Post by Movie Lord Productions on Mar 12, 2008 19:06:35 GMT -5
Not sure if all this stuff will be in the film, I'm just showing you what my idea of comedy in a parody movie is...
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A man is seen flying through the sky, he's wearing nothing but red. He sees someone in purple and a bat-like person fighting each other. He swoops down to see what's going on.
Lt. Scarrllett- What in the devil is going on down here?
Batman (singing)- We are only fighting, don't concern yourself with this thinggggg....
Joker (singing)- Yes he's very right... Run away now and take frightttt!
Lt. Scarrllett flies off after rolling his eyes. He hears a gunshot, and just continues to fly away. He then hears the Joker screaming in pain. He keeps flying when he feels a strong wind. He is blown away by sand.
Lt. Scarrllett- What in the hell was that?
God is now seen.
God- That was a sandstorm. You douche bags made global warming, I gave you the sand!
There is a howl sound, and it's now night with a full moon. A big hairy beast is seen walking around, looking strangely like a werewolf.
Werewolf- Must... have... tuna!!!
Lt. Scarrllett reaches in his pocket and pulls out a tuna sandwich. The werewolf is now chasing him around.
Lt. Scarrllett- I knew I shoulda made a bologna sandwich or brought some pizza or something! God dammit!
God- What'd you want?
Lt. Scarrllett- Not you!
God- That's it!
A bolt of lightning hits Scarrllett and he falls. He is now on his back. He sits straight up as the screen fades to black.
Reel Movie
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A man is seen flying through the sky, he's wearing nothing but red. He sees someone in purple and a bat-like person fighting each other. He swoops down to see what's going on.
Lt. Scarrllett- What in the devil is going on down here?
Batman (singing)- We are only fighting, don't concern yourself with this thinggggg....
Joker (singing)- Yes he's very right... Run away now and take frightttt!
Lt. Scarrllett flies off after rolling his eyes. He hears a gunshot, and just continues to fly away. He then hears the Joker screaming in pain. He keeps flying when he feels a strong wind. He is blown away by sand.
Lt. Scarrllett- What in the hell was that?
God is now seen.
God- That was a sandstorm. You douche bags made global warming, I gave you the sand!
There is a howl sound, and it's now night with a full moon. A big hairy beast is seen walking around, looking strangely like a werewolf.
Werewolf- Must... have... tuna!!!
Lt. Scarrllett reaches in his pocket and pulls out a tuna sandwich. The werewolf is now chasing him around.
Lt. Scarrllett- I knew I shoulda made a bologna sandwich or brought some pizza or something! God dammit!
God- What'd you want?
Lt. Scarrllett- Not you!
God- That's it!
A bolt of lightning hits Scarrllett and he falls. He is now on his back. He sits straight up as the screen fades to black.
Reel Movie
