The Comic Shop Offical Trailer!

[Xplayadam]

-Danif Rap’s room. There are clothes on the floor and a huge “Army of Darkness” poster on the wall. He hits his alarm clock that reads “6:49 AM”. Danif rolls out of bed and goes toward his closet. He grabs a “Pulp Fiction” t-shirt and puts it on along with some blue jeans. Danif turns around to a shelf full of assorted collectables (Hellboy figures, Captain America busts, Batman cowl, ect.) and grabs a pair of red shoes and puts them on. He walks out of his bedroom and into the kitchen, Danif opens a box of pop-tarts and puts them in the toaster. He turns straight around to the Bathroom and brushes his teeth and applies Old Spice deodorant. He returns to grab the pop-tarts and his cell-phone then walks outside and gets in his car and begins to drive. Danif’s phone rings-

Danif Rap-
Hello?

From Director of "Batman: The Musical" and "Blood Thirsty Men"

Zack Woody- (Phone)
Hay, hay, hay, hay!

Danif Rap-
What’s up?

-Danif pulls in Zack’s front yard. He has a green “1 Up” shirt on and Iron Man boxers. He runs up to Danif’s window-

Danif Rap-
Where’s your pants?

Zack Woody-
At the shop.

-Cut to The Maul’s Mall. Zack and Danif walk into it. Cut to them in “The Comic Shop”. Zack hits the lights and Danif grabs a box of comics and begins to open them. He puts them on shelves. Zack goes into a back room and is now wearing black shorts-

Zack Woody-
Hay, hay, hay, hay!

Danif Rap-
Well look at you, wearing pants… like a normal person, I better call your mom and tell the good news.

-Cut to Zack opening a box and starting to shelf DC direct boxes-

Zack Woody-
You know what?

Danif Rap-
What?

Zack Woody-
There isn’t many flat-chested super-heroes.

Danif Rap-
You rant about this at least twice a day.

Seth Green

Zack Woody-
Doesn’t It kinda make you wonder? Why do all super-heroes have double Ds? Even the fucking Hulk has big tits.

Justin Long

Danif Rap-
Yesterday it was The Thing.

-Jane Willow walks in with a “I Believe in Harvey Dent” shirt, blue jeans, a green and brown striped mini-skirt over it and her hair pulled back-

Ellen Page

Jane Willow-
My mother sold all of her Barbies, in mint condition to pay my way to college.

Zack Woody-
Yea, put it’s not like college really matters. Besides, you still got another week until school’s out and then you get a whole summer till college starts, nothing to worry about.

Jane Willow-
Are you going to college?

Zack Woody-
Fuck no.

Jane Willow-
Why not?

Zack Woody-
Cause college is for people who want to succeed by going through another 8 year’s worth of school. I’m the kinda guy who’s just going to succeed instantly.

Jane Willow-
And how do you plan on that?

Zack Woody-
The porn industry.

Danif Rap-
It was the black market last week.

-Cut to Danif looking beat-up and Zack the same-

Danif Rap-
Do you know how hard it is to be your friend?

-Another cut to Zack standing in a room. Jesus Christ appears-

Kevin Smith

Jesus Christ-
Hay, hay, hay, hay!

Zack Woody-
JESUS CHRIST!

Jesus Christ-
Not so loud man, I don’t want them to know I’m here.

Zack Woody-
Who are they?

Jesus Christ-
The chicks, I’m like… The Beatles or something.

-Cut to Danif sitting aside and talking to Jane-

Danif Rap-
I think I’m in love with you.

Jane Willow-
Really?

Danif Rap-
I’ve never felt so calm, relaxed and… special around someone.

Jane Willow-
Your not just saying that, are you?

-Cut to Zack standing in The Comic Shop-

Zack Woody-
Karma's a bitch.

The Comic Shop

August 1st

Rated R

[Movie Lord Productions]

I think I like this one better than the one that Jester had posted for Birch Walk!

[Xplayadam]

Jul 6, 2008 14:49:34 GMT -5 Movie Lord Productions said:

I think I like this one better than the one that Jester had posted for Birch Walk!

It's up now.

[Movie Lord Productions]

Jul 6, 2008 15:27:43 GMT -5 Xplayadam said:

Jul 6, 2008 14:49:34 GMT -5 Movie Lord Productions said:

I think I like this one better than the one that Jester had posted for Birch Walk!

It's up now.

Awesome. I shall check it out.... soon enough.

[Dale]

the line about the average breast size in the comic book world makes this awesome already hehe.

looking forward to release.

[Jester- PsychoBunnyProductions]

very funny actually. like it a lot...... .Birch Walk rocks! *runs away*

[Movie Lord Productions]

Oh... I guess I didn't comment.

Looks pretty good, Xplay.