Post by Dale on Jan 20, 2008 19:09:31 GMT -5
Series Pilot: Batman: The Animated Series
Episode: The Bat and The Comedian
Starring:
Kevin Conroy- Bruce Wayne/Batman
Efrem Zimbalist Jr- Alfred
Bob Hasting- Commissioner James Gordon
Mark Hammill- The Joker
Richard Moll- Harvey Dent
Brandon Routh- Worker
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Batman: The Animated Series
Based on the characters by Bob Kane
An "Axis Pictures" Production
-We see the bat-symbol hang in the sky. Commissioner Gordon is standing in a trench-coat while his Fresh white hair flows threw the Fall wind-
Gordon-
Where is he?
-We see Harvey Dent come out a shadow-
Harvey Dent-
Jim, I thought you where suppose to be home… with Barbara
Gordon-
I thought the same with you and Glinda
Harvey Dent-
Crime never sleeps.
Gordon-
And so should the men and women who stop it.
Harvey Dent-
You can’t stand here all night.
Gordon-
Just watch me.
-We see Batman rise from a shadow-
Batman-
Evening Gordon.
Harvey Dent-
So, you’re the one that Gordon’s been talking about?
Batman-
I am?
Gordon-
Um… Batman this Is District Attorney Harvey Dent, and Harvey Dent this is…
Harvey Dent-
I do not think that introductions are necessary.
Gordon-
Alright then. As you know, The Joker robbed a bank about there hours ago, left-
Batman-
There bodies dead. Took around $100,000 dollars and left a bank manager psychotically damaged for life.
Harvey Dent-
How did you know this? The press hasn’t got any information and…
Gordon-
Harvey, Do not question how he gets his information. He just does.
Harvey Dent-
Whatever you say.
Gordon-
The Joker is said to be at Axis Chemicals. Reports came in from there that someone was found dead. I am sure he would strike there.
Batman-
Get a SWAT team there. I am going there now.
Gordon-
Alright, Dent let’s get ready.
Harvey Dent-
Alright Jim.
-We see Harvey and Gordon walk into the Department. Batman jumps off the building. He pulls a small walkie-talkie from his belt-
Batman-
Alfred?
Alfred-
Yes sir.
Batman-
Get the mobile at Gotham Police Department.
Alfred-
Is it an emergency?
-Batman looks down at the pavement which he is only a little bit far from hitting-
Batman-
Yes.
Alfred-
Will do sir.
-Now Wayne Manor. The large home of Bruce Wayne. Alfred hits a button on a large computer in the Bat-Cave. We see the Burton like Batman zoom off. Batman is now minutes from the ground. The Bat-Mobile is now traveling threw a dark forest. Batman is looking at the pavement. The Mobile shots there the city going fast as possible. Batman takes a final look at the 30 feet away pavement. The Bat-Mobile appears in a flash and Batman lands in it properly. He straps on his belt and begins to drive off. A monitor comes on right near the steering wheel-
Alfred-
You got a message from Ms. Vale.
Batman-
What did it say?
Alfred-
The usual complaint of delaying dates.
Batman-
Send her some chocolates and flowers with a apologue note.
Alfred-
Will do sir.
-The Bat-Mobile is seen arriving at Axis Chemicals. Now we see a dark alley with pipes flowing out gases. A worker is seen On the ground with sweat over his face. The Joker is standing beside him-
Worker-
O… o, god… please… please man, don’t kill me!
The Joker-
Kill you? Now that wouldn’t be very nice! I would rather torture you… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Worker-
NO!
The Joker-
O YES! I promise that I will make it slow. You can choose to join in on the gag or pout all you want!
Worker-
I have children…
The Joker- (Sarcastically)
That is what they all say…
-The Joker pulls out a knife-
Worker-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Joker-
Shhhhhh… Let’s play the quit game! The rules are simply; stay quit and you get a reward! Keep yelling… you will die!
-The Joker begins to pull his knife towards Worker’s cheeks-
The Joker-
How fun this will be!
-We see a bat-a-rang fly past The Joker and knock the knife out his hand-
The Joker-
You really are a party-pooper!
Batman-
Not much of a party to spoil.
-The Joker grabs out a small smoke-grenade-
Batman-
A smoke grenade?
The Joker-
No. Even Better.
-The Joker throws it on the ground and green fog goes everywhere-
The Joker-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh… I do kill myself.
-The Joker runs off behind the fog. Batman waits for the fog to clear. He looks at Worker. Worker’s face is now pale white with a large smile-
Batman-
No.
-Batman begins to run after The Joker. He turns around a corner and The Joker punches him in the face-
The Joker-
Not that bright are we?
Batman-
Shut up.
The Joker-
I bet you’re a real thrill around the tykes!
-The Joker kicks Batman in the stomach-
The Joker-
We got ourselves a live one here!
-Batman grabs The Joker and throws him against a wall-
Batman-
You think that is funny?
The Joker-
Well… you’re no Rodney Dangerfield.
-The Joker pulls a gun out and fires at Batman. Batman ducks and it hits a pipe behind him. Some orange liquids begin to spill out. The liquids hit the ground and begin to melt. A speck hits Batman’s cape and it sets on fire-
The Joker-
Now that is what I call funny! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Batman rips his cape off and throws it down a expanding hole in the ground. He then grabs The Joker and punches him in the face-
The Joker-
Well, Hell… We aren’t going to have that gift-exchange anymore!
-Batman punches him in the face again-
Batman-
No.
-Batman throws The Joker on the ground-
The Joker-
Come on, give me your best shot!
-Batman grabs The Joker by a arm and gets his fist ready. But The Joker pulls a knife out and stand him in the arm-
Batman-
OWWW!
The Joker-
I love slap-stick humor!
-The Joker grabs a piece of board from aside and smashes it over Batman’s back. Batman falls onto the ground-
The Joker-
Ladies and Gentlemen, May we allow Batman to have the floor?
-Batman gets up and grabs Joker and slams him against the floor-
Batman-
No. I’ll let you have it.
-Batman pulls a rope out and ties The Joker up-
Batman-
Your going to jail for a very long time.
The Joker-
Aren’t we all that original?
-Now we see The Joker in the back of a police car. He sticks his tongue out when Batman passes by. Batman walks up to Gordon and Harvey Dent-
Harvey Dent-
Sorry we were late.
Batman-
Already had him.
Gordon-
There is a robbery down town.
Harvey Dent-
We got them.
Batman-
Good. So where is The Joker off to?
Gordon-
Arkham Asylum. Dr. Harleen Quinzell will be his psychiatric.
Harvey Dent-
Should be in good hands.
Batman-
Good. Any news?
Harvey Dent-
No, nothing else.
Gordon- (Looking at watch)
Bats, Harvey… It is 11:30 and I need to get some rest
Harvey Dent-
Yea… Glinda hates when I come home late.
Batman-
I will make one last route around the place, just in case.
Harvey Dent-
Alright, night.
Gordon-
See you gents tomorrow.
-We see Batman swinging around the city on a rope. The famous Danny Elfman Batman theme begins to play as a final shot of the massive Gotham City is shown with a black figure flying threw it’s streets-
Directed by Xplayadam
Episode: The Bat and The Comedian
Starring:
Kevin Conroy- Bruce Wayne/Batman
Efrem Zimbalist Jr- Alfred
Bob Hasting- Commissioner James Gordon
Mark Hammill- The Joker
Richard Moll- Harvey Dent
Brandon Routh- Worker
----------------
Batman: The Animated Series
Based on the characters by Bob Kane
An "Axis Pictures" Production
-We see the bat-symbol hang in the sky. Commissioner Gordon is standing in a trench-coat while his Fresh white hair flows threw the Fall wind-
Gordon-
Where is he?
-We see Harvey Dent come out a shadow-
Harvey Dent-
Jim, I thought you where suppose to be home… with Barbara
Gordon-
I thought the same with you and Glinda
Harvey Dent-
Crime never sleeps.
Gordon-
And so should the men and women who stop it.
Harvey Dent-
You can’t stand here all night.
Gordon-
Just watch me.
-We see Batman rise from a shadow-
Batman-
Evening Gordon.
Harvey Dent-
So, you’re the one that Gordon’s been talking about?
Batman-
I am?
Gordon-
Um… Batman this Is District Attorney Harvey Dent, and Harvey Dent this is…
Harvey Dent-
I do not think that introductions are necessary.
Gordon-
Alright then. As you know, The Joker robbed a bank about there hours ago, left-
Batman-
There bodies dead. Took around $100,000 dollars and left a bank manager psychotically damaged for life.
Harvey Dent-
How did you know this? The press hasn’t got any information and…
Gordon-
Harvey, Do not question how he gets his information. He just does.
Harvey Dent-
Whatever you say.
Gordon-
The Joker is said to be at Axis Chemicals. Reports came in from there that someone was found dead. I am sure he would strike there.
Batman-
Get a SWAT team there. I am going there now.
Gordon-
Alright, Dent let’s get ready.
Harvey Dent-
Alright Jim.
-We see Harvey and Gordon walk into the Department. Batman jumps off the building. He pulls a small walkie-talkie from his belt-
Batman-
Alfred?
Alfred-
Yes sir.
Batman-
Get the mobile at Gotham Police Department.
Alfred-
Is it an emergency?
-Batman looks down at the pavement which he is only a little bit far from hitting-
Batman-
Yes.
Alfred-
Will do sir.
-Now Wayne Manor. The large home of Bruce Wayne. Alfred hits a button on a large computer in the Bat-Cave. We see the Burton like Batman zoom off. Batman is now minutes from the ground. The Bat-Mobile is now traveling threw a dark forest. Batman is looking at the pavement. The Mobile shots there the city going fast as possible. Batman takes a final look at the 30 feet away pavement. The Bat-Mobile appears in a flash and Batman lands in it properly. He straps on his belt and begins to drive off. A monitor comes on right near the steering wheel-
Alfred-
You got a message from Ms. Vale.
Batman-
What did it say?
Alfred-
The usual complaint of delaying dates.
Batman-
Send her some chocolates and flowers with a apologue note.
Alfred-
Will do sir.
-The Bat-Mobile is seen arriving at Axis Chemicals. Now we see a dark alley with pipes flowing out gases. A worker is seen On the ground with sweat over his face. The Joker is standing beside him-
Worker-
O… o, god… please… please man, don’t kill me!
The Joker-
Kill you? Now that wouldn’t be very nice! I would rather torture you… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Worker-
NO!
The Joker-
O YES! I promise that I will make it slow. You can choose to join in on the gag or pout all you want!
Worker-
I have children…
The Joker- (Sarcastically)
That is what they all say…
-The Joker pulls out a knife-
Worker-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Joker-
Shhhhhh… Let’s play the quit game! The rules are simply; stay quit and you get a reward! Keep yelling… you will die!
-The Joker begins to pull his knife towards Worker’s cheeks-
The Joker-
How fun this will be!
-We see a bat-a-rang fly past The Joker and knock the knife out his hand-
The Joker-
You really are a party-pooper!
Batman-
Not much of a party to spoil.
-The Joker grabs out a small smoke-grenade-
Batman-
A smoke grenade?
The Joker-
No. Even Better.
-The Joker throws it on the ground and green fog goes everywhere-
The Joker-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh… I do kill myself.
-The Joker runs off behind the fog. Batman waits for the fog to clear. He looks at Worker. Worker’s face is now pale white with a large smile-
Batman-
No.
-Batman begins to run after The Joker. He turns around a corner and The Joker punches him in the face-
The Joker-
Not that bright are we?
Batman-
Shut up.
The Joker-
I bet you’re a real thrill around the tykes!
-The Joker kicks Batman in the stomach-
The Joker-
We got ourselves a live one here!
-Batman grabs The Joker and throws him against a wall-
Batman-
You think that is funny?
The Joker-
Well… you’re no Rodney Dangerfield.
-The Joker pulls a gun out and fires at Batman. Batman ducks and it hits a pipe behind him. Some orange liquids begin to spill out. The liquids hit the ground and begin to melt. A speck hits Batman’s cape and it sets on fire-
The Joker-
Now that is what I call funny! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Batman rips his cape off and throws it down a expanding hole in the ground. He then grabs The Joker and punches him in the face-
The Joker-
Well, Hell… We aren’t going to have that gift-exchange anymore!
-Batman punches him in the face again-
Batman-
No.
-Batman throws The Joker on the ground-
The Joker-
Come on, give me your best shot!
-Batman grabs The Joker by a arm and gets his fist ready. But The Joker pulls a knife out and stand him in the arm-
Batman-
OWWW!
The Joker-
I love slap-stick humor!
-The Joker grabs a piece of board from aside and smashes it over Batman’s back. Batman falls onto the ground-
The Joker-
Ladies and Gentlemen, May we allow Batman to have the floor?
-Batman gets up and grabs Joker and slams him against the floor-
Batman-
No. I’ll let you have it.
-Batman pulls a rope out and ties The Joker up-
Batman-
Your going to jail for a very long time.
The Joker-
Aren’t we all that original?
-Now we see The Joker in the back of a police car. He sticks his tongue out when Batman passes by. Batman walks up to Gordon and Harvey Dent-
Harvey Dent-
Sorry we were late.
Batman-
Already had him.
Gordon-
There is a robbery down town.
Harvey Dent-
We got them.
Batman-
Good. So where is The Joker off to?
Gordon-
Arkham Asylum. Dr. Harleen Quinzell will be his psychiatric.
Harvey Dent-
Should be in good hands.
Batman-
Good. Any news?
Harvey Dent-
No, nothing else.
Gordon- (Looking at watch)
Bats, Harvey… It is 11:30 and I need to get some rest
Harvey Dent-
Yea… Glinda hates when I come home late.
Batman-
I will make one last route around the place, just in case.
Harvey Dent-
Alright, night.
Gordon-
See you gents tomorrow.
-We see Batman swinging around the city on a rope. The famous Danny Elfman Batman theme begins to play as a final shot of the massive Gotham City is shown with a black figure flying threw it’s streets-
Directed by Xplayadam
