The Comic Shop 2 Trailer

[Xplayadam]

Axis Pictures Presents
A Taylor Betz Film

In November 2007, a film was announced.
In August 2008, that film was released.
Now, that film has a sequel.

INT. Maul's Mall Comic Shop
Danif Rap calculates something on paper while Zack Woody flips through a issue of "Uncanny X-Men"

Zack Woody
You know, for a strategic secret team based in an exclusive school that is harder to get into then Harvard you'd think the X-Men would have a stricter dress-code.

Danif Rap
Point?

Zack Woody
Look at Beast, what the fuck is he wearing? Is that underwear? Christ.

Danif Rap
Is that what we're going to do all day?

Zack turns to Danif and laughs. Tombstone Blues by Bob Dylan begins to play.

CUT TO
INT. Balladeer's Ice Cream Shop
Danif and Zack walk into the store to see the once skinny Mr. Balladeer now ripped with muscles.

Zack Woody
Holy shit! He pulled a Carrot-Top on us!

CUT TO
INT. Comic Shop
Zack and Danif shelf comics.

Zack Woody
What happened to you and Jane?

FLASH BACK TO
EXT. Maul's Mall
Danif and Jane Willow walk into the sunset holding hands

CUT BACK

Danif Rap
I just couldn't... "do it"

Zack Woody
So you're back to square one because you denied her a ride on your disco-stick?

CUT TO
INT. Comic Shop- Back Room
Danif and Jane unload things.

Jane Willow
What happened to us?

Danif Rap
What do you mean?

CUT TO
INT. Comic Shop
Danif works the register. Jane just stares at him from across the room.

Jane Willow (VO)
You know, "us".

CUT TO
INT. Pizza Palace
Danif sits and eats a slice of pizza as Zack approaches him.

Zack Woody
We've got a problem!

CUT TO
INT. Comic Shop
Zach works the register when the big and black Chris Toh comes to him.

Zack Woody
What do you want?

Chris Toh
I be Chris Toh. The best adventure novelist ever.

Zack Woody
What novels?

Chris Toh
Village of Dragons and Analogy of Evil be classics.

Zack Woody
Whatever, what did you want again?

Chris Toh
To buy you shop.

Zack Woody
I don't have time for this, listen, don't you have a dutchie to pass or something?

Chris Toh
Dat's racist.

Zack Woody
"DAT'S" KRAZY!

CUT TO
INT. Mall Foodcourt
Danif and Zack walk to Chris Toh

Chris Toh
At 6, I burn the store to ground, to ground.

CUT TO
INT. Spencer's Gifts
Danif sits on the floor while Zack examines a checkered dildo

Zack Woody
"Through The Looking Ass"

Danif Rap
With Jane and me in the dumps and-

Zack Woody
"Green Gay: 21st Century Strap-On"

Danif Rap
-that Chris Toh guy going to burn down the store-

Zack Woody
"The Twatlight Saga: New Poon"

Danif Rap
-we are going to need a miracle!

Stranger
Miracles?

A figure emerges from the backdoor.

Jesus Christ
I know a little something about miracles.

CUT TO
EXT. Maul's Mall
Chris Toh kicks a downed Zack

Chris Toh
DON'T FUCK WITH CHRIS TOH!

CUT TO
INT. Comic Shop
Jane in tears looks at Danif.

Jane Willow
What the hell are you saying?

Danif Rap
I don't know.

CUT TO
EXT. Balladeer's Ice Cream Shop
Danif kicks at the locked door.

Danif Rap
What have we done with our lifes?

Zack Woody
Fuck, I hate these moments.

FADE OUT TO BLACK

The Comic Shop 2
Coming Soon

[iamthebatman]

I like it. A couple of the jokes were hit or miss but I really liked the Pass the Dutchie one.

[Dale]

agreed with bats. some of the jokes were good ... some were kinda blah. the movie porno titles didn't really do much for me.

a pretty decent trailer.

[Xplayadam]

Thanks guys. Some of jokes were altered for the trailer, and a few aren't in the film. Just screwing around with it. Thanks Bats for the Dutchie joke nod, one of my favorite lines I've written.