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Post by Dale on Dec 25, 2007 17:28:26 GMT -5
Laughing Matter Director
blacksuitcrimeboss
Genre
Dark Comedy/Action
Cast
Clive Owen as Lucius Efronite
Kurt Russell as Ray
Jim Carrey as Simon Efronite
Natalie Portman as Jackie Mcarthy
Jack Black as Puddy Mcarthy
Ray Park as Smile
Plot
Two years after his release from prison, Lucius Efronite is clean, but a masked assassin is making himself known by killing off Efronite's former employees. There is only one man to stop him--Ray.
Release Date
December 25, 2007
MPAA Rating
Rated R for language and violence
Total Budget Spent on Film
$131,000
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Post by Dale on Dec 25, 2007 17:58:40 GMT -5
INT. PRISON - DAY
A man named Lucius Efronite is being pulled along by a guard. The guard then sits him by a window phone. The person next to the Phone is none other then his brother Simon.
SIMON
I'm surprised you can sit down, must hurt.
LUCIUS
(He smiles.) Well its good to see your sense of humor hasn't left.
SIMON
Well its only been 2 months, people cant change that fast.
LUCIUS
I have. What did all of that stuff do for me Simon? Nothing, it ruined me, look where I am.
SIMON
It made you the most powerful man in the City. Men would kill for less than you had.
LUCIUS
And I killed men who had less than me, just so I could continue getting richer, and richer.
SIMON
And richer. What about the house you bought for Mom? Do you think, now answer this truthfully-
LUCIUS
Go.
SIMON
Do you honestly think, that if you would have kept that job at grocery store, she would have that house?
LUCIUS
Come on Simon, we both know we bought that house for her so we can move in when she died. She was practically dead already.
SIMON
But she still enjoyed the house, she still cried when you showed it to her. Her emotions were running wild. Regardless of why you bought the house, she still thought it bought specially from you to her. So doesn't that make it sincere?
LUCIUS
(Rolls his eyes and shakes his head. He wants to pretend he didn't hear that and take the conversation in a new direction.)
The sentence was reduced to 3 years. When I'm gone, I want you clean out the business.
SIMON
Your Joking.
LUCIUS
I'm serious. I want updates on it every month.
SIMON
What about him?
LUCIUS
Ray? Leave him go. The cops paid him his due already. He'll be less of a hassle if we leave him go.
SIMON
Wait, so the man stormed inside your office, kicked your ass, and then blew up your house, that guy, we are just going to forget him? Kind of funny.
LUCIUS
This is no laughing matter Simon.
Fade to black. The main score plays, a violin theme similar to Shindlers list( but its not). Up on the screen comes the name Clive Owen, followed by Jim Carrey, Kurt Russel, Natalie Portman, and Jack Black.
(Fade, in slowly to outside a courtroom, on the screen, the words say "2 year after release from prison". Many reporters are crowding Efronite, asking him questions.)
REPORTER
Efronite, you have gone from feared drug dealer to loved business man in a matter of 5 years, how did you pull it off?
LUCIUS
Well, when your in prison you learn things about yourself that surprises, well, yourself.
REPORTER
Today you are paying a family 30 Thousand dollars in cash, why so much?
LUCIUS
The Man who was the father and husband of this family was also a frequent consumer of my drugs. He lost control over his habit and it killed him. I am responsible for this, and I myself am obligated to make it right.
REPORTER
Do you really think money can buy forgiveness?
LUCIUS
Well, it took a long time for me to say sorry, 5 years. So I can only Imagine that it would take Twice as long for them To forgive Me. As for the 30 thousand dollars, we found that this man had spent a estimated 3000 dollars a year on my drugs, so I think it would be only right to pay his family back Tenfold.
(The screen Moves back, until we see it being played on a TV, in a crappy looking room. The TV is small, old, and wooden on the sides. We then see that Its being watched by Tough Ray. A man, with an eye patch, and a scruff, man of men style appearance.)
INTER CUT between Tough Ray and tv.
Tough Ray is listening to the Television, which is Doing a small segment on Lucius Efronite's Life. While listening, he is smoking a cigar, and chugging a beer. He then Stars Doing Pull ups, with the Cigar still in his mouth.
RAY
(Mumbling from his cigar.) Heh, smiling bastard. He wasnt smiling when I knocked out his teeth and gave him that Black eye, nope, wasnt smiling then.
Suddenly, he over extends his pull up, and his jaw bits down on the Cigar. He starts to gag, then, he chew a little bit, then some more, and some more. He then starts to come to the realization that he liked the taste of it, and continues chewing.
TV VOICE OVER
During the last 2 years, Efronite has changed his ways, dramatically. Some say the transition is miraculous, while others claim ts just another criminal trick being pulled.
In response to this, Efronite claims: "Of course, whatever you do, their are always going to be skeptics and doubters. I'm not going to go out of my way to change their minds about me. However, I feel that with time I will prove myself to even the doubtiest of doubters".
RAY
Doubtiest? Herm, well, using a word like that I'm not surprised that He cried.
TV VOICE OVER
This is Efronite's new apartment. It a lot smaller than his old House, which many will remember was blown up by the mysterious "Ray" who many citizens claim was "paid off" by the police to take efronite down.
RAY
Ha. I'd kill for a house like that. Who am I kidding. If I had a nickel for everyman I killed, well, I would be able to afford a better television set thats for sure.
TV VOICE OVER
The apartment isn't full of gold statues or famous paintings, but it is full of family. The apartment His home to not only Lucius, but also his girlfriend Jackie McCarthy, and her younger brother Puddy.
RAY
Huh, Thats not so great looking, I thought his old house looked better.
(Ray Spits out the cigar chew, and take another bite.)
Better in a huge pile of smoke and flames.
INT. Lucius' house, night.
Puddy and Jackie are playing charades. Jackie is a young Beautiful woman, and Puddy is a short, chubby mess. They both talk with harsh Irish accents.
PUDDY
Soldier
(Jackie shakes her head no, and continues on.)
PUDDY
Its uh, its uh. (Snaps his fingers.) I got it, I got it, its so simple now. Your obviously a ninja.
JACKIE
Holy McJesus Puddy, Sometimes I think your too fucking stupid for your own good.
PUDDY
Your the stupid one.
JACKIE
How is that, Puddy?
PUDDY
You Talked, Theres no Talking in charades.
(They Look at each other and laugh.)
Suddenly, on the Television set, a Lucky charms commercial comes on. Jackie and Puddy Look at each other with disgust.
JACKIE
Gah! What is this?
PUDDY
Lucky Charms.
JACKIE
GAH, this is Racist!
PUDDY
I know, Irishmen arent all leprechauns, some are as tall as 5 feet!
(They Both Laugh Hysterically.)
JACKIE
Puddy?
PUDDY
Yes Jack?
JACKIE
Don't call me Jack.
PUDDY
What!!!!!
JACKIE
Do you wanna stop?
(Her Accent changes from Irish to American.)
Using Irish accents?
PUDDY
He looks, almost blankly, back at her. Yes, yes I fucking doodle do.
(All of a sudden, Simon walks through the door.)
SIMON
Where is Lucius?
JACKIE
He didn't get back from church yet.
SIMON
You, you've got to be kidding me.
PUDDY
Nope, He goes very other week now.
SIMON
(Simon looks at Puddy, then at Jackie.) Your not using your Irish accents. Thats the first time in 3 days, thank God.
JACKIE
Well Lucius loves my Irish Accent,thats one of the Reasons he started dating me.
SIMON
And its one of many reasons why I started hating you. Well, I have to run. When Lucius comes back tell him to give me a call.
(Simon gets a card from his pocket.)
I got this card from the gym I belong to. Maybe you should check it out Puddy.
PUDDY
Yeah, I'll think about it.
SIMON
Well thats good but don't think too hard.
PUDDY
Dont suck to hard.
JACKIE
Thats enough!
SIMON
(Walks out of the house, with a smile on his face.)
PUDDY
Fucker.
INT. Church, NIGHT.
(Simon is walking out of church)
PRIEST
Thank you for coming.
LUCIUS
No problem, father, I have many things to repent for.
PRIEST
Well your doing a good Job of it so far!
(Laughs. Simon walks out.)
EXT. CITY STREETS, NIGHT
(Simon walks out of church, its raining. He is slouching his posture and walking with fast steps. He looks for a taxi.)
LUCIUS
Taxi!
(He tries to wave one down, but it does not stop. So he decides to take a shortcut in the alley. He keeps getting a feeling, as if hes being watched. He stops to catch a breath, when he hears a voice.)
MAN
Hey, Efronite, look what you did to me!
LUCIUS
Oh my God, Dave, you, you look terrible, what happened.
DAVE
When you went clean, I didn't have my drugs, I couldn't, I couldn't function, I needed that high.
LUCIUS
That high will only bring you down in the long run.
DAVE
(pulls out a gun.) Yeah, well now I'm bringing you down.
(He is about to shoot, when out of nowhere, a shuriken blade hits Dave right in the temple, he twitches, and then dies. Lucius is shocked, and he doesnt know what to do. he goes up to dave, and takes out the shuriken. He sees a smile on it. Then, all of a sudden, a piece of paper hits Lucius in the head. He opens up the paper, and it says "300, 1 month left". He then looks up at the rooftop, and sees him.)
CUT TO: ROOFTOP
(We see the notorious Killer, the smile. A man about 6 feet, He is wearing all black. You cant see his face, but over his black mask, there is a yellow. smiley face painted on. He quickly jumps up, and disappears into the night.)
INT. LUCIUS'S HOUSE - NIGHT
(Lucius rushes in the house, he seems shocked and shaken up.)
LUCIUS
Holy shit, Holy shit, holy fuck. (Jackie comes running to his side.)
JACKIE
Hey, Hey, sit down.
PUDDY
Whats wrong with him? (Lucius starts to breath hard.)
JACKIE
Lucius, LUCIUS, your scaring me.
LUCIUS
Dave, he, he's d-d-d-d
JACKIE
Dead? Dave's dead? Dave who?
LUCIUS
(Composing himself.) Dave was one of my "workers" before I got arrested, GULP. He, he was the guy who would bring me my due money. He was a good guy, but he was a drugiac.
PUDDY and JACKIE
Drugiac?
LUCIUS
Drug Maniac. He couldn't stop using them, today, in the alley, he tried to kill me.
JACKIE
Why?
LUCIUS
Once I went straight.
PUDDY
Dude, use a different word.
LUCIUS
Okay, once I went - Why arent you speaking in your Irish accents?
JACKIE
We didn't feel like it anymore.
LUCIUS
Well then, umm, once I went clean, he couldn't get drugs, he was broke, and nobody would sell them to him. He needed the drugs, after being that dependent on them, without them its like dying. Thats why he targeted me, he saw me as his obstacle to his happiness, or at least his piece of mind. But you know, tis just an educated guess.
JACKIE
What happened after he tried to kill you?
LUCIUS
Some Man, some man on top of the roof, threw a blade in his temple, and he died, he twitched first, then foamed at the mouth, and died.
(Pulls out the shuriken.)
PUDDY
HOLY SHIT! A NINJA SHURIKEN! AH MAN THE BLOODS ON THERE TOO, FUCKING AWESOMENESS!
JACKIE
That's fucking gross. I'm going to throw up. Who threw it at him?
LUCIUS
It was all black, I mean HE, HE was all black, I could barely see him. but on the face, there was a smile, its like it was laughing at me. (Pulls out note.) Then he gave me this.
JACKIE
"300, one month left". I don't get it.
PUDDY
One month left, obviously means a countdown.
LUCIUS
But a countdown to what, A countdown to what?
JACKIE
Something important probably.When are you going to call Simon?
LUCIUS
Not for a day or Two, I need some rest.
INT. RAY'S APARTMENT.
Ray is in his bedroom, he is leaning against a wall. But something is different. He isn't wearing an eye patch! and his eye is fine! The room is broken and torn, there are holes in the walls, in the floors, and in the ceiling. All of a sudden an alarm goes off, and we realize that he was sleeping. He wakes up, composes himself, and goes up to the wall in front of him.
RAY
I think today would be perfect.
(Then, he gets his right fist, and punches a hole in the wall, , then, he punches another hole with his other hand. With both hands in the holes, he pulls himself up, doing 100 pull ups. He then goes downstairs, goes in the fridge, gets out an egg, and eats it, whole. Then, he goes up to a drawer, and pulls out his black fingerless gloves, and a cigar. He puts the cigar in his mouth, and starts chewing. Then, he reaches on the table, gets his eye patch, and walks out the door.)
EXT. ALLEYWAY, NIGHT
(About 13 guys are standing , smoking, and drinking. The all seem like pretty rough guys.)
THUG 1
Okay, so whoever this was told us to meet him here, well He's not here, I say we go.
THUG 2
No man, This guys said he would give us all a swell beating, I wanna see what he has to say when we make his mouth too bloody to talk.
CUT TO: ROOFTOP
(Ray is sitting, waiting.)
RAY
Patience is a virtue fella's, patience is a virtue. (Ray sits and looks, then spits out his cigar.)
RAY
Time to kick ass.
He goes to jump down from the rooftop, but then, all of a sudden, two knives go through the two thugs chests, they are dead instantly. Ray is surprised, he cant believe it!
All of the other guys running away, but Ray decides that he is going to have a little more fun. So he chases them down, until they are cornered. |
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Post by Dale on Dec 25, 2007 18:09:04 GMT -5
RAY
Okay, you worthless pieces of undesirable scum, unfortunately for you, it time to die.
THUG
Listen man, I was never good with math, But there are 11 of us, and one of you.
(Ray pulls out a pistol, and shoots 6 bullets, killing 6 men.)
RAY
Now its more even.
THUG
GULP, well, your almost put of bullets, and we still have 5 -
(Ray pulls out another gun, and shoots 3 guys, killing them instantly.)
RAY
Well, you have 2 now, I guess the odds are still against me huh?
Ray is about to kill the 2 men, when all of a sudden, a third man not seen before tries to hit Ray from behind, with a crowbar. Ray turns around, dodges it, and fires the last bullet, into his head. He then drops the gun, and garbs the guys crowbar. He then throws the crowbar At the other thugs temple, killing him instantly.
The last remaining thug, in a desperately rage filled act, pulls out his gun, and shoots at Ray. Like lightning, Ray catches the bullet in his fingers, and looks at it.
RAY
Hmmm, nice bullets, Id say that you paid less for the actual gun.
THUG
What, the fu -
(Ray throws the bullet, straight on, into the Thugs throat. The thug falls down, squirming for air, and then dies.)
RAY
Hmm, I guess that was a good workout. I don't feel that great, was a little off my game. I guess Ill go check on those two bitches who got fucking knifed in the chests.
(Ray walks down 3 blocks to the sight where the two men were laying. He lights up a cigar.)
RAY
There gone!
(He sees the Smile and with a flash, the Smile disappears from Rays view.)
INT. LUCIUS' HOUSE - DAY
(Lucius, Jackie, and Puddy are all sitting around the house. There is an awkward silence around them, as if the apartment is cut off from the world.)
PUDDY
Maybe, maybe it was just some dude?
LUCIUS
I'm sorry, run that by me again?
PUDDY
Yeah, you know, like just some freak in a costume.
LUCIUS
WHAT?!?
JACKIE
I think he might be right Lucy.
LUCIUS
Don't call me that. (There is a short pause.) I can't, no let me rephrase that, I WONT let myself believe that it was just SOME GUY.
JACKIE
Well Lucius, this IS a very big city.
PUDDY
She is right. The other day I saw a bunch of guys wearing clown makeup and taking pictures around landmarks.
JACKIE
Yeah I saw that too.
LUCIUS
Okay stop. (Looks out of the camera.)
BLACK SUIT
What is is Clive?
LUCIUS(clive)
Come now seriously? A Dark Knight reference? Are you really going to sink that low?
BLACK SUIT
Its a very subtle reference I don't see what the problem is.
JACKIE (Natalie)
Well it did Seem kind of, out of place.
PUDDY (Jack)
Natalie is right, I don't think your movie is going to get any better reviews because you sucked up to TDK message boards.
LUCIUS (Clive)
Thats right, and blatantly We think its a bit childish.
JACKIE (Natalie)
Yeah, Its almost like you took an easy route out because you didn't have any meaningful Dialoge.
BLACK SUIT
Oh, no. I did not just FUCKING hear that. I DID NOT HEAR THAT! Clive, you think your the director? I run the show. Hey, how did your last movie turn out?
LUCIUS(Clive)
Good point.
BLACK SUIT
Thats what I thought.So a raise of hands, who wants to continue the scene?
(Nobody raises their hands.)
Well thats funny, because last time I checked, I was the director. So It doesn't matter what you think. Continue with the fucking scene.
Scene goes back to normal.
LUCIUS
I'm going to call Simon now. We need to think and figure out what this thing could be.
PUDDY
He'll probably think your crazy.
JACKIE
Yeah, You know Simon, forever the skeptic.
LUCIUS
The guy threw a FUCKING SHURIKEN at the others temple! Dammit Puddy! I put the Bloody shuriken in your hand!
PUDDY
Well anyone can throw a shuriken, it isn't hard.
LUCIUS
Okay, what about the letter I got,"300, one moth left". Didn't you say it could be a countdown?
PUDDY
Yeah, you know, I think "ONE MONTH LEFT" kind of gave it away.
JACKIE
I see Simon coming, You didn't call him yet.
LUCIUS
I know.
(Simon bursts through the door, he looks like he saw a ghost.)
SIMON
I just saw two guy with knives in their fucking chests.
LUCIUS
Was there a letter?
SIMON
We see what happened as he tells us. I was coming home from the gym (motions to Puddy.) and I saw A note on my door. When I opened it up, it told me to check the alley across from the abandoned coffee shop. When I looked, I saw them, there was two guys lying on the ground. They had knives in thier fucking chests. On the wall, the wall next to them, was an engraved smile. And there was a note.
LUCIUS
Lucius looks at Jackie and putty, almost with a sense of victory. What did it say?
SIMON
299 and 298, 29 days left.
LUCIUS
I knew it, something is happening!
SIMON
I don't understand, fill me in.
LUCIUS
Simon, I saw Dave in an alley 2 days ago, he tried to kill me, and he was struck with this shuriken, in the temple.
SIMON
Thats fucking gross dude.
LUCIUS
The man who did it was wearing a black mask, with a smile painted on it. Simon, the two guys who were killed, did they used to work for us?
SIMON
Simon Pauses, and suddenly a look of shock enters his face.
Yes!
INT. RAY'S APARTMENT - day.
(Ray is just sitting, almost in a trance. He then looks at his tattoo on his forearm. He then has a flashback.)
RAYS FLASHBACK.
(We see Ray, in a jungle, he is next to a camp, its raining, and he is very muddy.)
UKNOWN MAN
Who is he?
JAPANESE ARMY CAPTAIN.
We don't know, he killed 50 of our men.
UKNOWN MAN
So why didn't you try to kill him.
JAPANESE ARMY CAPTAIN.
We did.
(The unknown man looks at Ray.)
RAY
Who are you?
UNKNOWN MAN
I am Corblue. I am the leader of a highly secretive, and highly powerful Ninja sect.
RAY
What's with the eye patch.
CORBLUE
(Takes it off.) The eye patch is one of our sects main attires.
RAY
Why?
CORBLUE
Because, it's bad ass. What is your name?
RAY
Ray.
(We then cut to Corblue giving ray ninja lessons. They blow up a house, they kill many men, they catch bullets. Ray is being trained harder than any men before him. He is becoming a fierce warrior.)
RAY
Wait, so the goal of this sect is not honor?
CORBLUE
No, you must be joking. The goal of this sect is to make money.
RAY
Money?
CORBLUE
Yes, only work if you get paid.
(We then see a dead member of the sect and all of the ninja members are gathering around him.[)/i]
This is your final ritual, you must Join learn this funeral procession.
(We see the Procession, it consist of all of the members carrying th dead one, like a moshpit. Then then lay him down, bow for reverence of his lost life,, and bury him.)
CUT TO LUCIUS'S APARTMENT DAY
(Lucius, Jackie, Puddy, and Simon are in the apartment, when all of a sudden, its like a light bulb went off in Simons head.)
SIMON
The anniversary of your prison conviction is in one month! Thats what the countdown is.
LUCIUS
Wow, that was fast, and totally plausible and definitely true.
SIMON
Yeah, I know, but what about the letters?
LUCIUS
WAIT! I've got it!
SIMON
Yes?
LUCIUS
The guys who were killed, didn't they worked for us right?
SIMON
Yeah.
LUCIUS
So, obviously he's counting down all of the member of our former gang. I remember that the detectives on my case estimated that there were 296 documented names of men who worked for me.
JACKIE
What about the other four?
PUDDY
It's us.
(They all look at each other, with fear.)
LUCIUS
I'm not sure if this is the time but I called someone for help.
SIMON
Who?
(All of a sudden Ray walks through the door.)
RAY
I heard the whole conversation, Ive seen the guy too. I don't know how he is going to go about killing all those men in less than a month, But Im not going to wait to find out.
(Ray looks at Lucius.)
Money up front.
LUCIUS
Yes, here's your 1 million.
SIMON
Why did you call him!
JACKIE
He's more dangerous than this "Smile" guy.
PUDDY
Yeah, "The smile" as you called him Jackie, saved your life Lucius, this man almost took it.
LUCIUS
The Smile didn't kill me because obviously he wants me last.
SIMON
Are you out of your fucking mind Lucius! This is Laughable! He's chewing on his fucking cigar for Gods sake!
(Ray ignores Simons words.)
RAY
We are going to have to wait for some more murders and letters. Eventually I can figure out a pattern and take him down.
cut to: montage!!!!
This is the montage, we see various men being killed, a few in an alley, some in a gas station, others in their homes. During this we also see Ray gathering information, and gathering weapons for his arsenal.
CUT TO: LUCIUS' APARTMENT, NIGHT.
(Rays gives the info to Lucius.)
LUCIUS
There are four days left. How many people so far.
RAY
I'm not sure, probably a fucking lot though.
PUDDY
Yeah, but -
(All of a sudden, a bullet goes through the window, and kills Puddy.)
JACKIE
NOOOOOOOOOO!
LUCIUS
PUDDY!
JACKIE
Its all happening, I'm next!
(But then its silent again, Lucius is comforting Jackie and Simon and Ray are just standing there indifferent.)
RAY
He's going to the alley again, Thats where its all going to go down.
LUCIUS
I'm coming with you.
JACKIE
WHAT!
LUCIUS
This is personal now. I'm not going to sit back while he Kills you or Simon.
RAY
Maybe you arent the queer faggot pussy I thought you were.
LUCIUS
Thanks?
(He looks at Jackie and walks out the door.)
SIMON
Well, Well, Well, Lucius decided to play hero.
(Simon pulls out a handgun and knocks out Jackie with it.)
SIMON
It's time to play villian.
CUT TO: alleyway
(Ray and Lucius are waiting.)
RAY
He should be here any moment. I think he comes here to rest.
LUCIUS
I hope you right because its so fucking cold -
(Ray jolts his hand in front of Lucius' head, and he grabs a shurkiken. He then Knocks out Lucius.)
RAY
I'm sorry Lucy but your in over your head.
(The Smile comes down and stares at Ray.)
RAY
You wont be smiling when I'm done with ya.
The fight begins, a Battle of two skilled warriors. There styles are similar, Rays maybe a bit more dirty and sluggish. Ray throws a right, the smile blocks and kicks Ray, who blocks that Also. Then, Ray gets the upper hand, and prepares to kill the Smile, when all of a sudden.
BANG! a Gunshot is heard, and The smile is Dead. Simon is the one who shot.
RAY
Simon! I was going to kill him!
SIMON
Now I'm going to Kill you, then Lucius.
RAY
I don't under fucking stand.
SIMON
When Lucius decided to clean out everything, I as enraged! How could he do this! Everything we had, GONE! All the power, the glory!
RAY
So you Hired an Assassin !
SIMON
Yes, But he is not needed to kill you.
Simon point the gun at Lucius, and prepares to shoot.
SIMON
Goodbye brother..
(Before he can pull the trigger, Ray throws two knives. One cuts off Simons trigger hand, the other goes into his leg. Ray then pulls out a handgun, and moves toward Simon.)
SIMON
NO! PLEASE, I'LL PAY YOU. ITS NOT MY FAULT. I HAVE A BIPOLAR DISORDER! IM BEGGING YOU!.
RAY
The only thing I hate more then two-faced liars that kill their loved ones are whiny little bitches who cry for mercy.
(With that, Ray kills Simon. Lucius Is woken up by the gunfire.)
LUCIUS
You, you killed him!
RAY
It was him the whole time.
LUCIUS
Simon was the Smile?
RAY
No. He hired the smile to kill you off. He wanted revenge for you going clean and destroying the wealth and power you and he had.
(All of a sudden, Ray and Lucius hear almost a stampede of men, when all of a sudden, about 100 men dressed in "Smile" outfits emerge from different places around them. They start lifting the fallen Smile like a moshpit, and Ray realizes what he has to do. But before he can go join the liturgy, Corblue appears.)
RAY
So thats how you killed all those men in less than a month.
CORBLUE
Thats right.
RAY
But why?
CORBLUE
Because he paid us Ray, because he Paid us.
RAY
What about that Little Fat Fellow?
CORBLUE
Seeing how he was innocent--We decided to shoot him with a bullet shaped tranquilizer, he should wake up in about an hour.
LUCIUS
Thank God.
Ray nods his head and then him and Corblue Join the funeral procession. Lucius is just standing there like a deer in the headlights. He is so amazed by whats happening. Then he laughs. He can't help it, of course, this is no laughing matter, but something inside him see's how ridiculous all of this was.
The Ninjas are done bowing to the fallen Warrior, when all of a sudden, a random member of the group looks at Lucius.
RANDOM NINJA
How the hell did you only get 3 years? That doesn't make any fucking sense.
With that, fade to black, and the music "What would you say" by Dave Mathews starts playing.
THE END.
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