Post by T-Mac on Aug 24, 2008 1:36:05 GMT -5
UNIVERSAL PRESENTS
We see a "Guitar Hero III" guitar. Pan back to see JOHN, a man in his early to mid twenties playing notes corresponding the television.
NARRATOR (V.O): This is John. He is your average young man.
Suddenly, a woman is standing in front of John in lingerie. John drops the Guitar Hero controller and looks on in amazement.
John is at his place of work, Harper and Co. Real Estate with his friend JAKE on their lunch break.
JOHN: I did that Chloe girl last night.
Jake looks at John, baffled.
JAKE (beat): You really like sex, huh?
NARRATOR (V.O): He loves to party.
John is in a nightclub dancing with various women. One of which is BECCA, a stunning 21 year-old.
They sit in the lounge of the club together, talking.
JOHN: So, what do you do?
BECCA: I'm a part-time actor.
JOHN: Oh cool. Like, pornos?
BECCA (flabbergasted): Uh...no.
AN APATOW PRODUCTION
John and Becca are shown snuggling under the covers of John's bed.
NARRATOR (V.O.): But what happens when this care-free guy falls in love?
MUSIC UP: "Love You Madly" by Cake
SLOW MOTION: John and Becca are on a roller coaster. They look at each other and scream as they take a big drop.
John is being wheeled out in a hospital bed. He gives Becca the thumbs up. As we see his crotch, his penis is in a plaster cast.
John and Becca are at the breakfast table, eating toast and drinking juice. Becca hands John a script for a movie.
BECCA: So, what do you think?
JOHN: "The Wolf-Man Loves Eating Attractive Young Men"?
We see the title page of the script, which reads "The Wolf-Man Loves Eating Attractive Young Men".
MUSIC UP: "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by The Beach Boys
John is on a beach wearing extremely tight speedos.
BECCA: OK. So you're Australian. Shoot me a few lines with an Aussie accent.
JOHN (impersonating an Australian accent): Crikey! What was that?! Put some more shrimp on the barbie.
John and Becca's Love Story
John is standing in front of Becca. Head shots of both.
BECCA: John, your penis is showing.
SEPTEMBER 12th 2008
We see a "Guitar Hero III" guitar. Pan back to see JOHN, a man in his early to mid twenties playing notes corresponding the television.
NARRATOR (V.O): This is John. He is your average young man.
Suddenly, a woman is standing in front of John in lingerie. John drops the Guitar Hero controller and looks on in amazement.
John is at his place of work, Harper and Co. Real Estate with his friend JAKE on their lunch break.
JOHN: I did that Chloe girl last night.
Jake looks at John, baffled.
JAKE (beat): You really like sex, huh?
NARRATOR (V.O): He loves to party.
John is in a nightclub dancing with various women. One of which is BECCA, a stunning 21 year-old.
They sit in the lounge of the club together, talking.
JOHN: So, what do you do?
BECCA: I'm a part-time actor.
JOHN: Oh cool. Like, pornos?
BECCA (flabbergasted): Uh...no.
AN APATOW PRODUCTION
John and Becca are shown snuggling under the covers of John's bed.
NARRATOR (V.O.): But what happens when this care-free guy falls in love?
MUSIC UP: "Love You Madly" by Cake
SLOW MOTION: John and Becca are on a roller coaster. They look at each other and scream as they take a big drop.
John is being wheeled out in a hospital bed. He gives Becca the thumbs up. As we see his crotch, his penis is in a plaster cast.
John and Becca are at the breakfast table, eating toast and drinking juice. Becca hands John a script for a movie.
BECCA: So, what do you think?
JOHN: "The Wolf-Man Loves Eating Attractive Young Men"?
We see the title page of the script, which reads "The Wolf-Man Loves Eating Attractive Young Men".
MUSIC UP: "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by The Beach Boys
John is on a beach wearing extremely tight speedos.
BECCA: OK. So you're Australian. Shoot me a few lines with an Aussie accent.
JOHN (impersonating an Australian accent): Crikey! What was that?! Put some more shrimp on the barbie.
John and Becca's Love Story
John is standing in front of Becca. Head shots of both.
BECCA: John, your penis is showing.
SEPTEMBER 12th 2008
