danny well look like tourist!” yells the father. The kid throws the map into the trashcan. “What the hell was that for?” the dad curses. A crook walks up to them holding a gun. “Give me your money!” yells the punk holding an automatic. The mother starts to panic and the child gets a wide grin. “What is so funny kid?” asks the punk. A low pitched voice says “Give me the gun!” The crook turns around with wide eyes. Behind him is a talk figure with a bulking head. The thing is wearing green flippers and tight red pants. The face is a giant carrot with a bit of flames at the tip. The crook starts laughing. The Flaming Carrot pulls a banana out of his belt. “You’re a riot!” shots the punk. Behind him the family gets away. The Flaming Carrot
shoves the banana into the crook’s mouth who is still laughing. The crook beings to choke on the banana, he falls over. The Flaming Carrot picks up the gun. “Kick ass” Carrot tells himself.
The Flaming Carrot
A xplayadam film
Doug Jones as ‘The Flaming Carrot’
Based upon the comic book by Bob Burden
Directed by xplayadam
The alley is shown again, the body is missing and a Doctor is there. The Doctor is looking at a file. The file shows a picture of a skinny young man. “Victim said it was a Flaming Carrot, could we have our man?” narrates the Doctor. A red flash glows on the screen. A man is watching TV in a small apartment. The room is messy and the man is wearing a white shirt and red pants. He grabs a box of comics and turns the TV off. He picks up one and beings to red it. A montage is shown off him reading comics until a caption appears saying ’29 hours later’. The man is on the floor having a seizure. A room-mate walks in and screams. She runs out the front door. Another red flash transforms the floor to a mat with him on it and in a hospital. The same doctor is there. “5,000 comics, damn” says the Doctor. He looks around the room and looks back at the man. The man gets up and looks around. “Where am I?” says the man. “Your in a hospital, you suffered massive brain damage kid!” informs the Doctor. “I know this sounds dumb but I am a super-hero!” shouts the man. “Your just nuts!” replies the Doctor. “No, my dad said that you can choose your own fate and I am going to be a super-hero!” says the man. “Everyone says that when there 11 and by the age of 14 there smart enough to realize that is bull” says the Doctor. “That is not b-s, my father said that if I can dream it, I can be it!” argues the man. “Give up kid, you’re a loser!” shouts the Doctor. “Never, I will become a hero and save this city, I am Flaming Carrot!” shouts the man. He leaves the room. The Doctor looks at his papers. A white flash shows The Doctor back at the alley. “You’re a hero” says the Doctor, “You’re a hero!”
A dirty dog is walking around the same alley later that night. A bucket of radioactive wastes is dumped on the sidewalk. The dog starts to walk towards the wastes. Four turtles are walking towards as well. The dog eats the turtles. He looks at the wastes. He beings to drink some of it. It goes up to a trashcan. A boot falls out of it. The black boot has the Nazi symbol on it! The dog starts to chew on the boot. The boot begins to spilt in half. It has formed a second boot. A third one sprouts, and many more. The dog falls over dead. An army of boots is now being made.
Champion City Bank. The floors are marble and on top of them is a crowd of people. A man in a purple tux holding a handgun is demanding the manager to give all the money into his bag. “Give me the damn money!” yells the fiend. The front doors open. Flaming Carrot walks in holding his automatic gun. “Freeze you dirty man!” yells are Hero. The tux-wearing bastard looks at his gun. The tux man sees there is no cartridge in the slip. “Oh, crap!” moans The Flaming Carrot. He pulls a set of ‘chatter teeth’ from his belt. He throws it at the tux. The teeth grab onto his balls. It begins to clamp on his stuff over and over again. The tux drops his gun and runs around in pain. Flaming Carrot grabs the tux’s gun and shots him in the stomach 8 times. The tux falls on the ground. The Flaming Carrot looks at all the hostages “You’re safe, I would ask you to send a check to my place but I don’t have one!” The Carrot then runs out of the bank, with everyone else safe.
A man named Nick Gore is on a news broadcast. He is informing the citizens the headline of the day. “Today a bank robbery was thwarted by a hero with a giant carrot head… Also an army of Hitler boots is rampaging threw the city, and this is some crazy shit!” Gore walks out of the room.
Ware-House 97. The place is dirty and 3 crooks are sitting around a room playing cards. Behind them is a little girl. “When do you think we get the money” says 1 in a red suit. “About 8 or so…” says a green suit 1. “Thank god this place sucks” says a third in a blue suit. “Where is purple?” says red. “Don’t know!” claims blue. “The carrot got him” informs green. “That is bull!” says red. “What?” replies green. “There aint no carrot that is just a bunch of lies to cover up the fact he killed himself!” “Why?” questions Blue. The door slams open. The Flaming Carrot walks in. Flaming Carrot pulls a magnet out of his belt. He throws it at blue. The magnet sticks to Blue’s golden teeth. Red’s silver knife goes flying into Blue’s face. Before we see the blade cut his face, we flash to Green. The Flaming Carrot throws a potato at him and it knocks Green out. Red looks at him. The Flaming Carrot uses a coke-a-cola bottle and smashes it over Red’s head. The Flaming Carrot grabs the little girl and walks out of the room. “Thanks” says the girl. “Your got any money, I need to get a cup of coffee!” asks The Flaming Carrot. “No” says the little girl. The Flaming Carrot pulls out a bag of sugar and eats the whole bag.
A group of teenagers are walking around the city. They are holding spray paint and painting the city. They graffiti “Poop Balls” on an old bus. The kids begin to laugh. All of the sudden, the army of Nazi Boots makes its way towards them. They stare in amazement. The army walks over them. After the massive boots march away, all that is left of them is dust.
The Flaming Carrot is on top of a building. He is looking over the massive army. “Hitler boots, my dad shot at those things” Carrot tells himself. “He said I was to be a hero and I am, now the next generation confrontation beings”. He looks at his belt. “The city’s fate is in my hands”. “Now I need to think of a way to save them and quick”. He pulls out a bomb from his belt. He covers it in some oil. The Flaming Carrot chucks the bomb into the army. He fires 1 blast from his Gun. A massive explosion goes on. All of the boots melt in the blast. The Carrot looks upon the after mass and smiles. “I did it!” he yells.
The next day. Nick Gore is casting again. “Last night the hero known as The Flaming Carrot had destroyed the army of Nazi boots and saved many although 13 people where killed in the cross-fire, also a girl who was kidnapped was returned to her home safely also thanks to The Flaming Carrot. Champion City is safe thanks to The Flaming Carrot, wherever you are… May god bless you!”
The Flaming Carrot is looking threw someone’s window at the news. “Kick ass!” yells the Carrot. The man watching the TV looks out the window and starts yelling. “Get away you freak!” The Carrot runs off jumping up and down.
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Post by Dale on Dec 22, 2007 10:54:27 GMT -5
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