Post by Xplayadam on Aug 11, 2008 16:24:44 GMT -5
-Champion City shines with neon lights in the darkness. The buildings reach to the sky and rain pours very subtle. We see something jumping on rooftop to rooftop-
Officer Glam- (VO)
This guy, he isn’t your average hero… he doesn’t deal with crime the way he should… but he deals with it….
-Cut to a ally. A man in a trench coat holding a 9 year-old girl stands infront of a batch of fog-
Criminal-
Don’t come in any closer…
-The Flaming Carrot emerges in his red slacks, green flippers, white long sleeve shirt and giant carrot head with tiny black eyes and no mouth along with a tip of flame on the top-
The Flaming Carrot-
That’s what she said…
-Cut to a mob meeting. Different crime lords sit in chairs around a long table. A figure comes from the darkness-
Crime Lord #1-
So, what are we going do about this guy?
Figure-
It’s simple…
-Rick Astley emerges from the darkness-
Rick Astley-
… kill The Flaming Carrot…
-Cut to The Flaming Carrot looking at a middle aged Officer-
Officer Glam-
You know, your unorthodox, your not a normal guy…
The Flaming Carrot-
What are you talking about?
Officer Glam-
You have a carrot for a head.
-Cut to Rick Astley looking at himself in the mirror-
Rick Astley-
The fools…
-Cut to a theatre playing “The Dark Knight”. The audience looks at the screen-
Risk Astley- (VO)
It’s not about ruling Champion City…
-Cut “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley playing on the screen. Everyone in the theater begins to have a heart attack-
Rick Astley- (VO)
… it’s about killing it…
-Cut to The Flaming Carrot rushing into a house. He looks to see Dryerman on the floor, lifeless-
The Flaming Carrot-
Ah, hell naw!
-The screen goes black-
Rick Astley- (VO)
The Flaming Carrot… a honor isn’t it?
-Cut to a huge white room, Rick Astley sits in a white chair in the middle of the room. The Flaming Carrot is there-
The Flaming Carrot-
It ends here.
Rick Astley-
Oh, you foolish child… trying to be the hero when you know you’re the zero…
-Cut to the words “The Flaming Carrot” behind a huge black drop in red letters. The number “2” appears under it. It fades away with “2008” being the last thing on screen-
Officer Glam- (VO)
This guy, he isn’t your average hero… he doesn’t deal with crime the way he should… but he deals with it….
-Cut to a ally. A man in a trench coat holding a 9 year-old girl stands infront of a batch of fog-
Criminal-
Don’t come in any closer…
-The Flaming Carrot emerges in his red slacks, green flippers, white long sleeve shirt and giant carrot head with tiny black eyes and no mouth along with a tip of flame on the top-
The Flaming Carrot-
That’s what she said…
-Cut to a mob meeting. Different crime lords sit in chairs around a long table. A figure comes from the darkness-
Crime Lord #1-
So, what are we going do about this guy?
Figure-
It’s simple…
-Rick Astley emerges from the darkness-
Rick Astley-
… kill The Flaming Carrot…
-Cut to The Flaming Carrot looking at a middle aged Officer-
Officer Glam-
You know, your unorthodox, your not a normal guy…
The Flaming Carrot-
What are you talking about?
Officer Glam-
You have a carrot for a head.
-Cut to Rick Astley looking at himself in the mirror-
Rick Astley-
The fools…
-Cut to a theatre playing “The Dark Knight”. The audience looks at the screen-
Risk Astley- (VO)
It’s not about ruling Champion City…
-Cut “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley playing on the screen. Everyone in the theater begins to have a heart attack-
Rick Astley- (VO)
… it’s about killing it…
-Cut to The Flaming Carrot rushing into a house. He looks to see Dryerman on the floor, lifeless-
The Flaming Carrot-
Ah, hell naw!
-The screen goes black-
Rick Astley- (VO)
The Flaming Carrot… a honor isn’t it?
-Cut to a huge white room, Rick Astley sits in a white chair in the middle of the room. The Flaming Carrot is there-
The Flaming Carrot-
It ends here.
Rick Astley-
Oh, you foolish child… trying to be the hero when you know you’re the zero…
-Cut to the words “The Flaming Carrot” behind a huge black drop in red letters. The number “2” appears under it. It fades away with “2008” being the last thing on screen-
