Future Priest (Ep #2: Slick Slick Boom) 1/11/08

[Dale]

Future Priest
Episode #2: "Slick Slick Boom"

Father B. Dass (future priest) - John C Mcginley
Doyle
Bishop Johnathon
Pope
Father William

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FADE IN: DOYLES HOUSE

Doyle is walking circles around the future priest, amazed at what he is seeing.

DOYLE
What went on in there.

FATHER DASS
I don't remember all of it, its like I was in a dream and I awakened, feeling, different.

DOYLE
How different?

FATHER DASS
Its hard to say. I feel like I can sense the true nature of people, whats inside.

DOYLE
Ive heard other priest say the same things.

Father Dass looks around the room.

FATHER DASS
Perhaps we should get something done.

DOYLE
I have a new toy I think you would like.

Doyle shows Father to a table, and on it is a small plastic band, its color is like skin.

FATHER DASS
This?

DOYLE
Its an internal timed mine.

FATHER DASS
Doesn't look like much to me.

DOYLE
You wrap it on your hand, when you shake someones hand, it releases greenwave energy into their elecrical system. Clinching your fist will result in thier body to combust.

FATHER DASS
Explode?

DOYLE
In a beam of light. But that doesn't mean everyone you touch gets it, it is activated by touching your index and ring fingers.

FATHER DASS
Can't wait to use it.

Father Dass gives a smirk.

Did you see this ad? All holy men and priest visiting the area are welcomed to come to an all priest ceremony.

DOYLE
Looking for demons?

FATHER DASS
No, but it would be nice to meet some fellow holymen.

CUT TO: Inside the church.

Mass has just ended, and all of the priest are mingeling. Father is looking around, and see's one who stands out. The man looks like he has a nice glowing nature about him, and Father Dass wants to meet him.

FATHER DASS
Excuse me, what is your name?

PRIEST
Hello my brother, my name is Father William, with who am I talking to?

FATHER DASS
My name is Father B. Dass, you seem overly happy for one of our kind.

They shake hands.

FATHER WILLIAM
I try my best to give a good name to our work, especially with all of the, you know.

FATHER DASS
I know, speak no more of it.

FATHER WILLIAM
I wont. Where do you do your work?

FATHER DASS
Oh you know, places....

CUT TO: Vatican

The pope and father Johnathon are in a room pacing around. They look nervous.

POPE
The kid, he, he can build another one right? A watch?

BISHOP JOHNATHON
Of course he can! But thats not the question the question is WILL he.

POPE
Lets hope so, we need communication with him.

BISHOP JOHNATHON
We know that he is doing the Job though.

POPE
Why?

BISHOP JOHNATHON
Because its his only way home.

CUT TO: Doyles house

Doyle is eating a burrito while Father Dass is dong pull ups.

DOYLE
We should have some fun.

FATHER DASS
There are things to be done.

DOYLE
Why do we have to do them all the time? I'm still 16.

FATHER DASS
Maybe in a few days.

DOYLE
We aren't even doing anything.We sit around here, hoping that a light-bulb might go off. Why can't we hang out with that new priest?

FATHER DASS
We can't make friends right now.

DOYLE
I'm used to that.

FATHER DASS
But its funny, because I am meeting Him in the park.

DOYLE
For what?

FATHER DASS
We are going for a walk. He is going to show me around, you know, help me get to know our new home better.

DOYLE
Can I -

FATHER DASS
No.

CUT TO: The park.

Father Dass meets up with him, and they exchange greetings.

FATHER WILLIAM
Hello father, I'm glad you could make it.

FATHER DASS
Me too, William.

FATHER WILLIAM
I would like to discuss something with you.

We see a montage of them walking around town, talking. The keep walking and talking until finally the montage ends in an alleyway.

FATHER DASS
I see, stop the problem at its core. Interesting Father. I hope to discuss it more later.

FATHER WILLIAM
(Father William starts walking away.) Yes, of course. Well, the bus stop is down here. You know your way back I assume?

FATHER DASS
Yes Father.

FATHER WILLIAM
(while walking and facing away from Dass) There can still come a change, cross your fingers!

FATHER DASS
I already did.

Father Dass clinches his fist, and William explodes in a beam of green light.

Trying to be slickster eh?

END.

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Why was this show cancelled and then un-cancelled?

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